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#197104 - 10/15/06 08:08 AM
Is Chico Wang the worst director in porn history?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I've just finished watching my 3rd and last ever chico wang film. Before getting into the content of what he shoots which is subjective anyway im going to talk on just how he shoots his stuff, how bad the camera angles are, I mean there isn't anything easier to shoot then sex, there are pretty much 5 main angles and the rest lays at the hands (or genitals) of the performers. I mean its a lot easier to shoot good porn then it is bad, so its easier to accidently shoot good porn then it is to deliberately shoot bad porn, thats how easy it is to film. Yet he always (well at least every scene in the 3 movies ive seen) manages to completely fuck up. Its mind blowing how bad it is. I really wish I could link a clip to show an example but there isn't any sites willing to show his stuff which speaks volumes because you can find clips of just about any type of porn on the net with relative ease.
Now for content, everyone whos seen even one scene of wangs stuff knows the type of stuff he shoots, he likes the rough stuff and thats fine im sometimes in the mood for that stuff too, but if you are cameraly (tm) challenged then you better make sure that your content is fucking amazing, wang's isn't. Hes at the bottom of the pile in rough content, max, meatholes,etc shits all over his stuff and is shot better.
I know what you are thinking, ohh monkey is feuding with wang in real life, well I have never met wang (actually being honest), im just shocked and amazed that this guy keeps getting hired, is there really that much of a shortage of people capable of shooting sex?, can't we have a few scouts hang outside of film schools and sway a few in need of a buck?. I mean he is bottom rung all the way around, his camera work stinks, his content stinks by its own field's standards and the male talent he keeps coming back to stinks (performance wise and appearance wise).
I can't be the only person who feels this way about his stuff, the first two movies of his i watched were early in his career so i put it down to that but the one i just watched was released not that long ago and if possible hes gotten worse, its like someone strapped a hand held to a retarded dog's head with a serious case of fleas
p.s sorry for the da burg like length of this post but a lot needed to be said about just how dreadful wangs stuff is, hes much, much, much, MUCHHHHH worse then sean michaels who at least has 2 straight forward angles down.
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#197107 - 10/17/06 09:40 PM
Re: Is Chico Wang the worst director in porn histo
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Chico thinks porn is a joke and goes out of his way to make crap. I've heard him say as have others. His take on porn as director is kinda like Ashley's as a whore ie. porn is dumb, funny and not really worth putting serious effort into. Although Ashley does do some great work even having an attitude like this.
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#197108 - 10/18/06 08:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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God I hate that little twerp. I can't believe I missed this thread. I remember I had an exchange with him on the board, he was trying to sell pussy for computer skills. I seem to remember his wouldn't hire a white person because he thought they were lazy, but any asian dude who wanted to get paid minimum wage and get sucked off by a skank was fair game.
Yeah then the two main people he works with are mexican and cuban in tont t and the minion.
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Sometimes Monkey, you just come up with these incredible one-liners that make me spit milk out of my nose. Especially funny because my dogs have fleas right now and one of them is kinda retarded. I'm looking at him right now, and he would NOT make a good camera man.
Don't encourage me Holly, you will disappoint luke, you can expect an email from him about this. 
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Chico thinks porn is a joke and goes out of his way to make crap. I've heard him say as have others. His take on porn as director is kinda like Ashley's as a whore ie. porn is dumb, funny and not really worth putting serious effort into. Although Ashley does do some great work even having an attitude like this.
Even if thats the case its still really hard to fuck up shooting porn even with that attitude, and if he views it as such a joke then why does it put the fear of god in him that his parents might find out what he does?, surely they have a similar sense of humor. 
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#197114 - 10/19/06 12:39 AM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5207
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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OK, you can paint yourself to be Bill O'Reilly. Can I be Jon Stewart then? Shit, I hope I don't end up as Steve Correll. Who gets to be that Nancy Grace pig, Ashley?
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#197118 - 10/19/06 08:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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.......Minion is half Mexican.
I knew it! Chico T tried to tell me he wasn't. It must have been shameful to him for some reason.
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#197119 - 10/19/06 08:20 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Who is that?
Hes the asian luke ford, I must say that I find holly's types a little strange, she either likes metrosexual jewish men who look like boy band members or middle aged depressed looking men who wish they were metrosexual jewish boy band looking men. I guess the guy in the picture is a cross between both, a depressed jap jew looking asian boy band member, do I hear wedding bells?
Oh yeah, I find this guy soooo hot. C'mon, are you kidding me? If you must know, I like tall, dark guys who are fairly quiet; to really grab my attention they must be smarter and better educated than I am. I was just curious, he looks like a gay performer, but I didn't think Chico did gay flicks. Then again, I've never seen his movies nor know any of the titles.
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#197120 - 10/19/06 10:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Im sure ive said this before but its worth saying again, minion packs an awesome camel toe. Quote:
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Who is that?
Hes the asian luke ford, I must say that I find holly's types a little strange, she either likes metrosexual jewish men who look like boy band members or middle aged depressed looking men who wish they were metrosexual jewish boy band looking men. I guess the guy in the picture is a cross between both, a depressed jap jew looking asian boy band member, do I hear wedding bells?
Oh yeah, I find this guy soooo hot. C'mon, are you kidding me? If you must know, I like tall, dark guys who are fairly quiet; to really grab my attention they must be smarter and better educated than I am. I was just curious, he looks like a gay performer, but I didn't think Chico did gay flicks. Then again, I've never seen his movies nor know any of the titles.
Don't rush to judgement on asian timberlake, I know when you first see him you laugh at how ridiculous he appears to look, but look deeper and you begin to see his sex appeal, its slow building i give you that but you can't deny he has a cute boyish quality and after looking at what hes packing you know theres going to be no vaginal discomfort when and if you ever decide to take it to that level, if you don't have any interest in him thats fine I might decide to throw my hat into the ring.
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#197121 - 06/06/07 09:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#197122 - 06/06/07 10:11 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 03/26/06
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#197123 - 06/07/07 12:09 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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Holly Shit!!!!
William Hung's doing porn now????
:note to self: William Hung is a good porn name.
......Chico's good folks..... 
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#197124 - 09/10/07 07:23 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/10/07
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...If you must know, I like tall, dark guys who are fairly quiet;
I never knew Holly was into mute NBA players.
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...but I didn't think Chico did gay flicks. Then again, I've never seen his movies nor know any of the titles.
She should have seen his movies;there is a good chance Luke was in one of those. Chico always looks for white guys who don't pack very well.
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#197127 - 09/10/07 11:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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shit or blood? and how this happend? 
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#197128 - 09/10/07 11:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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rumor has it, it's just a small case of shingles
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#197129 - 09/11/07 01:58 AM
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5207
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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That's Asian male talent Hung Lo in his debut. The girl is Cody Lane. The red stuff is the Thai hot sauce with the rooster on the bottle. Schirachi? You know it, big round red bottle. She stuck it in his ass and squeesed.
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#197131 - 10/22/07 11:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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yeah, Cody Lane and hot sauce during my first meeting with Chico Wang. As new as I was to the industry without knowing any better and didn't even see it coming. It's been a long two years since then. Not nearly as bad as some of the things other male talents do to get in the biz... I believe. Cody is a nice girl, last I spoke to her was about 6 months ago and she apologized for it.
tell your side of the history of Chico's final days
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