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#205437 - 12/06/06 05:31 PM Blame it on Photoshop
ethebody Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 73
A girl puts on Mary Kay Cosmetics, high heels,
puts up her bra and you take her picture. Use
Photoshop to further perfect the photo. Then, print
the picture in a magazine. Now, tell her she is
a "star". She believes it. Next, she is standing
in a hall full of people, and demands to be voted
as "best of the year". How can she be so stupid, when
she has made no contribution, not even invented a
shoe-lace ? It is all makeup and Photoshop.

If anything the Photoshop guy should get the award.


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#205438 - 12/06/06 05:33 PM Re: Blame it on Photoshop
KneelandBobDylan Offline
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Registered: 05/26/06
Posts: 43
Loc: 3rd stone from the sun.
Shut the hell up already. You're douche, we totally get it.
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#205439 - 12/06/06 05:35 PM Re: Blame it on Photoshop
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
mods, please ban this faggot now.
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#205440 - 12/06/06 05:46 PM Re: Blame it on Photoshop
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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mods, please ban this faggot now.




Yes! 79 posts of worthless horse shit.
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#205441 - 12/06/06 06:05 PM Re: Blame it on Photoshop
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
He's on his last leg.
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#205442 - 12/06/06 06:12 PM Re: Blame it on Photoshop
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Has anybody ever been banned for the sole reason of making sucky posts?
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#205443 - 12/06/06 06:15 PM Re: Blame it on Photoshop
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I've banned one or two posters when I was on the rag.
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#205444 - 12/06/06 08:16 PM Re: Blame it on Photoshop
Walrus Offline
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Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
how about smacking him around with a rubber hose or something? Or, a bar of soap in a sock?

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#205445 - 12/06/06 08:33 PM Re: Blame it on Photoshop
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I've banned one or two posters when I was on the rag.




If I waited that long no one would get banned.
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#205446 - 12/07/06 01:45 PM Re: Blame it on Photoshop
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Zenman, in the name of Porn, please ban this stumbling example of why stem cell research should be legal. He's already filled one forum up with more shit than the Whitehouse Press Office produces in a year.

He must be stopped!
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#205447 - 12/08/06 05:34 PM Re: Blame it on Photoshop
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Quote:

Quote:

I've banned one or two posters when I was on the rag.




If I waited that long no one would get banned.





What happened?
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#205448 - 12/09/06 07:14 AM Re: Blame it on Photoshop
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I've banned one or two posters when I was on the rag.




If I waited that long no one would get banned.




Menopause.

(With apologies to Gia)
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