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#200396 - 11/08/06 06:57 AM
Red Carpet Anything in Porn is the Dumbest shit
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#200398 - 11/08/06 07:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Smelly Monkey and his daughter, Cassandra, should produce a show from the AVN red carpet like Joan Rivers and her daughter do.
I would pay dollars to watch that.
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#200400 - 11/08/06 07:44 AM
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#200401 - 11/08/06 09:12 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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What fucking moron introduced the idea of a Red Carpet? When most of these idiots have never truly been on a Red Carpet, who is it that they think takes their picture? Aside from AVN and Luke Ford, the only other people taking photo ops are perverts. For some reason these delusional people think that they are gonna end up on the cover of US Magazine or In Style. The only word I have for a Porno Red Carpet is "Gay" (and not homo gay) but gay like ridiculous when you were in 9th grade. Grown children pretending to play dress up and be glamourous for a lame party or a jack off movie is really fucking funny, but not as much of a joke as Kurt Lockwood at any given moment, but I digress.
Those people taking pictures, other than AVN and Luke Ford, are called 'fans'. They're the ones that pay for all the drugs, booze, and German engineered cars that the pornstars like to drive. Without them, the pornstars are nothing.
Jenna can fart, and it'll make more money than a lot of the crap that Hollywood puts out anyway, but porn gets absolutely no respect from mainstream moviemaking.
Porn's repsonse: Fuck you, we'll have our own damn awards show. I totally support that stance... besides, the more interaction they have with their fans, the more money they make.
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#200402 - 11/08/06 09:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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take "new jack city". less than ten million to make, grossed about 60 million to a limited audience in the box office and rentals and i'm too lazy to tack on signifigant-licensing $ hbo probably paid. that's still a tidy, tidy prof
hef would have creamed himself over the roi if he'd just shelled out for blaxploitation instead of clubjenna.
and that's a pretty cheesedick movie that i'm just too lazy to find any kind of foreign box-stuff for.
but basically, the profit from a movie where ice-t tells wesley snipes "i wanna shoot you so bad my dick's hard" is really worth more than jenna's company
i'm being very lazy, i'm not sure what cj sold for or what playboy looks like quarter2quarter, mind you. it's just allah/my gut guiding me to truth
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#200403 - 11/08/06 10:11 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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take "new jack city". less than ten million to make, grossed about 60 million to a limited audience in the box office and rentals and i'm too lazy to tack on signifigant-licensing $ hbo probably paid. that's still a tidy, tidy prof
hef would have creamed himself over the roi if he'd just shelled out for blaxploitation instead of clubjenna.
and that's a pretty cheesedick movie that i'm just too lazy to find any kind of foreign box-stuff for.
but basically, the profit from a movie where ice-t tells wesley snipes "i wanna shoot you so bad my dick's hard" is really worth more than jenna's company
i'm being very lazy, i'm not sure what cj sold for or what playboy looks like quarter2quarter, mind you. it's just allah/my gut guiding me to truth
That may be the case, I didn't research the numbers either, but between DVD sales, Rental, VoD, and pay-per-view, porn probably comes in at a very close second to the average amount made by non-porn movies. I'm not talking specifically about big-budget mainstream movies, but the majority of movies that come out in a given year.
Independant movies, and movies from smaller production houses greatly out-number the amount of blockbusters that come out in each year... yet they somehow still manage to get press coverage, reviews, and whatnot.
All i'm saying, is mad props to the adult industry for organizing their own red carpet events, to showcase what they've done. It's great pr, and great for adult business overall.
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#200404 - 11/08/06 10:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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semi-related, there's NOTHING funnier than the fact that ksex hosts an awards ceremony of their own and try to charge the leper-colony that is their audience over bus-fare to attend.
when they finally pull the life-support from wankus' life/career/future since it's been in the red for 4+ years, i can leave this board in peace.
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#200406 - 11/08/06 11:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I'm going to start my own awards show...the XPTees, where I invite this website's worst contributors to walk down a red carpet of bloody menstrual fluids while people throw partially-opened douchebags of HIV-infested diahrrhea at them. Current invitees from 2006: Smartt Kyoto pornactor4hire William Hyde willysgirls bad_bad metalchurch applesaucer soxfan1011
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#200407 - 11/08/06 12:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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What fucking moron introduced the idea of a Red Carpet? When most of these idiots have never truly been on a Red Carpet, who is it that they think takes their picture? Aside from AVN and Luke Ford, the only other people taking photo ops are perverts. For some reason these delusional people think that they are gonna end up on the cover of US Magazine or In Style. The only word I have for a Porno Red Carpet is "Gay" (and not homo gay) but gay like ridiculous when you were in 9th grade. Grown children pretending to play dress up and be glamourous for a lame party or a jack off movie is really fucking funny, but not as much of a joke as Kurt Lockwood at any given moment, but I digress.
Those people taking pictures, other than AVN and Luke Ford, are called 'fans'. They're the ones that pay for all the drugs, booze, and German engineered cars that the pornstars like to drive. Without them, the pornstars are nothing.
Jenna can fart, and it'll make more money than a lot of the crap that Hollywood puts out anyway, but porn gets absolutely no respect from mainstream moviemaking.
Porn's repsonse: Fuck you, we'll have our own damn awards show. I totally support that stance... besides, the more interaction they have with their fans, the more money they make.
The only red carpet action the fans get at the AVN awards is the painfully slow, embarrassing 'death march' of crack whores in tissue paper dresses as they troop down to the metal detectors (thanks for helping to introduce those, Snoop Dog). The actual area for photography is now way back from where "the public" might be able to see it.
And talk about a fight to get into the cordoned off area for 'real' photo ops and interviews! Man, it's just plain sad, watching some of those coked out surgery victims clamouring for attention like children.
Mind you, they rope that area off from anyone they don't want to interview or take pics of, so maybe we could just run a decent current through the carpet?
Might be a way of culling some of the serious Cythereas out of the biz.
The real fans, the ones who buy the porn and put the stars where they are, they have to make do with a glimpse of their favourite girls outside the those two shitty night clubs in the Venetian.
Wonder if Manda-gay Bay will be any better?
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