my girlfriend is insistent that i make with the dirty talk during fucking. i am a naturally bashful person, and it isn't easy for me. she actually does it quite well, and says it would turn her on to no end if i were to do it, too. i have no idea what to say. i have tried it with past girlfriends and i was so embarassed it just turned ridiculous very fast, and, consequently, killed the entire sexual act. she says just say whatever i am thinking. i can't say that. she says tell her what i want her to do. she has no idea what i want is to jam my mid-sized unit down her throat until she cannot stand it no more. (actually, she isn't an idiot, she probably does know that) she has suggested that we watch some porn together, to give me ideas. silly bunt. the last thing i need is more ideas.

She is using you in a tepid attempt to try and recreate a genuine sexyually violent & charged experience with a male who was not only uninhibited but genetically brave enough to travel grooves of pleasure unquestioned and untempered with geberal and vapid concepts of self and persobnal failings. I reckon it shall have failed as she no doubt expected and that she shall jack herself off far more satisfyingly whenst you are miles from her in a kind of preluide to the iconic and fulfilling strongs penetrarting und withdrawing to penetrate again penio which by definbition of pathetic serlf oare not your stock and trade.

I think you should post a pic of her, It would help us come up with the proper words for you to use

never. she is mine, and i love her. also, she has 2 lazy eyes, and you lot would make great sport of her.

so fuck her doggystyle, and slap her if she turns and looks at you and say "don't look at me you crazy-eyed cunt"

Call her a cock-eyed fuck, Joe Pesci style.

she likes to watch veronica mars while we does it. i think she has a crush on logan. it's okay with me, i guess.

just ram an antler in her ass and tell her to shut the fuck up.