"A Really Big Fucking Negro Problem"
An Interview with Francesca Lé
April 13, 2004

Chatsworth, CA - I recently had the opportunity to sit down with LéWood Productions producer and director Francesca Lé to discuss her upcoming release Gia Has a Negro Problem, the third installment in the Negro Problem series. After hearing her comments, I'm of the opinion that you'd have to go to the streets of South Central Los Angeles to find a negro problem this out of control. Here's a transcript of that session.

Malice: Some people feel that your Negro Problem series is extremely politically incorrect and should be banned. How do you feel about that criticism?

Lé: My series is no more politically incorrect than those old episodes of National Geographic that we all grew up watching as kids. In fact, as a young child Gia Paloma was shocked and disturbed by the images of African villagers dancing about wildly in their woefully inadequate loincloths. In this movie she confronts her "really big fucking negro problem" head on. I helped her grow as a person.

Malice: Aren't you worried that other countries will see America as a backward country that still exploits its minorities?

Lé: Actually the Negro Problem series has become very popular in other countries. In fact, Scarlet O'Whora came all the way here from England to work out her Negro Problem. She was so moved by the experience that she began to weep uncontrollably during the scene. She kept saying that she was afraid. I guess we are all afraid of confronting our problems - and black people.

Malice: Do you ever have problems with the male talent getting offended by you portraying them in such a stereotypical manner?

Lé: Most black actors understand that my series is a very therapeutic way of helping these women deal with residual "white guilt." However, sometimes there are unanticipated results. For instance, in Alicia Rhodes' scene male performer Julian St. Jox was slightly offended by some of what she said, but we were able to calm him down with additional malt liquor and crack.

Malice: In the end, do you think that an appearance in the Negro Problem series is beneficial for a whore?

Lé: In the end I feel that the benefits that these girls get from the experience are really up to them. For instance, Jasmine Lynn retired after working out her negro problem. She finally found the answers that she was looking for. For other whores, it's not so easy. Heather Pink, we hear, is still trying to find the perfect combination of prescription pain killers and black cock to solve her problems. We are, however, certain of at least one thing - Gia Has a Negro Problem is a step in the right direction.

Gia Has a Negro Problem hits the streets on April 19th simultaneously on VHS & DVD and is available to distributors exclusively through JM Productions. Consumers may order this title and many other LéWood videos on lewood.com and jerkoffzone.com, or by calling us toll free at (800) 550-3659.

Tony Malice
JM Productions

why does that boxcover make me feel a little uncomfortable right now....

that looks like a HUGE negro problem.

i know it was shot beforehand Tony, but the fact that it went up as a press release today is an unfortanate ironic coincidence.

it is very sad that this has happened, and at least he has been responsible in helping to make it go smoother, and did not do anything maliciously.

i meant not to make light of the situation. there is nothing funny about this.

Damn, that Darren James looked diseased anyway...