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#200831 - 11/10/06 10:21 AM When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AIDS
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Like many of us whores, we always get an e-mail or two that stands out above the rest. Here's one of them that should fulfill all of your guys' anti-Brazilian fetish here at XPT. I'm not sure if I should reply to fuck with him or ignore. Tough decisions. Enjoy:

Nov 10 2006 1:20 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: Hi Gen! I've got an IRRESISTABLE BUSINESS PROP 4 U!!!

Body: Hey there sexxxy, I hope u actually read this cuz i'm sure u'll be interested! Well, 2 make a looooooong story short, I'm moving to Rio de Janiero in March to eventually start a travel agency/personal security and tourguide/conciegre service with a few of my friends that live there. Until i learn the language fluently i will be directing and producing adult films with local S. American talent, as well as willing participants from various other countries. U are more than welcome to work with me and my Brasilian and Argentinian crew of gorgeous ladies and hung guys @ your own convenience. U may even bring along your choice of co-star(s)--Male and/or female!!! I, as the director/producer, will give the actors/actresses alot of artistic/creative freedom as to how they will perform and what, as well as who, they will do--that's how the best sex and porn happens.....right?!?

The flight, as well as other accommodations, will be paid for. Just think of it as a "working vacation" If u are interested or would like more info, feel free to contact me. I am a man of my word and ALWAYS follow thru w/ my promises. I hope 2 hear back from u! It would be a pleasure having u work for us in the future!!!

P.S: Please tell any of your friends in the industry about my proposition if u think they may be interested. I'd appreciate it GREATLY!!!

Sincerely,

Ryan

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#200832 - 11/10/06 01:30 PM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I, as the director/producer, will give the actors/actresses alot of artistic/creative freedom as to how they will perform and what, as well as who, they will do--that's how the best sex and porn happens.....right?!?






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#200833 - 11/10/06 01:52 PM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Everything about that email just screams SNUFF FLICK! I think you should go, Gen. It would be a fitting end to a legendary career.
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#200834 - 11/10/06 01:56 PM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I, as the director/producer, will give the actors/actresses alot of artistic/creative freedom as to how they will perform and what, as well as who, they will do--that's how the best sex and porn happens.....right?!?







That is pretty fuckin sweet.

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#200835 - 11/10/06 02:34 PM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Sounds like Smartt never gives up does he? Hopefully, offing himself at the end of 'Brazilian Snuffable Gals' will be in the Easter egg.
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#200836 - 11/10/06 04:09 PM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555









would someone help me out here with this picture? start at the nipple, go to 4 o'clock... what is that armpit- looking body part with the stubble on it? it's killing me. thanks.
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#200837 - 11/10/06 04:14 PM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
duh...fuck...sorry. i'm retarded (feel free to jump in and agree; i'm sure you all will.) just looked at it again, now i see. it IS a hairy armpit. love that brazilian hygiene!
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#200838 - 11/10/06 11:38 PM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
what is interesting about that picture is how upsetting it is until you see the generic pubic hair to the right of the breast. Once I saw those pubes which on first glance looked like an unshaved underarm made me feel less sorry about the knife thru the tits and if anyone else understands what I'm saying let me know because it was a huge switch that i'm sure even fucked up loopnode did not intend.

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#200839 - 11/11/06 12:03 AM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
kwik nasty Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/05/06
Posts: 26
a big train of brazilians...thats aids for sure.

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#200840 - 11/12/06 07:17 PM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
this picture is still fucking with me
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#200841 - 11/14/06 08:35 AM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AIDS
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Like many of us whores, we always get an e-mail or two that stands out above the rest. Here's one of them that should fulfill all of your guys' anti-Brazilian fetish here at XPT. I'm not sure if I should reply to fuck with him or ignore. Tough decisions. Enjoy:

Nov 10 2006 1:20 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: Hi Gen! I've got an IRRESISTABLE BUSINESS PROP 4 U!!!

Body: Hey there sexxxy, I hope u actually read this cuz i'm sure u'll be interested! Well, 2 make a looooooong story short, I'm moving to Rio de Janiero in March to eventually start a travel agency/personal security and tourguide/conciegre service with a few of my friends that live there. Until i learn the language fluently i will be directing and producing adult films with local S. American talent, as well as willing participants from various other countries. U are more than welcome to work with me and my Brasilian and Argentinian crew of gorgeous ladies and hung guys @ your own convenience. U may even bring along your choice of co-star(s)--Male and/or female!!! I, as the director/producer, will give the actors/actresses alot of artistic/creative freedom as to how they will perform and what, as well as who, they will do--that's how the best sex and porn happens.....right?!?

The flight, as well as other accommodations, will be paid for. Just think of it as a "working vacation" If u are interested or would like more info, feel free to contact me. I am a man of my word and ALWAYS follow thru w/ my promises. I hope 2 hear back from u! It would be a pleasure having u work for us in the future!!!

P.S: Please tell any of your friends in the industry about my proposition if u think they may be interested. I'd appreciate it GREATLY!!!

Sincerely,

Ryan





Ryan = Sportswami
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#200842 - 11/14/06 09:04 AM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Nice idea, but as if the Sportswami would be allowed to leave his mom's basement. Ever. Even if the house was in fire. And he was burning to death. Smells like fat chicken
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#200843 - 11/14/06 09:31 AM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I, as the director/producer, will give the actors/actresses alot of artistic/creative freedom as to how they will perform and what, as well as who, they will do--that's how the best sex and porn happens.....right?!?









This is pretty fucking twisted... where'd it come from??

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#200844 - 11/14/06 12:29 PM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Somebody "hacked" Sportswami's hard drive
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#200845 - 11/14/06 07:22 PM Re: When You're Clueless You Get Brazilian HIV/AID
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Quote:

Like many of us whores, we always get an e-mail or two that stands out above the rest. Here's one of them that should fulfill all of your guys' anti-Brazilian fetish here at XPT. I'm not sure if I should reply to fuck with him or ignore. Tough decisions. Enjoy:

Nov 10 2006 1:20 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]

Subject: Hi Gen! I've got an IRRESISTABLE BUSINESS PROP 4 U!!!

Body: Hey there sexxxy, I hope u actually read this cuz i'm sure u'll be interested! Well, 2 make a looooooong story short, I'm moving to Rio de Janiero in March to eventually start a travel agency/personal security and tourguide/conciegre service with a few of my friends that live there. Until i learn the language fluently i will be directing and producing adult films with local S. American talent, as well as willing participants from various other countries. U are more than welcome to work with me and my Brasilian and Argentinian crew of gorgeous ladies and hung guys @ your own convenience. U may even bring along your choice of co-star(s)--Male and/or female!!! I, as the director/producer, will give the actors/actresses alot of artistic/creative freedom as to how they will perform and what, as well as who, they will do--that's how the best sex and porn happens.....right?!?

The flight, as well as other accommodations, will be paid for. Just think of it as a "working vacation" If u are interested or would like more info, feel free to contact me. I am a man of my word and ALWAYS follow thru w/ my promises. I hope 2 hear back from u! It would be a pleasure having u work for us in the future!!!

P.S: Please tell any of your friends in the industry about my proposition if u think they may be interested. I'd appreciate it GREATLY!!!

Sincerely,

Ryan





Ryan = Sportswami


I'm thinking this is a good fit. Swami moves to Rio, and then starts to stalk, rape, kill, and then eat every living thing in site. Please let this happen.
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