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#208826 - 01/18/07 02:45 PM Re: im drunks
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
It's just that after last week's skeletorama, it would be nice to see a girl of normal female weight and shape get half naked and romp around a little. Is that asking for too much?

Is it?


Edited by Conky (01/18/07 02:45 PM)
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#208827 - 01/18/07 02:48 PM Re: im drunks
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:



I was Meatholed.

The sequence of events went something like this:

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FUCK!!!!

Ok, ok ok....wait, so like, if I had "accidentally" got up in the middle of the night and backed my wheelchair into your butt, so that one of the handlebars penetrated either of your holes, you wouldn't have called Hotel security????

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#208828 - 01/18/07 02:50 PM Re: im drunks
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Quote:

It's just that after last week's skeletorama, it would be nice to see a girl of normal female weight and shape get half naked and romp around a little. Is that asking for too much?

Is it?




Oooh hey a gimpy walk like Ceara's bunny disabled from the pot smoke.

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#208829 - 01/18/07 03:56 PM Re: im drunks
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
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Quote:



What happened?






I was Meatholed.

The sequence of events went something like this:

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What sidewalk do I have to sleep on like a fucking Star Wars nerd to preorder this? Oh were media present? If no it makes it even more unsettling and arousaing. If it was recorded I am going to project it as loud as I care onto the Boiulder Dam in 10 years dfrom now. I'm very serious., I hate the damn world.
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#208830 - 01/18/07 04:00 PM Re: im drunks
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



What happened?






I was Meatholed.

The sequence of events went something like this:

/






What sidewalk do I have to sleep on like a fucking Star Wars nerd to preorder this? Oh were media present? If no it makes it even more unsettling and arousaing. If it was recorded I am going to project it as loud as I care onto the Boiulder Dam in 10 years dfrom now. I'm very serious., I hate the damn world.





"Boulder dam...." Nice touch dude. How's it going today?
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#208831 - 01/18/07 05:27 PM Re: im drunks
Rollin Girl Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 153
Loc: smut central
Quote:

Quote:



What happened?






I was Meatholed.

The sequence of events went something like this:

/






Hi Ceara

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#208832 - 01/18/07 07:04 PM Re: im drunks
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Hay baby

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#208833 - 01/18/07 07:13 PM Re: im drunks
Frank TJ Mackey Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/07/06
Posts: 4
Loc: "Respect the cock... and tame ...
Pervs will be fighting for copies like they were Wii's, if copies actuall exist.

Of course emperical evidence will need to be disclosed.
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#208834 - 01/18/07 07:57 PM Re: im drunks
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Sorry my degenerate friends, no cameras were involved. I had specific instructions a la Khan Tusion never to do scenes. Possibly because I don't eat ass... But I'd like to think it's because he likes me

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#208835 - 01/18/07 08:24 PM Re: im drunks
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Sorry my degenerate friends, no cameras were involved. I had specific instructions a la Khan Tusion to never to do scenes. Possibly because I don't eat ass... But I'd like to think it's because he likes me




Why not a bit of both?





Did you notice how the mere suggestion of your "capture" on digital media lit up the board?

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#208836 - 01/18/07 09:17 PM Re: im drunks
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

Sorry my degenerate friends, no cameras were involved. I had specific instructions a la Khan Tusion to never to do scenes. Possibly because I don't eat ass... But I'd like to think it's because he likes me




That sucks if no cameras were involved! Maybe someone could describe it in writing and JM Productions could start putting out Meatholes novels or comics. How about JM Productions action figurines as well!

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#208837 - 01/18/07 09:38 PM Re: im drunks
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

Quote:

Sorry my degenerate friends, no cameras were involved. I had specific instructions a la Khan Tusion to never to do scenes. Possibly because I don't eat ass... But I'd like to think it's because he likes me




That sucks if no cameras were involved! Maybe someone could describe it in writing and JM Productions could start putting out Meatholes novels or comics. How about JM Productions action figurines as well!




What about erotic novels for the female audience?

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#208838 - 01/21/07 12:18 AM Re: im drunks
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Ok so Khan Tusion is in my house and he is refusing to give me any details to what actually went down. Ceara, will you please PM me and tell me?
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#208839 - 01/21/07 08:16 AM Re: im drunks
Dr. Mordo Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
I refuse to believe anything happened til I see pics.
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#208840 - 02/01/07 06:34 PM Re: im drunks
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
Quote:

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This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.






Vegas is gonna be fun.




Not really.Shes all talk.




Im a big enough man to admit when im wrong and brother was I wrong.





Bulmp
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#208841 - 02/02/07 12:07 AM Re: im drunks
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I fervently hope Ms. Lynch will imbibe enough alcohol while near her PC to share with us another deep seeded fantasy rant in the not too distant future.

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#208842 - 02/02/07 08:21 AM Re: im drunks
girlvirginguy Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/07/06
Posts: 45
Loc: dont jack my avitar
hey windsock besides ceara's initial post at the start of this here thread yours was the greatest post ever. EVER! I have nothing else to contribute besides for a big hardy

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