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Four abandoned children rescued after one year in Berlin flat

Berlin - Police have rescued four abandoned children who spent one year struggling to run their Berlin household alone after their mother moved away to her lover.

The eldest, 12, phoned youth-aid officials in desperation, saying he was just too young to cook, clean the apartment and manage his siblings aged 11, 9 and 8, police said Friday.

The boy had hesitated to seek help because he was so embarrassed at the clutter and filth in their home.

The mother, 46, may face charges of failing to care for and control her children since last summer. The school-children, who said she had been living almost permanently at her lover's home, have been placed in foster care.

Shocked police found cobwebs on the furniture in the four-room apartment, a dish of rotting muck crawling with flies in the refrigerator, floors littered with crumbs and dirty clothing and a filth-smeared toilet.

One room was so full of litter that the door could barely be opened. Police said the children appeared to have stopped preparing meals in the kitchen months ago and there were spiders even among the dirty dishes.

The children had lived off fast food of low nutritional value bought with money given them by the mother.

Cool Mom Cages Son and Makes him Wear a Shock Collar



TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) - When Jessica Botzko's son was a baby, authorities temporarily removed him from her care when she was charged with child endangering. Nearly a decade later, the boy took matters into his own hands, authorities said.

Botzko is again accused of child endangerment after her 10-year-old son ran away from home with his younger brother and told investigators he was tired of being put in a dog cage, police said. The older boy also had been forced to wear a remote-controlled shock collar, authorities said.

Botzko, 28, and John Westover, 37, appeared briefly in court Thursday on charges of child endangerment and making or selling drugs in front of the children.

At least once the 10-year-old boy was made to wear the collar - designed as a training device for animals - while inside the cage and was repeatedly shocked, court documents said. The cage, less than 2 feet tall and 2 feet wide, had a chain across the top with two locks on each end, said police Capt. Ray Carroll.

"He had to tuck his knees into his chest and he fell asleep in there on a couple occasions," Carroll said. "It wasn't continuous. It was probably on and off for punishment."

The older boy and his 5-year-old brother ran away from home Tuesday night when their father was away and their mother was dancing at a strip club, police said. They were found a few blocks away on a neighbor's porch.

Westover has an extensive record and was wanted on a child endangering charge in suburban Toledo, authorities said. The couple had a daughter who died of sudden infant death syndrome a few years ago, Carroll said. Police plan to take another look at her death.

Court hearings for both Botzko and Westover were continued because neither had a lawyer and they remained in jail. A message seeking comment left for them at the jail was not immediately returned.

Both told police they put the boy in the cage to punish him, Carroll said. The boy told officers that he also was caged when his father was using or making drugs, Carroll said.

Authorities said the boy weighed only 61 pounds, appeared thin for his age and told officers he had not eaten in two days.

It was not clear whether the younger boy had been put in the cage, Carroll said. Police plan to interview the boys again in the next few days. They were placed in the custody of Children Services.


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An example of good parenting.

The microwave story is sickening. You would hope those things remained just stuff for bad urban legends. Not so. When I was little my mother told me a supposedly true story about an angry mother who had baked her children in the stove. She said it half jokingly so that I would behave, but I never took it too seriously...

Poor little soul, rest in peace.

Vegans Sentenced for Starving Their Baby

ATLANTA (AP) - A vegan couple were sentenced Wednesday to life in prison for the death of their malnourished 6-week-old baby boy, who was fed a diet largely consisting of soy milk and apple juice.
Superior Court Judge L.A. McConnell imposed the mandatory sentences on Jade Sanders, 27, and Lamont Thomas, 31. Their son, Crown Shakur, weighed just 3 1/2 pounds when he died of starvation on April 25, 2004.

The couple were found guilty May 2 of malice murder, felony murder, involuntary manslaughter and cruelty to children. A jury deliberated about seven hours before returning the guilty verdicts.

Defense lawyers said the first-time parents did the best they could while adhering to the lifestyle of vegans, who typically use no animal products. They said Sanders and Thomas did not realize the baby, who was born at home, was in danger until minutes before he died.

But prosecutors said the couple intentionally neglected their child and refused to take him to the doctor even as the baby's body wasted away.

"No matter how many times they want to say, 'We're vegans, we're vegetarians,' that's not the issue in this case," said prosecutor Chuck Boring. "The child died because he was not fed. Period."

