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#196465 - 10/12/06 01:06 AM
A humble notion
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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Ok, first you choose a former porn whore who has found God and become an outspoken critic of the industry. Posing as legitimate journalists, you interview her, her family and members of her church. You ask probing questions about the things that she did, how it affected her relationship with God, how she feels about the industry now, etc. Try to provoke her into saying the most outrageous things possible, but without being too outlandish as you don't want to give the game away. Unbeknownst to her, you have already bought up the rights to the best scenes of her previous career.
Once you have enough footage, you edit things together to create a montage of interview footage interspersed with shots of her getting ass-fucked, gang-banged etc. Try to create as much of a contrast as possible, eg splice segments where she says how she never enjoyed her work with porn segments where she is saying "oh yes, fuck my ass" etc. You get the idea.
Release the resulting work with a title like "Sanctimonius Slut", "Holy whore", "Born again bitch" etc. It'll sell by the truckload, I guarantee it.
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#196468 - 10/13/06 04:34 AM
Re: A humble notion
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
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I think Tiffany Million would work great for this idea. I think I saw her on some show a few years ago Boo Hooing about how she wished she had never done porn and was totally against it now,and had a kid, and found god, and bullshit, and malarky, and so on and so forth.
http://www.sandramargot.com/
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(In a whisper voice) Listen to the voices Jeff....They are never wrong....listen to the voices.
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#196469 - 10/13/06 09:38 AM
Re: A humble notion
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Quote:
I think Tiffany Million would work great for this idea. I think I saw her on some show a few years ago Boo Hooing about how she wished she had never done porn and was totally against it now,and had a kid, and found god, and bullshit, and malarky, and so on and so forth. http://www.sandramargot.com/
PHATBOY
(In a whisper voice) Listen to the voices Jeff....They are never wrong....listen to the voices.
That whore is a bounty hunter now and she only has one hero on her myspace... Judge Judy. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl.
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#196470 - 10/13/06 05:27 PM
Re: A humble notion
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3016
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That is a very fine notion, sir. In context of course only. Gregory Dark explored this territory with his habit in mid pornography career of interviewing the young women pre and post sexual degradation with provocative and confusing questions like "Where do you think you'll go when you die?", often accompany with near subliminal flashcuts forward or backward into the monstrous media sex they've yet or irretrievably engaged in, marking it as some kind of ground zero. sportswami: etspiderwhodon'tlikeme:
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