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#198458 - 10/27/06 02:04 AM
XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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FUCK ALL OF YOU (Just kidding, but im sure a part of me isn't  )
It looks like bush has done it again, and to Jeff's credit he kept fighting until the fight could no longer be fought, its been great fun, ive had and absolute ball since ive signed up, its hand up, pants down and cocks out the best porn forum on the net, its the only place that allows 99% freedom and doesn't get trapped swallowing itself in its own asshole about being overly serious and poking fun at what (lets be honest) is moronic whores fucking dudes for money deluding themselves that there are on the same length and path as mainstream performers. Ok time for the thank yous.
Jamesn: One of the founding fathers of the cage, slipped a little towards the end mainly because i set out to offend everyone and everything (much like the southpark guys except without the talent)
smiling arab: one of the best if not the best , said the right things and the right times, was a great great poster
da burg: For being the much needed batting boy of the cage towards its final days, we gave you a hard time yes but much of it was deserved and you seemed to like any sort of attention so it turned out to be a win win, I hope you didn't take any of it seriously, btw hailey asked me to tell you to please stop doing the 3 am call hang ups.
garfield: My only regret is that i never got to feel the inside of your colon against my throbbing penis.
holly randall: Sexy, funny, jewish, talented, the world is your oyster , its a shame you tend to like people like luke ford and meliss, i wish you nothing but the best.
tony m: Made the cage happen, had the sexual foresight for it and for that im am forever in your debt (btw im just stealing lines from nick carter of the house of carters right now, he throws out amazing lifetime movie lines, very dramatic)
jeff gag daddy steward: You loved me, you hated me, you banned me, you unbanned me, you made me a mod, gave me my own forum and asked to come to cuba with me, when i break it down like that you are closer to me then my wife/husband. Mucho respect for the man who had the balls to set up the anti adt forum and only the government had the power to stop it.
Chico Travieso: You beat women and one day you are going to hell
smartt: you beat man women and one day you are going to hell, which is actually a step up from your current life in brazil.
sammura: You are human trash in every sense of the word/s, you offer nothing positive on any level and I feel sorry for your kids and anyone that has to live within 3 miles of you.
bishop: My son, even if he hates me and he goes against my wishes of settling down with a fine black woman its hard not to love bish and what he brought to the board
chicken master: important poster, came in spurts much like erik everhard, but his contributions can't be overlooked, especially the euro penis pump guy he brought us, much love to the canadian master of chickens.
Bornyo/willie d: I got you both confused even to this day, you seem to be very similar but have appreciated the things you've brought to this board, I do know that one is friends with burg in real life and one isn't, that helps sort of.
kyoto: 
have2: You brought much needed hate to the board in its time of need and even managed to get on the nerves of the boards most infamous troll, that in itself is inspiring.
monstar: we were on different tribes that never crossed paths but always knew of each other, if porn is shut down you know stormy and eva are going to need a place to live while their fast food applications are being processed, be strong for them both.
Luke ford: Overrated hack who hasn't posted anything significant on his own since his .com days, he lost his soul/talent the day he paid a whore for slander.
gia; cool chick, hope taking pictures works out for you
padova: I have nothing nice to say so i won't say anything at all other then what i just said.
Coochie Monster: 
ok im done, I won't be popping up on any other porn forums so if the news that xpt is getting shut down tomorrow is true this is the last you will hear of me, its been fun, love monkey.
P.S I had no plan to kill myself on monday, sorry to disappoint those who wanted it to be true
Edited by smelly monkey (10/27/06 02:05 AM)
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#198463 - 10/27/06 08:13 AM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Man, this just plain and simply sucks. I haven't posted here long, but I sure as hell am going to miss this place if it goes away. Well kids, I guess it's time to swallow our pride and sign up for an ADT account. Goodbye, to the few friends(if any ) I made here. 
You will be missed even if you are/were an adt spy
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I genuinely dislike you now, but I will miss you and the cage (assuming this is true about it being GONE.) I value meeting people like you (whether online or in real life) because it keeps me sharp and on the edge, where I need to be...having defied death, disability and other life calamities and still wind up successful in life, I use adversarial relationships like this to keep me aware of the fact that Life can change (or END) in a split second. I think I will type a farewell message/last Burglar Testament before I leave the house today...especially if I am going to wake up tomorrow and find this website GONE...