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My parents let me smoke as a child. This is me at age 25 wearin' my "KING" shirt.

Japan irked toddler put in baby drop box

--By HANS GREIMEL, Associated Press Writer
Wed May 16, 9:17 PM ET



TOKYO - Japan's first anonymous drop box for unwanted babies triggered a wave of anger and soul searching Wednesday after it was discovered that a preschooler — and not an infant — was left by his father on the service's first day.


Newspapers condemned the father and warned that the operation was open to abuse and could traumatize youngsters.

The drop-off for infants, known as "Stork's Cradle," was begun May 10 by the Roman Catholic-run Jikei Hospital in the southern city of Kumamoto to discourage abortions and the abandonment of children in unsafe public places. The same day, a boy now believed to be 3 was found inside.

The boy, who was in good health, reportedly said he was left by his father, who was seen holding the youngster's hand as they approached the hospital. They apparently rode Japan's bullet train to Kumamoto, but it was unclear where they lived.

"I came with Daddy," the boy was quoted as saying by the Mainichi newspaper. Local media reported the boy was able to identify himself by name, but it was unclear whether the father had been identified.

The revelation of the boy's age Tuesday triggered outrage among political leaders, with Prime Minister Shinzo Abe saying that "anonymously throwing out a child is unacceptable." He urged parents to consult social workers for help if raising children gets too tough.

The hospital has refused to comment on the case, citing privacy concerns, but said there were age limits on its drop-off service.

Police have decided no crime was committed because the child was left in a situation in which it was not exposed to immediate harm, Kyodo News reported Wednesday.

A small hatch in the side of the hospital allows anyone to anonymously put a baby into an incubator 24 hours a day. It was created after a series of high-profile cases in which newborns were abandoned in parks and supermarkets.

"We must rethink the meaning of the baby drop-off," the conservative Sankei newspaper said in an editorial. It called the boy's abandonment "unforgivable," saying that "unlike a baby, a toddler may suffer from trauma."

The Yomiuri newspaper said it was too early to judge the baby drop, but said it must be used for its original purpose of receiving newborns, not young children.

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Associated Press writer Hiroko Tabuchi contributed to this report.

A 22-month-old baby girl drowned -- but her sister survived -- after they were left alone last week in the bathtub of a Redford Township home, authorities said Saturday.

The apparent negligence that caused the death of Caylin McCreary prompted the state's child welfare agency to file a petition in Wayne County Family Court to terminate the parental rights of the mother, Cierra McCreary, to Caylin's twin.

McCreary, 20, of Redford Township and the baby's putative father, D'Andre Mays, 23, of Detroit appeared in the juvenile division of Family Court Saturday for a preliminary hearing and received a copy of the petition filed by the Child Protective Services unit of the Wayne County Department of Human Services.

The DHS placed Caylin's twin with the maternal grandmother, who brought the baby with her to the hearing Saturday in a courtroom at the Wayne County Juvenile Detention Facility.

The hearing will be continued on May 18.

The parents declined to comment Saturday, but the mother's court-assigned attorney Deborah Trent said, "This was a tragic accident and it can only be compounded by the petition for permanent custody."

According to the petition, Redford Township police were called to McCreary's home on Pembroke at about 10 p.m. Wednesday. Police and paramedics found the mother trying to resuscitate Caylin.

The baby was rushed to Botsford Hospital in Farmington Hills, where she was pronounced dead at 10:30 p.m.

An autopsy listed the cause of death as accidental drowning.

McCreary told police that one twin was in the bathtub full of water by herself and that Caylin was secured into a baby seat that was attached to the edge of the tub. She said she left the bathroom and went down the hall to her bedroom for a few minutes, then went back to check on the children again.

They were fine, McCreary said. But then she left to get a towel and was gone about "a minute." When she returned, Caylin was floating facedown in the water and her sister had climbed out of the tub, the mother told police.

Parents should never leave small children alone in the bathtub, said Dr. Marcus DeGraw, director of the child protection team at Detroit's St. John Hospital. "Even a couple of inches can be deadly," DeGraw said. "It doesn't have to be a full tub of water."

Police detectives involved could not be reached Saturday, but no criminal charges have been filed.

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Mom blames Satan for burning baby in microwave

GALVESTON — A woman blames the devil and not her husband for severely burning their infant daughter after the 2-month-old was put in a microwave, a Houston television station reported.

Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua's efforts to become a preacher.

"Satan saw my husband as a threat. Satan attacked him because he saw (Joshua) as a threat," Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV.

A Galveston County grand jury indicted Joshua Mauldin last week on child injury charges after hearing evidence that he placed his daughter in a motel microwave for 10 to 20 seconds.

The infant, Ana Marie, remains hospitalized. She suffered burns on the left side of her face and to her left hand, police said.

Eva Marie Mauldin, the girl's 20-year-old mother, told the television station that her husband is "not the monster people are making him out to be."

"That was not my husband; my husband is a wonderful father," she said. "Satan was working through his weaknesses."

Eva Maudlin described those weaknesses as an undisclosed mental disability, and that her efforts to get help for him have failed.


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Pop Leaves Toddler in Car to Buy Porn



--KDKA


Pennsylvania- A Washington County man is facing charges after police say he left his toddler in a sweltering car while he went shopping for porn.

The 16-month-old boy was crying hysterically when another patron of Fritz The Cat Adult Theatre and Porn Shop spotted him around 6:15 p.m. Saturday and called police.

The store is located just across the state line in Ohio County, West Virginia.

The boy’s father, Richard Shultz, 23, of Houston, Washington County, was arrested.

Police say Shultz left the back windows up while the front windows were cracked just enough for a sheriff’s deputy to reach in and unlock the door.

It’s unclear how much time the child spent in the car. The deputy believes it was about 85 degrees outside at the time of the incident.

The toddler was rushed to the hospital and released into the custody of his mother.

Shultz was released from jail on bond and the condition that he stay away from his son.

He’s been charged with gross negligence and could spend up to five years in prison.

The National Traffic Safety Administration says about 25 kids die each year in the United States after being left behind or getting trapped in a hot vehicle.

Police Say Impaired Mom Let Son, 5, Drive
Boy Tells Police He Can't Reach Pedals



LAFAYETTE, Ind. -- Police said an intoxicated mother faces charges after she let her 5-year-old son drive her around, reported WRTV-TV in Indianapolis.

Holly Schnobrich, 24, of Lafayette, was charged with two counts of felony neglect and public intoxication.

The boy and his 3-year-old brother, who was also in the vehicle, were placed into the custody of the Department of Child Services, police said.

Investigators said neither child was restrained.


The Tippecanoe County Sheriff's Department said they were called early Sunday morning after neighbors told them they saw the boy behind the wheel.

"It was just bizarre," Barrett told the Journal & Courier of Lafayette. "I asked, 'Is this toddler driving your car?' She said, 'He's a good driver.'"

Police said another neighbor took Schnobrich's car keys so that she couldn't get away before officers arrived.

According to a probable cause affidavit, Schnobrich admitted taking the prescription painkiller Percocet and had a near-empty bottle of sleeping pills that she told them she had for two days.

Officers said the child driver told them he couldn't reach the pedals.

Schnobrich was being held Thursday in the Tippecanoe County Jail on a $10,000 surety bond.

Prosecutors said Schnobrich pleaded guilty last week to an unrelated charge of operating a vehicle while intoxicated.




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Couple arrested in California after toddler ingests Ecstasy

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SAN BERNARDINO, Calif.—A nurse was charged with felony child abuse Thursday after her 2-year-old daughter ingested Ecstasy and went into a hallucinogenic fit, authorities said.
Shannon K. Leasure, 30, and her firefighter boyfriend, Mark A. Rumble, 46, were each being held on $500,000 bail. The two were arrested Tuesday night while vacationing with her toddler at Lake Arrowhead from Reno, Nev.

It was unclear whether Leasure, who was scheduled to be arraigned Friday in San Bernardino Superior Court, had retained an attorney. She faces up to six years in prison if convicted of the charge.

The toddler remained hospitalized at Loma Linda University Medical Center. Officials declined to release her condition because of patient privacy laws, but her father, Adrian Leasure, told the Reno Gazette-Journal she is in good condition.

The father, also a firefighter, said there was no indication the girl would suffer permanent damage.

"It just breaks my heart," he said.

Shannon Leasure allegedly brought Ecstasy along on her vacation, sheriff's Sgt. Rick Ells said. It wasn't clear where the Ecstasy was stored, how the girl obtained it or how much she swallowed, he said.

