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#198986 - 10/31/06 09:29 PM
Eon McKai---Anti-American alt.porn Hypocrite
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Grammy Poonantey writes:
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Eon McKai, writing from Berlin where his Girls Lie debuted at the Venus Fair, joined forces with Buck Angel in denouncing the United States.
"Fuck the U.S.A.," McKai said. "I'm selling my shit here."
"Germans are into shit," I noted, all cosmopolitan.
Striving to make his point, McKai added that man-with-a-pussy Buck Angel agreed.
"Buck Angel feels the same," McKai said.
"Feels the same what?"
I can't tell you how many people try to convince me to do something just because Buck Angel has done it. It sucks.
"Would you like french fries?"
"No."
"Buck Angel, the man with a pussy, likes them."
"Fine."
While in Berlin, McKai was interviewed by the German media outlet Der Spiegel about the sexual weltshmerz that is steveporn, and revealed that he joined Vivid for its college loan repayment program.
Eor, welcome to the klub of sumt fkaes. You pathetic piece of shit. If you don't make an alt.porn about tattoed whores being pissed on while raped by Dachshunds, those kinky German perverts will turn on you faster than the Kristalnacht...{rummages around...where are those Hitler photos when I need them?}
Btu ewe shuud knowe thaaat...ewe wnet too kowlegge/
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#198987 - 10/31/06 09:36 PM
Re: Eon McKai---Anti-American alt.porn Hypocrite
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I'd love to see which directors are still around 5 years from now. Nothing against Eon or anyone, just curious to see who will survive and who will fall.
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#198989 - 11/02/06 12:06 PM
Re: Eon McKai---Anti-American alt.porn Hypocrite
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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The Sgt. guy makes a good point. From lukeisback.com Whores Lie Sgt. Stirrer writes: "How cum nobody has noticed that Eeyore McDork's new Vivid opus GIRLS LIE is a blatant rip-off of mainstream porno myso Jeff Stewart's often-repeated mantra "Whores Lie", except without the courage of its convictions? Real "alt," Eeyore, already ripping off other pornographers who you're supposedly the "answer" to. You're one metrosexual poseur, DUDE."
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#198991 - 11/02/06 02:25 PM
Re: Eon McKai---Anti-American alt.porn Hypocrite
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/02/06
Posts: 23
Loc: lit
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Btu ewe shuud knowe thaaat...ewe wnet too kowlegge/
lol - Good call Willie. *EON* is hands down the all time worst native english speaking poster here. elglorioso has better written grammar and spelling than him. From Eon's *BIO*
"Eon may play up the bad boy image, but scholastically he was on the fast track from the word go; graduating high school early, and wrapping up both undergrad and post-grad in no time."
Spelling doesnt count on the internet.
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#198992 - 11/03/06 07:04 AM
Re: Eon McKai---Anti-American alt.porn Hypocrite
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Btu ewe shuud knowe thaaat...ewe wnet too kowlegge/
lol - Good call Willie. *EON* is hands down the all time worst native english speaking poster here. elglorioso has better written grammar and spelling than him. From Eon's *BIO*
"Eon may play up the bad boy image, but scholastically he was on the fast track from the word go; graduating high school early, and wrapping up both undergrad and post-grad in no time."
Spelling doesnt count on the internet.
So the Air Force finally abandoned Veiques Island, and now practices on your face? 
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