Yep the old self serving da burg we all loved to hate, wheel on nigga, wheel on. Just kidding, I mock you because I do. . Make jeff a 1.8 billion offer for xpt.
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Does the board have enough bandwidth for that? It may make xpt shut down pre-maturely.
Snap a nigga just got served. 
For those who care, I have an open mic spot on November 1st at 8 pm at zen sushi in la (the day after I get back from cuba) its at hyperion ave, the corner of griffin park blvd, hope to see some of you there, ill be the guy wearing the baseballing monkey t shirt.
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#198464 - 10/27/06 08:13 AM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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As I said before on the other xpt shutdown thread...
Wait! No! XPT has truly meant everything to me the past years I've lurked and finally joined. This can't be happening...is there some way to sell it to someone and have them take the blame? Seriously, I've been too busy to post lately but this is an urgent matter. You all have become more than just fans. You've become my friends and have made a diffference in my life. Where am I gonna go now...Gfy? I don't even know what they're talking about on that board enough to contribute. My friend says that's ok since no one there knows what they're talking about, so go ahead. I'm not even gia jordan anymore, but XPT will always have my heart. Jeff, this had better be one sick joke because I'm getting way sensitive here. You all mean the world to me, except Smartt, and will be remembered always.
-gia jordan
my site and email link
myspace.com/giajordan send a message so I can add you. There is an XPT myspace group btw.
Farewell, my brothers. Keep hate alive.
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#198465 - 10/27/06 08:34 AM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I wonder what the reaction will be to the niggas who come back here in a few days to find a ghost town of an empty board thats no longer here?. For the long time lurkers out there, if you've wanted to post nows your time, tell me to go fuck myself, you know you want to.
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#198466 - 10/27/06 08:45 AM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Although I hope its not true, it turns out I must fade away like an old gunfighter anyway.(Turns out xpt causes static in my new civilian life  )It never ceases to amaze me what others think is "their business"  This is the only place I ever cared enough to post and I love some of you like family.(white,anonomous,not-entirely-certain-what-you-look-like-family ) Monkey-Pop,Their will always be a special place in my heart for you.You have dispensed your wisdom,embarressed me alienated my friends and made me laugh far more than my real dad ever did(real  ) Arab,Jamesn,Bornyo,Chicken,John Garfield,Kyoto,Guapo and special mention Tantas Daddy,You guys are like brothers to me.Thank you for keeping it real,policeing the joint(i know i didn't just use that term )and making me laugh when nothing else was funny.I wish you guys the best in life away from the board. Burg, Flat-out one of the coolest people I've met in porn.You guys have no idea what you cut yourselves out of when you decided to burn him at the stake for sharing a part of his real life that is no more perfect than anyone elses. One of the few things that sucked about this place was the fact that during slow periods it would turn on itsself for no reason.Daburg has a lot to offer and deserved better...  Real-Life friends Daburg,Tyler,Faceblaster,Gen,Grip and Cram,Kami,Kris Roc,Chico,Grant Micheals,Brandon,KurtLockwood and Luke-I miss you all and am sorry I was unable to say goodbye in person but its just as well cause I can be an emotional little bitch I wish for all of you the same happiness that I would want for myself To all adversaries and anyone else I may have insulted-It was always in fun and never personal. And lastly for Jeff-Thank you for helping me feed my kids and giving us this place to fit in-when we don't fit anywhere else.I hope you beat the fuck out of the government Uh oh I can see through my hands! I'm fadin..................
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#198468 - 10/29/06 08:09 PM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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You're a sick, sadistic fuck Jeff. It may take me years to learn to trust again.
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#198470 - 10/29/06 08:33 PM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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XPT lives!!!!
Indeed it does. I found out from adt of all places. I figured I would jump over there and see if you guys are causing shit. My reaction was a mixed bag. No causing shit, but the found out xpt was back up.
