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#204935 - 12/03/06 10:09 PM You all deserve...
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	to be raped by a wino wearing kleenex boxes as shoes.
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#204936 - 12/03/06 10:34 PM Re: You all deserve...
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	_________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#204937 - 12/04/06 04:07 AM Re: You all deserve...
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	I was just thinking of a christmas present for the board, and here you are getting all violent and stuff. It's the holidays, be happpy! BTW that totally turned me on. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#204938 - 12/04/06 04:22 AM Re: You all deserve...
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	ChickenMaster's parents obviously didn't hug him enough as a child. While all of his friends were playing Little League in the summer, he spent his days in a damp, musty basement shoving firecrackers up his pet hamster's ass and dissecting live, cute, defenseless bunny rabbits with a rusty hacksaw. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#204939 - 12/04/06 02:25 PM Re: You all deserve...
nago Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/08/06 Posts: 219 Loc: Japan	I was just thinking of a christmas present for the board, and here you are getting all violent and stuff. It's the holidays, be happpy! BTW that totally turned me on. They arent happy cause there lives suck--im in this minority too
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#204940 - 12/04/06 03:50 PM Re: You all deserve...
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I'd love to see a wino wearing kleenex boxes as shoes. I googled it and no dice.
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#204941 - 12/04/06 05:21 PM Re: You all deserve...
nago Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/08/06 Posts: 219 Loc: Japan	He rejected my visa card and wants me to give him my jacket in exchange for the rape scenario
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#204942 - 12/04/06 06:58 PM Re: You all deserve...
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: ChickenMaster's parents obviously didn't hug him enough as a child. While all of his friends were playing Little League in the summer, he spent his days in a damp, musty basement shoving firecrackers up his pet hamster's ass and dissecting live, cute, defenseless bunny rabbits with a rusty hacksaw. I was raised by wolves and hurting animals doesn't interest me, people are much more fun.
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#204943 - 02/15/07 04:03 PM Re: You all deserve...
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Still holds true.
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#204944 - 02/15/07 04:12 PM Re: You all deserve...
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	While you were away, we only managed to raise enough cash to buy Windsock one box of Kleenex. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#204945 - 02/15/07 04:13 PM Re: You all deserve...
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: While you were away, we only managed to raise enough cash to buy Windsock one box of Kleenex. His other foot gets really cold... _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#204946 - 02/15/07 04:57 PM Re: You all deserve...
Calvin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/11/06 Posts: 481	Plus, he keeps using up the kleenex at a remarkable rate... _________________________ [The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#204947 - 02/15/07 06:29 PM Re: You all deserve...
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I'll chip in for some sweatpants. What size is he? I feel really badly for not going on his thread/ plea for help. Hope the lil guy's ok. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#204948 - 02/15/07 06:32 PM Re: You all deserve...
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: I feel really badly for not going on his thread/ plea for help. Hope the lil guy's ok. Liar.
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#204949 - 02/16/07 07:10 AM Re: You all deserve...
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: I'll chip in for some sweatpants. What size is he? I feel really badly for not going on his thread/ plea for help. Hope the lil guy's ok. Dont worry I have him covered, if he can ever sober up enough for me to help, cuz I learned a long time agao never give a Drunken Lush a shitload of cash while he is still drunk. We will be consulting you for his wardrobe needs Gia; since I intend to send him on a series of Job interviews, you will need to pick out several ensemble(s) that i will be buying him...the works from head to toe. Even his Cologne....I'll fly him to LA where you will pick him up in a limo, but make sure you wear Haz mat protective gear in case he starts next to you in the limo and splooges all over the place. Then again, you'd probably like that.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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