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#204730 - 12/02/06 01:34 PM This bitch is ruined for life
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505

Man, this girl is fine...nice tits and take a look at that vagina...that's nice.


She looks good right?


That's what I thought when I found this foto while slumming it up at the Spicy Talent webpage. Now that you saw the good it's time to see the bad...




































At first glance I thought those were chili peppers but upon further review I realized THOSE ARE FUCKING LEAFS TATTOOED ON HER BACK!!! Why why why would you do that? One leave tat isn't enough? Leafs suck!! I hate leafs! Every fucking fall I rake leafs until my back breaks and my fingers go numb. I can deal with the lips on the ass but a leaf storm on your back? WTF? Fuck your leaf storm Ally Cox. You know what I do to leafs? I rake all them little fuckers up into a big pile as tall as me so I can look at them real good, then I crack a beer and smoke a camel while I walk around the pile a couple times real slow and I wait until the wind is just right before I burn them all to hell. Fuck leafs.

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#204731 - 12/02/06 01:45 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
The grammar Nazi in me was about to correct you and say, "You mean leaves?" Then I googled it and it said either leafs or leaves may be used.

Carry on.

Maybe she's a rake victim. HAHAHAAA. I find the Tyce Bune kiss mark tat on her ass more disturbing.
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#204732 - 12/02/06 01:49 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
steveb Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
Never mind the grammar, they're feathers.

See, masturbation DOES ruin your eyesight.
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#204733 - 12/02/06 01:53 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Whatever they are, they are ridiculously hideous. They are indicators of mental retardation. She should be institutionalized immediately.

(And Gia, the rake joke was very funny)

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#204734 - 12/02/06 01:53 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Never mind the grammar, they're feathers.

See, masturbation DOES ruin your eyesight.




Leaves, feathers, whatever. Still lame.
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#204735 - 12/02/06 02:40 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Actually... I kinda like it. Reienforces just how cheap she is. BTW- why are so many whores in porn so short? This ones only 5"3.
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#204736 - 12/02/06 02:45 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

BTW- why are so many whores in porn so short? This ones only 5"3.




We resort to pistoning peni because we're not tall enough to work the runways in Paris.
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#204737 - 12/02/06 02:58 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Ernest Angley Jr. Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/01/06
Posts: 85
Loc: cathedral buffet line
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Actually... I kinda like it. Reienforces just how cheap she is. BTW- why are so many whores in porn so short? This ones only 5"3.




Growth is no doubt stunted due to smoking at such an early age.

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#204738 - 12/02/06 03:17 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
nice cans
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#204739 - 12/02/06 06:33 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

Quote:

BTW- why are so many whores in porn so short? This ones only 5"3.




We resort to pistoning peni because we're not tall enough to work the runways in Paris.




I thought it was a ploy to make penises (or peni, if preferred) look bigger. Use bigger dicks or shrink the girls - it's all about proportions.

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#204740 - 12/02/06 07:54 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
Quote:

Never mind the grammar, they're feathers.

See, masturbation DOES ruin your eyesight.




That doesn't change the fact that I lothe leaves.

Coniferous trees rule!
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#204741 - 12/02/06 07:59 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
Quote:

The grammar Nazi in me was about to correct you and say, "You mean leaves?" Then I googled it and it said either leafs or leaves may be used.




i googled it too. i'm down with the leafs.
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#204742 - 12/02/06 08:13 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:


We resort to pistoning peni because we're not tall enough to work the runways in Paris.




You are tall enough to work the runways doll...you'd just have to get off your knees to do it. heh
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#204743 - 12/02/06 09:08 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
They are feathers, and the game is to hit em with your cumshots. If you look closely you may see point values. Kind of a carnival midway game for all you bukkake faggots.
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#204744 - 12/02/06 09:41 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Deciduous porn...it's the new black!

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#204745 - 12/02/06 09:42 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Does anyone own an orbital sander? That'll fix that ghastly back of hers.

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#204746 - 12/02/06 10:03 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
she looks like a girl you can find in a small town usa continuation school or troubled teen group home.
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#204747 - 12/02/06 10:26 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

she looks like a girl you can find in a small town usa continuation school or troubled teen group home.




aka porn feeder schools.
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#204748 - 12/02/06 10:32 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Being tattooed these days is so mainstream that it's us un-inked bitches who are all like, subversive and shit.

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#204749 - 12/02/06 11:19 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Being tattooed these days is so mainstream that it's us un-inked bitches who are all like, subversive and shit.




Exactly! That is why I just bought a domain and created NeverBeenInked.com.
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#204750 - 12/02/06 11:55 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Michelle Aston Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 65
Loc: Skid Row, CA, USA
I hate cheap work. Get a real fucking tattoo ya dumb broad. That lipstick mark shit on the ass has got to go. If you are invest in cheap work, then let it be funny. Otherwise, start dropping the stack of C notes.

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#204751 - 12/03/06 04:00 AM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
steveb Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
Quote:

Quote:

Being tattooed these days is so mainstream that it's us un-inked bitches who are all like, subversive and shit.




Exactly! That is why I just bought a domain and created NeverBeenInked.com.




We shall watch it closely for developments.
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#204752 - 12/03/06 05:43 AM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Quote:

BTW- why are so many whores in porn so short? This ones only 5"3.




We resort to pistoning peni because we're not tall enough to work the runways in Paris.




gia, best response on this thread and i tried my damndest to read them all. i wish i was in paris right now- fucking beautiful city and everyone dresses well, just like all of europe. and no one is fat.- listening to dan ghenacia in an afterhours club. cos pete tong told me so. even if james things dan=aids.

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#204753 - 12/05/06 09:47 AM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Whores with tattoos =
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#204754 - 12/06/06 06:59 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Whores with tattoos =




Amen.
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#204755 - 12/07/06 05:39 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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Deciduous porn...it's the new black!






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#204756 - 12/09/06 01:27 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Yeah, smoking pole!

Quote:

Growth is no doubt stunted due to smoking at such an early age.


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#204757 - 12/09/06 01:37 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
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I have one word of advise for any producers that will be shooting her from some angles.......Dermablend.

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#204758 - 12/09/06 02:03 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I know I'm weak, and I know the tats are truly shitty, but I still don't think if she crawled towards me with her bare ass in the air and offered herself to me that I could stop myself.

To get over the guilt I'd feel afterwards, I'd drink heavily and sexually degrade her further. And believe me, no one is more disappointed about this than me.
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#204759 - 12/09/06 02:25 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
steveb Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
Quote:

I know I'm weak, and I know the tats are truly shitty, but I still don't think if she crawled towards me with her bare ass in the air and offered herself to me that I could stop myself.

To get over the guilt I'd feel afterwards, I'd drink heavily and sexually degrade her further. And believe me, no one is more disappointed about this than me.



I'm sure she would be.
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#204760 - 12/09/06 02:28 PM Re: This bitch is ruined for life
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I'm sure she would be.




I'd like to contradict you, but sadly you're 100 per cent right.
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