It's almost the end of the year, so I thought that since WillieD had done such a good job with his highlights package, I should set a quiz. So here you go. All of the quotes come from threads here on the board, and I'll post the answers over the next week or so.
The really competitive amongst you can PM me to find them out early. There is no prize other than an acknowledgment that another hobby would be a good idea.
1. About whose film making did Smelly Monkey say:Its like someone strapped a hand held to a retarded dog's head with a serious case of fleas
2. Who was WillieD talking about when he said:You vomited up some lame amateur video on a server slower than Ryan Knox getting wood, and your resulting stuntcock ennui is both pathetic and tragic in the same thought.
3. Who was Kinq referring to when he said:There is nothing like advertising on the internet the address where you plan on using copious amounts of drugs.
4. Who said:You´re a fucking nazi, Gia. I wish AIDS on you, bitch.
5. Who was talking about Christian X when they said:Christian X is my friend. We post on this message board together.
6. Who described Codi Milo’s tats as:It literally looks like someone wrote on her back with a sharpie while she was passed out drunk.
7. What does the following picture depict?
8. Which poster Donkey Punched his Flesh Light and broke it, then demanded a refund from Jeff?9. Who was being described in this post by Bornyo, (it was taken from ADT and posted here):"This is really funny- he'd be, like, do it easy. Do it easy- like, when I was putting the dildo in? In my mind, I'm, like, okay, buddy. Who are you fooling? And then he'd be five minutes later, that's all you got? That's all you got? Yeah, that's all I got. It's a dildo, motherfucker! I don't have a cock. I can't get it any harder and I didn't go buy any bigger dildos."
10. Who said:It's infuriating when a model shows up with an open sore on their genitals or around their mouth...
11. Who said the following, and who was he referring to?And as far as pushing Da Burglar down a flight of stairs... who are you kidding? The only thing you've pushed lately is a mop.
12. In a moment of uncharacteristic rage, who was Bornyo talking to:You stupid son of a bitch. I guess I need to stop mistaking self-deprecation for intelligence and recognize it for self-preservation. Whipped dogs show as much sense after all.
13. Which poster said:i rather be on wellfare(which i am not) then a loser sitting in a big ass empty house snorting coke at night and logging on the net.
14. Who is WilleD talking about?He melts down and gets kicked off XPT, then begs and sticks his tongue six feet up JeffMike's ass to still be able to work for JM, only to be cast in a movie where a fat hooker from Owensmouth and Reseda fishhooks his piehole, pisses on him and makes him vomit on himself.
15. What got ChuckSpears so upset?Ughhhh!!!! This is not hot, people! This should in no way be encouraged by you the porn consumers. If you care about the future of porn, start protesting this image right now or else companies will start getting funny ideas and discontinue shooting hot girls with tight bodies and sploogable faces.
16. Who is Vanpiles talking about:?????? would snort clorox off an aids patients ass if it would get her high. last year she was hanging from a stripper pole 20 feet above the crowd shaking. It was pretty funny, cause me and my friends offered her a bump while she was high above the crowd and she slide down right away while ignoring the whole crowd.
17. Who said:I speak with an English accent and I'm not gay. I have enough trouble having the `minority' status of having cerebral palsy without being gay too. That would be too much like a bad joke....
18. Who is Morbidthoughts talking about:He creeped out another girl by telling her that he was still mad at her for not giving up her number. Several girls have noted that he approaches them through unsolicited IMs and email that he "researched" and whines when they don't respond in adequate time by leaving them even more IMs and email. Another girl declared she'd kick him in the nuts if he came within one feet of her because of his antics.
19. Who said:You guys are funny as hell. I love you all so very much.
Im so confused myself here, I dont even know who I am anymore.
20.
Which Moderator is being kicked by an anonymous poster here?Yeah, defending the honor of blown-out pornstars is a real hallmark of the wisdom that accompanies old age
There you go. Some random, pointless quotes from a selection of XPT's most loved and loathed. I haven't fixed anyone's grammar or punctuation, and take no responsibility for anything, ever.
Hopefully, this can be used like WillieD's post as a springboard back to some of the board's more memorable knife fights...
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