I think I'm IP banned from ADT, just like Willie D. I'd love to go there and unleash my anger against the Eurotrash, American White liberals, Drew, and Steph herself, but Douchebag Don would ban me as soon as the facialized Steph avatar gets uploaded.
Welcome home, C62. Let's get The King back and have some fun! I'll try and play nice with Jeff from now on.
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#198472 - 10/29/06 09:13 PM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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xpt returns
During the shutdown I went out an reregistered as a Democratic hoping a peace offering to the porn Gods would kick a little good karma in xpt's direction. 
I was at adt for a bit and played by the rules it was ok just a bit bland. Set up a myspace account, that fuckin saved me big time. It was like an underground revolutionary band of outcasts just tryin to survive.
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#198473 - 10/29/06 09:29 PM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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During the shutdown I went out an reregistered as a Democratic hoping a peace offering to the porn Gods would kick a little good karma in xpt's direction.
Registered Democratic? You weren't bitten on your neck by Steph, were you?
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#198474 - 10/29/06 09:41 PM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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I think I'm IP banned from ADT, just like Willie D. I'd love to go there and unleash my anger against the Eurotrash, American White liberals, Drew, and Steph herself, but Douchebag Don would ban me as soon as the facialized Steph avatar gets uploaded.
I've figured it takes about 1.5 minutes to find an unused yahoo id and create a new e-mail account, about 5 minutes to register at adt and go through all that e-mail verification stuff...another 1 minute find a proxy server at www.proxy4free.com, and about 2 seconds to think of which versions of "fucking," "nazi," and "douchebag" to use to describe Andrew Black, and my new friend that dumblefuck Nietzsche, who has amazingly posted there 13,000 times and managed to say absolutely nothing.
So if you have a free 7:32 I'm sure that whore Stephanie would love to see her face getting jizzified.
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#198475 - 10/29/06 09:48 PM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I think I'm IP banned from ADT, just like Willie D. I'd love to go there and unleash my anger against the Eurotrash, American White liberals, Drew, and Steph herself, but Douchebag Don would ban me as soon as the facialized Steph avatar gets uploaded.
I've figured it takes about 1.5 minutes to find an unused yahoo id and create a new e-mail account, about 5 minutes to register at adt and go through all that e-mail verification stuff...another 1 minute find a proxy server at www.proxy4free.com, and about 2 seconds to think of which versions of "fucking," "nazi," and "douchebag" to use to describe Andrew Black, and my new friend that dumblefuck Nietzsche, who has amazingly posted there 13,000 times and managed to say absolutely nothing.
So if you have a free 7:32 I'm sure that whore Stephanie would love to see her face getting jizzified.
With a how-to manual like that, I'll do it soon. I'll screencap the threads where I post and post them here as trophies. Gotta put together my halloween costume tonight and the next few days some friends are in town. I'll re-do my Steph avatar before this as well.
Fun awaits, Mister D!
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#198476 - 10/29/06 10:21 PM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Crap, seemed like a good time for the monkey to finish, in the midst of chaos, lawsuits and cuban political assassinations. I guess it gives me the chance to clear up something that no one but myself will care about.
I just read the xxxpt thread at adt and saw a fraud monkey posted. I have said it here before and will say it again, I will NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR post at adt, EVER. Im 100% against what they stand for, the people that post there and the topics they talk about, I've always felt the cage is the anti adt and I would never post there or any other porn forum, even if i was captured in cuba and was able to find a laptop but the only site it could access was adt, being the only place I could post about my capture and request a rescue mission I still wouldn't post there. Im not against anyone that posts on both boards but thats just my own personal stance on it, if xpt closes then thats it monkey is gone, I won't be appearing on any other porn board. Ok I think ive more then made my point on that and cleared it up for the 3 people (one being myself) who give two shits.
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#198477 - 10/29/06 10:28 PM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Hey Monkey, you should inaugurate the reopening of xpt and the cage with a monkey picture thread. Luke has new pics up.
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#198479 - 10/30/06 09:49 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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I think its excellent Jeff went temporarily insane, gives him the human touch.