After ingesting the drug, the girl suffered hallucinations and seizures, authorities said. Firefighters were called to the vacation home and the girl was taken to the hospital.

Detectives have referred her case to the county's child protective services department, said sheriff's spokeswoman Jodi Miller.

Ecstasy is a mildly psychedelic derivative of amphetamine. Ingestion of the drug can cause increased body temperature, seizures from increased central nervous system activity and muscle damage when a lack of fluids causes muscles to break down, San Bernardino County Health Officer Margaret M. Beed said.

In extreme cases, Ecstasy use can lead to kidney failure and cardiac arrhythmia, Beed said.



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Woman accused of trying to flush newborn
By Andale Gross
The Associated Press
Published Wednesday, August 29, 2007
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City police are investigating a 20-year-old woman who allegedly tried to flush her newborn son down the toilet at a McDonald's restaurant after giving birth in the restroom.

Both the baby and the mother, a Kansas City resident who works at the McDonald's, were being treated Tuesday at a Kansas City hospital. Police said the child is expected to survive.

"Fortunately, the baby's fine," Capt. Rich Lockhart said. "The baby's at the hospital getting treatment. The mother's at the hospital getting treatment. We're investigating it."

The incident occurred at about 12:50 p.m. Monday. Lockhart said workers became concerned after the woman didn't return from the restroom. The workers quickly called paramedics after checking on the woman, and paramedics were able to revive the baby.

No charges had been filed as of Tuesday afternoon. Lockhart said police have interviewed workers at the McDonald's and planned to talk to the mother once she is able to speak to them.

"She's being treated, and we haven't been able to talk to her to get her side of all of this," Lockhart said.

Police then will consult with prosecutors to determine what, if any, charges will be filed.

Lockhart said the woman was 32 weeks pregnant when she gave birth in the restroom. She allegedly told paramedics she tried to flush the baby down the toilet several times, he said.

The child was still in the toilet and wasn't breathing when paramedics arrived, Lockhart said. They administered CPR on the child to get him breathing again, he said.

The paramedics then rushed the baby and mother to the hospital. Police were notified at about 2:30 p.m. Monday, Lockhart said.

"The mother told paramedics that she didn't know she was pregnant," he said.

The newborn has been placed in the temporary custody of children's services, Lockhart said. It wasn't clear whether the woman has other children, he said.

John Jelinek, who owns and operates the McDonald's restaurant, said he was "truly shocked by the unfortunate incident."

"The safety and well-being of my customers and employees is always my top priority," Jelinek said in a written statement Tuesday afternoon. "As this is a pending police matter, it would be inappropriate to discuss further."

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The Force is strong within this "Fiend."

Flight from hell: Mom accused of boozing, beating kids

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Two little kids were screaming and crawling on the floor of Frontier Airlines Flight 108, but passengers said it was their mom who was out of control on the hellish trip to Denver.

Tamera Jo Freeman is accused of boozing, cursing and beating her children, ages 2 and 4, and hurling a drink at a flight attendant who tried to intervene on a flight from San Francisco to Denver.

The 38-year-old San Francisco woman was arrested Monday after the jetliner landed at Denver International Airport. She’s sitting in Jefferson County jail, charged with assaulting her children and interfering with a flight crew, according to federal court documents.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Boyd Boland ordered Freeman jailed until Friday, when she has a preliminary and detention hearing.

Passengers told the FBI that Freeman was drinking heavily before and during the flight and alternated between cursing and terrorizing or neglecting her 2-year-old son and 4-year-old daughter because they were interfering with her watching a movie.

"Freeman appeared intoxicated and violent toward her children before she boarded the flight in San Francisco," according to an FBI statement supporting the criminal complaint.

Passengers said the children spent the nearly two-hour ordeal trying to hide on the floor in the corner, scared and crying, according to an FBI complaint.

The mom "just started going ballistic" when the toddler clad in a T-shirt and diaper knocked over her drink, passenger Carrie Storin told CBS4 News.

The woman said "you shut up, you idiot. Get in the corner," Storin recounted. "I heard slapping noises. It was bad. I felt so sick, I wanted to cry," Storin told CBS 4 News.

"So, I can’t imagine what those kids felt like," said Storin, who was sitting across the aisle from the woman and her children.

