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Male whores contain NO stroke value - Fundamental Law of Porn No. 2

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just curious, have2cit, what's fundamental law of porn no.1?

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My general knowledge says it has to be: Whores lie. (One of the basic facts I've learned here at XXXPT.)

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Rule #6
No one rents porn to see the guys, so male talent, shut the fuck up, stay as much out of the frame as you can and just fuck the whore.

Directors, no more close ups of the GUYS, no one gives a fuck about them.

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Rule #6
No one rents porn to see the guys, so male talent, shut the fuck up, stay as much out of the frame as you can and just fuck the whore.

Directors, no more close ups of the GUYS, no one gives a fuck about them.

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#1: whores lie
#2: male performers have NO stroke value (fn 1, 3)
#3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn (fn 2)
#4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
#5: European porn stars are FAR dirtier than their American counterparts


fn 1-(from Safado) "No one rents porn to see the guys, so male talent, shut the fuck up, stay as much out of the frame as you can and just fuck the whore. Directors, no more close ups of the GUYS, no one gives a fuck about them."
fn 2-(from The King) "Girls licking man ass in porn is fucking gay. I DO NOT want to see ANY girl lick ANY man ass in my porn. Girl licking girl ass is OK, girl licking man ass is way bad."
fn3-(from Holly Randall) Actually, for me, the male talent makes all the difference. I don't care about the girl (when I'm watching porn, not when I'm shooting it), I care about the scene. And really good scenes often call for really good male performers.

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As a variation on #2, please no cutaways to a closeup on the male performer just before the money shot.

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As a variation on #2, please no cutaways to a closeup on the male performer just before the money shot. Way to ruin the moment!!

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Rule #6
No one rents porn to see the guys, so male talent, shut the fuck up, stay as much out of the frame as you can and just fuck the whore.

Directors, no more close ups of the GUYS, no one gives a fuck about them.

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Actually, for me, the male talent makes all the difference. I don't care about the girl (when I'm watching porn, not when I'm shooting it), I care about the scene. And really good scenes often call for really good male performers.

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Double vag, double anal and double oral is GAY.

Anytime two guys rub their cocks together, whether a woman is involved or not, it's GAY as fuck!

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You're an IDIOT!! It's perverse, it's hot and it's edgy, and quite obviously it sells like hell.

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Double vag, double anal and double oral is GAY.

Anytime two guys rub their cocks together, whether a woman is involved or not, it's GAY as fuck!

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You're an IDIOT!! It's perverse, it's hot and it's edgy, and quite obviously it sells like hell.

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Double vag, double anal and double oral is GAY.

Anytime two guys rub their cocks together, whether a woman is involved or not, it's GAY as fuck!

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You're an IDIOT!! It's perverse, it's hot and it's edgy, and quite obviously it sells like hell.

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Double vag, double anal and double oral is GAY.

Anytime two guys rub their cocks together, whether a woman is involved or not, it's GAY as fuck!

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You're an IDIOT!! It's perverse, it's hot and it's edgy, and quite obviously it sells like hell.

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To homos in denial.

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as a girl, i think it's gay as fuck also , and i'm certainly no "homophobic" guy. why these directors think that the "average" hetero porn viewer, male or female, wants to see sacs smacking together is beyond me. i've always been of the opinion that while the thought of two actual peni penetrating a girl seems cool as fuck , any guy who is willing to have his cock rubbing another cock is frankly not welcome in my pussy, ass, and/or mouth. you can use multiple toys to achieve the same effects (i.e., domination, inflicting pain, etc-- all good things ), without coming off as . i would venture so far as to say that one naked man should not come within two feet of another naked man, even if they're fucking the same chick. i call this "the 24 inches rule". tag team her, people! if it's good enough for the WWE, it's good enough for us, you know? of course, fucking a girl from behind (ass or pussy, name your poison) while she's sucking a cock in front her does not violate the 24 inches rule and thus should be done whenever humanly possible . if a porn guy needs more "assistance" in achieving the utmost violation of said whore, he should bring in another whore to help. this could be called the "girlvert rule", since most guys can't fuck a girl any harder than ashley blue does anyway. p.s. sorry this was a wicked long post.