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#198480 - 10/30/06 11:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Man, I picked a great time to go on vacation. I get all the fun of the make-up sex without any of the gnashing of teeth.
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#198481 - 10/30/06 11:49 AM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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YES!!!! Balance has been restored to the universe...I was beginning to feel like a man without a country.
I had late night phone calls and people tugging on my Border Patrol costume while I was trying to shoot a Halloween party, demanding to know what happened to XPT. I honestly didn't have an answer. I was just as in the dark as you were. Being absent from posting ANYWHERE on the internet for 3 weeks didn't help me either.
Camp XPT taking refuge at ADT was pretty funny until Drew blocked new posters from registering due to preventing hostile take-over and what he said were unrelated tech issues. Granted that was sweet of ADT to let us crash on the sofa for a bit, but I didn't see anyone of us misbehaving enough to get the whole damn thread locked. Ok, a huuuuuge SCREW YOU to the XPT'er in the myspace group who suggested ADT should make a Monkey Cage-like section for XPT. That's the biggest pussy suggestion ever seeing that we seemed to resume business as usual, especially when jamesn turned the myspace group into a forum.
We're renegades, not refugees.
There comes a point where we would've gathered our bamboo and coconuts and made a thatched roof on the beach somewhere else. Look, both boards are two different places and if it came down to it, we'd just make a new board. XPT will never die! What was once like being shipwrecked turned into a weekend camping trip. On that note, how did Brooke Shields ever shave her legs in The Blue Lagoon?
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#198482 - 10/30/06 12:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i wasn't aware you'd offended me monkey, you're still the reason the internet was invented.
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#198483 - 10/30/06 01:36 PM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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It was you- it had your picture in the post
Was probably padova.
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YES!!!! Balance has been restored to the universe...I was beginning to feel like a man without a country.
I had late night phone calls and people tugging on my Border Patrol costume while I was trying to shoot a Halloween party, demanding to know what happened to XPT. I honestly didn't have an answer. I was just as in the dark as you were. Being absent from posting ANYWHERE on the internet for 3 weeks didn't help me either.
Camp XPT taking refuge at ADT was pretty funny until Drew blocked new posters from registering due to preventing hostile take-over and what he said were unrelated tech issues. Granted that was sweet of ADT to let us crash on the sofa for a bit, but I didn't see anyone of us misbehaving enough to get the whole damn thread locked. Ok, a huuuuuge SCREW YOU to the XPT'er in the myspace group who suggested ADT should make a Monkey Cage-like section for XPT. That's the biggest pussy suggestion ever seeing that we seemed to resume business as usual, especially when jamesn turned the myspace group into a forum.
We're renegades, not refugees.
There comes a point where we would've gathered our bamboo and coconuts and made a thatched roof on the beach somewhere else. Look, both boards are two different places and if it came down to it, we'd just make a new board. XPT will never die! What was once like being shipwrecked turned into a weekend camping trip. On that note, how did Brooke Shields ever shave her legs in The Blue Lagoon?
LOL someone asked for a cage like forum at adt?. I must of skipped that part of the thread. Blue lagoon was the first movie i jerked off to, chris atkins was a fine piece of a though.
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i wasn't aware you'd offended me monkey, you're still the reason the internet was invented
Ohh, must of been another piece of misinformation from da burg then.
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#198485 - 10/30/06 04:53 PM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Correction: you made your lame suggestion BEFORE jamesn turned the myspace group into a forum. Wonder if Christie Lee saw her thread about her hitting a buck seventy...great stuff and so wrong.
Anyway, Moron Boy, paint my living room and clean my kitchen. book my hotel rm while you're at it since the paint fumes make me gag.
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#198487 - 10/30/06 06:02 PM
Re: XPT SHUTTING DOWN: MONKEY'S FINAL MESSAGE
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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http://groups.myspace.com/XXXPT
you've gotta have a myspace account to view it though
Edited by Moronboy?!? (10/30/06 06:08 PM)
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#198488 - 10/30/06 06:04 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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thats it but it should be groups, not group. i didn't even know we had a group until today. still waiting for christian to add me as a friend.
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