• An = number of units of alcohol consumed
• S = smokiness of the room (graded from 0-10, where 0 clear air; 10 extremely smoky)
• L = luminance of 'person of interest' (candelas per square metre; typically 1 pitch black; 150 as seen in normal room lighting)
• Vo = Snellen visual acuity (6/6 normal; 6/12 just meets driving standard)
• d = distance from 'person of interest' (metres; 0.5 to 3 metres)
  

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Interesting...

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'Beer goggles' effect explained

Scientists believe they have worked out a formula to calculate how "beer goggles" affect a drinker's vision.

The drink-fuelled phenomenon is said to transform supposedly "ugly" people into beauties - until the morning after.

Researchers at Manchester University say while beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder, the amount of alcohol consumed is not the only factor.

Additional factors include the level of light in the pub or club, the drinker's own eyesight and the room's smokiness.

The distance between two people is also a factor.

They all add up to make the aesthetically-challenged more attractive, according to the formula.

The formula can work out a final score, ranging from less than one - where there is no beer goggle effect - to more than 100.

Nathan Efron, Professor of Clinical Optometry at the University of Manchester, said: "The beer goggles effect isn't solely dependent on how much alcohol a person consumes, there are other influencing factors at play too.

"For example, someone with normal vision, who has consumed five pints of beer and views a person 1.5 metres away in a fairly smoky and poorly lit room, will score 55, which means they would suffer from a moderate beer goggle effect."

The research was commissioned by eyecare firm Bausch & Lomb PureVision.

A poll showed that 68% of people had regretted giving their phone number to someone to whom they later realised they were not attracted.

A formula rating of less than one means no effect. Between one and 50 the person you would normally find unattractive appears less "visually offensive".

Non-appealing people become suddenly attractive between 51 and 100. At more than 100, someone not considered attractive looks like a super model.

KEY TO FORMULA

• An = number of units of alcohol consumed
  
• S = smokiness of the room (graded from 0-10, where 0 clear air; 10 extremely smoky)
  
• L = luminance of 'person of interest' (candelas per square metre; typically 1 pitch black; 150 as seen in normal room lighting)
  
• Vo = Snellen visual acuity (6/6 normal; 6/12 just meets driving standard)
  
• d = distance from 'person of interest' (metres; 0.5 to 3 metres)
  

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had i realized i could have studied things like this, i might have gone to grad school.
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there was a girl from the UAE with a fullblown man-moustache when i went to grad school. she smelled like sheep and now works for the UN in some capacity. grad school was like college with none of the fun.

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two questions, james: 1.) what, exactly, does a sheep smell like?, and 2.) how do you know? (almost afraid to ask this one!) i don't remember seeing many sheep crusing down mass ave, but then again, i don't remember much of those years.

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i've slept with a sheep during my "experimental" years when i thought shoes other than tod's and ferragamo might be ok to wear to work and i might like rubbing my penis against that of another man. the sheep was the only thing i don't regret from that stage of my life.

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when the sheep was about to blow its load, did he call you "jaa-aaames?" haha

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have i ever thrown an egg at you, by any chance?

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nah, you lucked out. i was in the cab just behind the one your egg landed in. you're lucky, too, because i would have kicked your sheep-fuckin' ass.

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grad school was like college with none of the fun.

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