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#196270 - 10/10/06 06:02 PM I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
And while Hef did not make an appearance, it was strangely entertaining all the same.
The place is like some poorly maintained time capsule of 70's swinger decadence (which I guess is what it really is). While there are some cool things, ie. the grotto, the setting, lots of secluded paths to fuck on, it has some pretty run down nastiness also. The best example of which is the game house, an outbuilding furnished with green plaid carpet, video games from the eighties (donkey kong, pacman, defender), a pool table and of course several editions of the Playboy pinball games. But it also houses the two best sites of the whole campus-the orgy room and the adjacent bathroom. The orgy pit may once have been appealing, even swanky, but has now become a stained cum-rag of a spot. The carpet is worn, the knee high wrap-around upholstery has the stuffing spilling out in several places and there is still a top loading VCR from the early 70's behind a wall panel. But the best local in the place is right next door-the small, marble countered bathroom right behind one of the mirrored walls. I swear we'd all O.D. (even Fayner) if we had a chance at all the blow that's been spilled off that thing. There's even a tiny shower for post or pre fuck cleansing.

ah, the glory days are gone but H.M.H. has decided to leave everything as it was the last time he dumped a load without parmacutical assistance.

Just thought I'd share my impressions of one special place in the catalog of American smut.
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#196271 - 10/10/06 07:16 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Hey Damaged were you there for a party or something else? Didja get any pictures you can post? I'm curious.

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#196272 - 10/10/06 07:47 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
It was a fund raiser for some recently created charity of a friend of a friend.
I'll post a few, but my ugly ass in most of 'em.
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#196273 - 10/10/06 08:13 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
HRhotrod Offline
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Registered: 10/05/05
Posts: 3
Damage, great Hef insight.

I can't tell what time period this picture of Hef is from. He looks a little out of it to me.

By the way, please excuse my going off topic, but if you can ID the lady on the left (Hef's right), I'll certainly appreciate it.


HR


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#196274 - 10/10/06 08:18 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

Damage, great Hef insight.

I can't tell what time period this picture of Hef is from. He looks a little out of it to me.

By the way, please excuse my going off topic, but if you can ID the lady on the left (Hef's right), I'll certainly appreciate it.


HR




A super busted version of Pia Zadora?!?!
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#196275 - 10/10/06 08:23 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Here's my best attempt at photo work. (Holly, do you give private lessons?;)


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#196276 - 10/10/06 08:26 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
house


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#196277 - 10/10/06 08:27 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
grotto


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#196278 - 10/10/06 08:28 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Hef doesn't own the Mansion, his daughter's company does. About 2 years ago they mortgaged it plus all of PLA's other business assets for a $50MM loan from Bank of America and LaSalle Bank in Chicago. Every year, you the PLA shareholder, fork over an ungodly sum of money so independent auditors can come in and determine the company-paid costs and the Hef-paid costs of that abode, and to determine a market value for renting that property. With PLA laying off employees left and right and earnings in the toilet, don't expect any renovations in the Mansion, unless Hef has a secret video of his dog dry-humping one of these blonde interloping whores on "The Girls Next Door."

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#196279 - 10/10/06 08:31 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Where I long to be


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#196280 - 10/10/06 08:34 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Hef doesn't own the Mansion, his daughter's company does. About 2 years ago they mortgaged it plus all of PLA's other business assets for a $50MM loan from Bank of America and LaSalle Bank in Chicago. Every year, you the PLA shareholder, fork over an ungodly sum of money so independent auditors can come in and determine the company-paid costs and the Hef-paid costs of that abode, and to determine a market value for renting that property. With PLA laying off employees left and right and earnings in the toilet, don't expect any renovations in the Mansion, unless Hef has a secret video of his dog dry-humping one of these blonde interloping whores on "The Girls Next Door."




Someone else told me it was in a trust and could not be sold-sounds like I got a line of bullshit. Too bad, it's a one of a kind place with some real "fucking" history.
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#196281 - 10/10/06 08:37 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
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The Chlorine to H2O ratio has to be damn near 10 to 1 in the grotto pool ensuring all "impurities" are taken care of.

(btw thanks for the pics damaged, cool stuff)
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#196282 - 10/10/06 09:27 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
jojo Offline
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Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
Loc: traveling side show
i always get a kick out of people who make a big deal about going to the pb mansion for a party. anyone with $20k can rent it out. big difference bettween a playboy party and a party at the mansion
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#196283 - 10/10/06 09:33 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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i always get a kick out of people who make a big deal about going to the pb mansion for a party. anyone with $20k can rent it out. big difference bettween a playboy party and a party at the mansion




I didn't make a big deal, like I had any pull with the owner. I just thought it was a cool place to see and was glad and humbled to be able to get in the door. I don't have any illusions that I was invited to a private party with hef and the usual celebs-it's just cool spot that has a lot of history.
But thanks for making it clear that you think I'm not "in" enough to understand the difference between being on the grounds and spending a Sunday eve watching flicks and eating popcorn.
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#196284 - 10/10/06 09:46 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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The Chlorine to H2O ratio has to be damn near 10 to 1 in the grotto pool ensuring all "impurities" are taken care of.

(btw thanks for the pics damaged, cool stuff)




a nigga in love with king picture.

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#196285 - 10/10/06 11:33 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Quote:

Damage, great Hef insight.

I can't tell what time period this picture of Hef is from. He looks a little out of it to me.

By the way, please excuse my going off topic, but if you can ID the lady on the left (Hef's right), I'll certainly appreciate it.


HR




The chick on the left is one of his girlfriends at the time. The girl on the right is Christi Shake, who was also a girlfriend. That is an old picture, because both of those girls have been out of Hef's pussy posse for a couple of years.
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#196286 - 10/10/06 11:43 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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The Chlorine to H2O ratio has to be damn near 10 to 1 in the grotto pool ensuring all "impurities" are taken care of.

(btw thanks for the pics damaged, cool stuff)




Wasn't Skeeter Kerkove a poolboy before? That pool looks so gross. I lost 400 t cells just looking at it.
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#196287 - 10/10/06 11:45 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

"The Girls Next Door."




the most vacuous show on tv, watching 5 minutes of that program robbed me of my innocence more than the buck angel thread.

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#196288 - 10/11/06 08:39 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
HRhotrod Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 10/05/05
Posts: 3
Can anyone please help with more speculation as to who the blonde on the left (Hef's right) is?

Thanks Much!

HR

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