The mother admitted to the FBI she "lost it" on the plane, saying "she had slapped her children during the flight because they were fighting over the window shade and had spilled Freeman’s drink," according to the FBI complaint. She also acknowledged drinking "several alcoholic beverages on the flight."

Before boarding the flight at San Francisco airport, Freeman dropped the 2-year-old on his back and head on the ground because he didn’t want to go to the bathroom with her, passenger Katie Shanahan told the FBI.

"Freeman left her son on the ground crying for several minutes," Shanahan recounted, according to court records.

On the flight, the mom drank and watched the movie, ignoring the toddler who climbed under the seat, "squeezing toothpaste out," Storin said. "It was a total mess. There was juice everywhere and napkins everywhere.

"The little girl ... was pressed up against the window, like just hugging her knees, screaming," Storin said.

Passenger Amy Grant "observed Freeman hitting her children repeatedly and yelling profanities at her children and the flight attendants," according to the complaint. "She observed Freeman swing with an opened hand down at the children and hear the children crying after being struck."

Several passengers complained to the flight crew about the mother’s repeated slapping and punching of the children during the flight, court records stated.

When flight attendant Amy Fleming tried to intervene, Freeman told her to "mind her own business" and demanded another round, court records stated.

When Fleming refused to serve Freeman, the mother cursed the flight attendant and allegedly threw a drink that landed at Fleming’s feet, witnesses told the FBI.

Freeman then followed Fleming into the common area of the plane, "yelling and pointing her finger."

Fleming felt so threatened she told the FBI she "moved into a defensive stance."

She then talked Freeman into returning to her seat.

The flight attendant asked a corrections officer who happened to be on the plane to sit near Freeman, the complaint stated. Then the attendant grabbed some duct tape and "had to physically stand near Freeman to prevent her from causing more problems on the flight or further assaulting her children," the FBI wrote.

After the flight attendant took action, the captain radioed ahead to have Denver police meet the plane.

"I think they did the best they could," Storin said. "I just wish they would have done something sooner, because it was pretty bad."

During a Wednesday hearing, Freeman requested a public defender and the judge agreed to appoint one.

Her children were placed in the custody of the Denver social services agency until a relative flies from San Francisco to take them home, according to CBS4 News.

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Make mine a double, ya fuckin' slut.

Toddler, 2, left in car at brothel parking lot

A 2-year-old girl was left in a car in 95 degree heat for two hours at a brothel parking lot on Saturday, Storey County Sheriff’s deputies said.

Deputies arrested the girl’s father, Lucien Hoffman of Bend, Ore., on charges of child neglect. Hoffman told deputies he was attending a function at the Mustang Ranch brothel.

The brothel’s security guard found the child crying inside the car and took her indoors until authorities arrived, according to the crime report. They told deputies they were unable to find the girl’s parent or guardian.

The toddler was treated for dehydration and released to the Nevada Division of Child and Family Services, deputies said.

They said Hoffman, who is unmarried, shares joint custody of the child with her mother, who lives in Bend. Deputies said they believe the child was left in the vehicle for at least two hours in 95-degree heat.

Hoffman was being held at the Storey County Jail Sunday in lieu of $40,000 bail.

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and no, bitches, it wasn't me.

ONTARIO, Calif. — An 8-month-old boy has died after his mother told police she accidentally cleaned his nose with a cotton swab used earlier to clean a methamphetamine pipe.

Samuel Reta of Ontario was declared dead Friday at Loma Linda University Medical Center, according to the San Bernardino County Coroner's office.

Reta had been in a coma since police responding to a child-not-breathing emergency call early Thursday found him in full cardiac arrest. The baby also has a fractured skull, broken arm and pneumonia, police said.

Elizabeth Reta, 27, was arrested Thursday and booked for investigation of felony child abuse.

Her boyfriend Juan Antonio Sanchez Jr., who surrendered to police later that night, was also arrested on suspicion of abusing the child, officials said.

It was not immediately known if Reta and Sanchez faced additional charges now that they boy had died, police Sgt. Joseph Giallo said Monday.

Reta had told police she gave the baby a bath, and then used the cotton swab to clean his nose because it was itching, police said. She said she didn't know the swab had been used to clean a methamphetamine pipe.

It wasn't clear when the baby suffered the broken bones. Police said some of the injuries may be the result of Sanchez's attempt to rouse the baby from his seizure.

