i bet i could funnel a gallon of darren james' blood and not get it. why are there so many annoying tv ads and print campaigns about it? if i were a horrible person, i'd say it was the natural realization of the eugenics movement, but instead i'll ask whether anyone other than burg is crippled. come forward so we can laugh at you. it's not like you're not used to it in real life. just admit you're deformed and a mistake.
ok, i had to post something evil, my car has been freaking out on full alarm system for an hour now and i feel cancerous to my neighborhood.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits