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#204509 - 12/01/06 12:34 AM I don't like ChickenMaster
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
These are the reasons:

He is rude

He sends obnoxious pm's

I think, secretly he is a homosexual.

He often threatens people with "sacks of oranges", not normal.

He takes his clothes off for money, Chippendales style, but with a small penis.

He's not really angry, just misunderstood, like Son of Sam or Charles Manson.
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#204510 - 12/01/06 12:38 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I AM BIG FAN OF SQUIRT ARE YOU?


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#204511 - 12/01/06 12:56 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
He likes to prick random subway passengers with dirty needles.
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#204512 - 12/01/06 01:16 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
He uses the tears of his enslaved victims as a salt substitute.
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#204513 - 12/01/06 03:48 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Chicken Master asked to borrow my car once, it came back looking like this

I started to yell at him, but decided since he was the Chicken Master, I'd just best let it go.


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#204514 - 12/01/06 05:37 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

He uses the tears of his enslaved victims as a salt substitute.





I found this quote more than made up for the trauma of having to see the Penis Pump sex criminal pic again.
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#204515 - 12/01/06 05:37 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
lee_11 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 125
Quote:

I think, secretly he is a homosexual.






Its not a very well kept secret.

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#204516 - 12/01/06 06:58 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Chicken's an old-school XPTer - he doesn't court popularity.

No doubt he is moved by these displays of affection.
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#204517 - 12/01/06 07:05 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
ChickenMaster is a P - I - M - P, end of story. Dude's cool in my book.

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#204518 - 12/01/06 08:43 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

I think, secretly he is a homosexual.






Its not a very well kept secret.




Lee, its like I keep telling you, its not gay if I only stick the tip in.

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#204519 - 12/01/06 08:51 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
It's okay ChickenPoo, xxxchurch taught me how to forgive in light of jesus christ so despite all the attempts of making me wanna follow the industry trends of suicide, I'd still keep your huevos warm. But I can't promise I won't eat them.


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#204520 - 12/01/06 09:00 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

It's okay ChickenPoo, xxxchurch taught me how to forgive in light of jesus christ so despite all the attempts of making me wanna follow the industry trends of suicide, I'd still keep your huevos warm. But I can't promise I won't eat them.






Jesus shows my kind no forgiveness.



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#204521 - 12/01/06 02:27 PM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
CM returns...
Good to see you back, and the hate is on the loose.
Nothing you can't deal with.
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#204522 - 12/02/06 01:53 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days


oranges...always sacks full of oranges...
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#204523 - 12/02/06 04:46 PM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan


if i had a big honker like that i wouldnt put it in that tube

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#204524 - 12/03/06 05:46 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
i like chinenmaster cos he knows that a nuclear weapon is not the way to rule the world. bond movies are wrong- force will never rule the world. controlling the braindead masses will.

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#204525 - 12/03/06 09:39 AM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

i like chinenmaster cos he knows that a nuclear weapon is not the way to rule the world. bond movies are wrong- force will never rule the world. controlling the braindead masses will.




I have never considered the masses as brain dead, there are always clear examples that stand forefront in everyone's mind that stigmatize the lower and middle class. As a whole though, they are clearly the leaders, but obviously misguided by their higher class taskmasters that hold the keys to their success just out of reach. A nuclear weapon is a poor substitute for a mass ideology. The people make the weapon, it is not the weapon that makes the people. Therefor you hold those in the highest esteem who will bring the ideology of peace and security for a global empire to fruition, the people themselves.

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#204526 - 12/03/06 10:11 PM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:



oranges...always sacks full of oranges...




There isn't a sack big enough for everyone in this world.

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#204527 - 12/04/06 11:34 PM Re: I don't like ChickenMaster
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days



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