This is the only thread on the board that actually makes me nauseous. These people need shot.

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i like that because it serves as a visual metaphor for all of the previous bad mother stories.

R.I. man charged with ransoming mother’s cat for $20,000


NORTH KINGSTOWN, R.I. - North Kingstown police accuse a man of extorting more than $20 thousand from his elderly mother by repeatedly threatening to kidnap her cat and demanding ransom.

Garry Lamar was arrested last week and released on $200 bail. He’s been ordered to stay away from his 78-year-old mother, Mary Lamar Grancher.

Police say he started threatening to kidnap his mother’s beloved pet just over a year ago, when she kicked him out of her home.

According to authorities, Lamar allegedly kidnapped the cat once during the past year and made kidnapping threats on a near weekly basis. Police don’t believe the cat was harmed, but they’re still investigating.

Police say Grancher made at least two dozen payments.

A phone listing for Lamar couldn’t be located.

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Mom allegedly drives son to gang fight
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VICTORVILLE, Calif. - A mother was arrested after she allegedly drove her son to a school to fight with members of a rival gang. Sophia Elam, 41, drove her 16-year-old son and several adults to Silverado High School to fight with gang members who had been threatening her son in an ongoing dispute.

"(Elam) says she's going to make sure her son gets to class safely, but instead of doing it the right way, she took matters into her own hands," San Bernardino County sheriff's Deputy Heather Vallejos said.

Elam was arrested Thursday for investigation of child endangerment.

Five adults and one juvenile were also arrested when detectives searched Elam's house and the home of a rival gang member.

Detectives allegedly found a gun at Elam's house.

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At least she's taking an interest in the boy. Too many young urban males have to do their gang fighting on their own.

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Police: Irate Woman Throws Baby At Trooper



NORTH EAST, Md. -- A Maryland mother was arraigned on drug and child abuse charges after police said she threw her 6-month-old child across a room at a police officer.

According to court documents, the incident happened in late July at a home on Inverness Drive in Cecil County.

According to court documents, state troopers were called to a trailer on Inverness Drive to check on the well-being of Evelyn Doninger, 23, of North East, and her two small children.

Officers said that they smelled a strong odor of marijuana coming from inside the home, so they told Doninger they would be coming in. The court documents said that Doninger told police they had no right to enter her home.

Police said that they noticed a hand -rolled cigarette and a bag with what they believed was marijuana in it, as well as various drug paraphernalia. They also said they found two men inside the home and two children -- a 2-year-old and a 6-month-old.

Police said they told Doninger she was being arrested. The documents said she became "incredibly irate," stood up from a chair and threw the 6-month-old at least 5 feet at one of the troopers.

The child struck the trooper's chest and he caught the baby just before it hit the floor, according to court documents. Doninger then shoved the trooper, striking both him and the baby.

Neighbors who spoke with WBAL TV 11 News said that the allegations are shocking, but most turned away when 11 News asked them about it for fear of retaliation from drug dealers who the neighbors said have a strong presence in the area, according to 11 News reporter Lowell Melser.

A woman who neighbors said was Doninger's mother -- but would not identify herself to Melser -- said that there was some validity to the story, but would not give details.

Police said that the 6-month-old baby is doing fine.

Doninger has since been released from jail. She is facing eight different child abuse and drug charges.

A trial date has not been set.

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Another great mom.

I don't know who that girl is but I want to see her doing nasty things.

Hell, kids don't know what's going on. I used to go over and fuck my friend's wife while he was at work and his two year old would walk in and out of the room, saying "stop fighting with mommy". It was so cute.

Parent Uses Toddler To Steal Purse

Androgynous looking parent uses little girl to steal purse from arcade. VIDEO.

She's going to make someone a fine greedy, manipulative ex-wife!

On the other hand, Fatman, we're talking about a ditzy broad from Seaside Heights, NJ. It's entirely plausible that she was dumb enough to have had, in fact, $1,4000 worth of shit in there. The question is, since she only had $200 cash, what the fuck was the remainder that it was worth $1,200???

cell phone, ipod, jewelry she takes off during work rings etc.

she's most likely lying but considering there are handbags, empty ones even, that cost more than 1200 bucks her figure is not that unreasonable. I can't believe I'm posting about this. self loathing and push ups are in order if I owned a firearm I'd pistol whip myself.