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#198333 - 10/25/06 07:25 AM
Re: 2006 AVN awards movie is out now!
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Porn Jesus
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If you wind up within 50 feet of Ceara at this year's AEE/Avn Show in Vegas, you will have my tire tracks/treads from your ankle to your neck, and I will poke both your eyes out with a super sharp-pointy #2 pencil I carry around with me for autograph purposes, since I dont use ink or anything that might be hard to get rid of as evidence. Besides, it is more fun trying to sign a drunken/stoned whore's ass with a pencil and the modest amount of pain it produces as opposed to a ball point pen.
Club Da Burglar Security is responsible for Ceara's safety this year, and our trigger fingers are itchier than Brandon's Crotch after shooting half a volume of 50 to 1....
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#198335 - 10/25/06 09:11 AM
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If you wind up within 50 feet of Ceara at this year's AEE/Avn Show in Vegas, you will have my tire tracks/treads from your ankle to your neck, and I will poke both your eyes out with a super sharp-pointy #2 pencil I carry around with me for autograph purposes, since I dont use ink or anything that might be hard to get rid of as evidence. Besides, it is more fun trying to sign a drunken/stoned whore's ass with a pencil and the modest amount of pain it produces as opposed to a ball point pen.
Club Da Burglar Security is responsible for Ceara's safety this year, and our trigger fingers are itchier than Brandon's Crotch after shooting half a volume of 50 to 1....
nigga is you ever gonna learn?
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#198336 - 10/25/06 09:13 AM
Re: 2006 AVN awards movie is out now!
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Registered: 05/18/06
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i cant wait to see it! maybe it will make the 17 1/2 hour walk down the red carpet (seemed like that long anyway; perhaps it was 'cuz i was drunk and had to pee like a motherfucker), getting cut in line by Pamela Peaks (now THAT's an insult) and getting my Cynthia Rowley stilettos practically ruined when Rob Rotten stepped on my foot. The bonus of that though was that just from standing within one square foot of Mr. Rotten, i got a wicked good contact buzz from whatever it was that he was snorting/smoking/and/or shooting up.  It made having to listen to fucking Jesse Jane snivel about for two hours much more tolerable. but i still had to pee like a motherfucker. 
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#198337 - 10/26/06 03:07 PM
Re: 2006 AVN awards movie is out now!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Da Burglar with Ceara at AEE = Burglars biggest meltdown ever 
Aw, you give me too much credit. I'm a very nice young girl. My friendship with Burg is honest and pure.
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#198338 - 10/26/06 03:41 PM
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Da Burglar with Ceara at AEE = Burglars biggest meltdown ever
Aw, you give me too much credit. I'm a very nice young girl. My friendship with Burg is honest and pure.
Damm girl you must want a hella big "loan" from that nigga db.
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#198339 - 10/30/06 08:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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#198340 - 10/31/06 05:49 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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If you wind up within 50 feet of Ceara at this year's AEE/Avn Show in Vegas, you will have my tire tracks/treads from your ankle to your neck, and I will poke both your eyes out with a super sharp-pointy #2 pencil I carry around with me for autograph purposes, since I dont use ink or anything that might be hard to get rid of as evidence. Besides, it is more fun trying to sign a drunken/stoned whore's ass with a pencil and the modest amount of pain it produces as opposed to a ball point pen.
Club Da Burglar Security is responsible for Ceara's safety this year, and our trigger fingers are itchier than Brandon's Crotch after shooting half a volume of 50 to 1....
nigga is you ever gonna learn?
Haha I'm glad he doesn't.
"Club Da Burglar Security. Stalking the Girls, so you don't have to."
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