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closeted faggots rent too much straight porn. rub your dick against an electric eel, you abomination.



If you're THAT afraid of your own manhood, you should spend your time reading Playboy or Newsweek and watching The Food Network. It amazes me how people in the "adult" industry are close minded little old prudes when you scrape away all the B.S.!

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your dad just called, he wanted to thank you for coming for thanksgiving and rubbing your cock against his.

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You've worked the hate up this week, Jamesn. You're a veritable Peter North of rage when you get warmed up. Oh, the pun was intended for other parties, natch.

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if you're that open minded, why not read playgirl and rent falcon? like, easy-e, you can eat a big fat dick. wait, you already have.

how's life as an hiv-positive gay man? are you going to any parades this spring and will you be wearing those scrumptious leather chaps and growing your freddy mercury-mustache again? you were hot last year, fucking queer.

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if you're that open minded, why not read playgirl and rent falcon? like, easy-e, you can eat a big fat dick. wait, you already have.

how's life as an hiv-positive gay man? are you going to any parades this spring and will you be wearing those scrumptious leather chaps and growing your freddy mercury-mustache again? you were hot last year, fucking queer.

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But cocks rubbing against one another? "I think you've come to the wrong bar, sir"

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haha! and at the xpt bar, the patrons will tell you, "no, sir. you may not push my stool in."

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At what point do you become a prude for not liking balls slapping together?

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[quote#9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star

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i just don't get chicks who don't do anal. i couldn't tell you the last time i had sex and it didn't end up in my ass. then again, i'm a whore. but ass is the new pussy. plus, like skeeter says, "there's nothing like an anal romance!". and has arland kerkove ever told a lie?

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Never mind the rules.

Thanks for the pic. I'm going to have some "quiet time".

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#1: whores lie
#2: male performers have NO stroke value
#3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn
#4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
#5: European porn stars are FAR dirtier than their American counterparts
#6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay
#7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock
#8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race

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#9: Piss ain't sex(y)

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

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it was supposed to be sexy? i confused.

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Gunker, I must say, this thread has turned out much better than I expected. Nice work.

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Thanks King!

I've been saving up a special picture for you...

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#1: whores lie
#2: male performers have NO stroke value
#3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn
#4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
#5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts
#6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay
#7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock
#8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race
#9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
#10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y)
#11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show
#12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode)

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#1: whores lie
#2: male performers have NO stroke value
#3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn
#4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
#5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts
#6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay
#7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock
#8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race
#9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
#10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y)
#11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show
#12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode)

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#13. Male talent shall keep his mouth shut. We dont want to hear you grunt and graon before you cum.

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To elaborate: Don't jump to the guy's face during the money shot.

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if you're that open minded, why not read playgirl and rent falcon? like, easy-e, you can eat a big fat dick. wait, you already have.

how's life as an hiv-positive gay man? are you going to any parades this spring and will you be wearing those scrumptious leather chaps and growing your freddy mercury-mustache again? you were hot last year, fucking queer.

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Since I am none of the above, it doesn't apply. Let's see, you'd be all down watching 2 girls go at it, but you're so afriad of your own manhood that it makes you sick to see two cocks rubbing together inside a woman. You're boring, you're a prude, and you're angry because you've been figured out. God I'm having a good time watching your BP rise!

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#1: whores lie
#2: male performers have NO stroke value
#3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn
#4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
#5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts
#6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay
#7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock
#8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race
#9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
#10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y)
#11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show
#12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode)

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#13. Male talent shall keep his mouth shut. We dont want to hear you grunt and graon before you cum.

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To elaborate: Don't jump to the guy's face during the money shot.

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#14. A threeway scene with two girls and one guy where one girl has to sit and play with herself while the other two fuck is a waste of pussy. Producers: stop being cheap and hire another cock.

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