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#193509 - 09/18/06 02:46 PM
Re: Cytheria Commits Grand Theft Auto
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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That's a sweet ride, is it the minion-mobile? If so how did she get in with all the fast food bags in the way?
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#193511 - 09/18/06 04:32 PM
Re: Cytheria Commits Grand Theft Auto
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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she freaked out, screaming and yelling a bunch of her tweaker nonsense
Thank you, this just made my week. 
   
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#193515 - 09/18/06 07:45 PM
Re: Cytheria Commits Grand Theft Auto
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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I need to know what Tony edited out of Ash's post.
My guess: He didn't edit anything out, he just attached a Photoshop collage.
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#193516 - 09/18/06 09:15 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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Why doesn't Cytherea own a car?
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#193517 - 09/18/06 09:36 PM
Re: Cytheria Commits Grand Theft Auto
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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Why doesn't Cytherea own a car?
She does now...
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#193518 - 09/18/06 10:22 PM
Re: Cytheria Commits Grand Theft Auto
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Why doesn't Cytherea own a car?
WHY DON'T PORN PEOPLE OWN/DO/GET A LOT OF THINGS???!!! Why doesn't_____have a bank account? Why doesn't ______have life insurance when she has another baby on the way. Why doesn't_______get an abortion since she barely has a pot to piss in? Why does a rainbow fall from the sky? WHY!!! WHY!!! WHY!!!
Look, sexycity. We've always been cool with each other, but ARE YOU JUST NOW GETTING IT?????!!
Don't ask why. I know from my own experience, asking why granted me some type of superiority. I mean, I'm that rare .05% who has medical insurance- a PPO card, thank you very much. No sketchy affirmative action md for me, no ma'am. Then I realized that my friends were using it to chop fat rails with just like their friends!
I'm no better. Has porn taught me acceptance of others despite lifestyle choices or has it just taught me not to ask WHY!!! WHY!!! WHY!!! when some whore asks me to drive her to a check cashing place when there's five different banks next door to the three porn companies she's worked for in two days? Ceasing to ask why, it's difficult at first, as if you may become them. Just let it go, take a deep breath, and nod. It's not snotty, but it's not apathetic. It just is. Porn nihlism, if you will, is a peaceful place. Something inside you dies for them then you are reborn.
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#193520 - 09/19/06 03:40 AM
Re: Cytheria Commits Grand Theft Auto
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Monstar,
Your guess is correct. Put the word out... HELP GET OUR FRIENDS CAR BACK!
XoXoX
Kk
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#193523 - 09/19/06 09:49 AM
Re: Cytheria Commits Grand Theft Auto
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/29/05
Posts: 23
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Why doesn't Cytherea own a car?
WHY DON'T PORN PEOPLE OWN/DO/GET A LOT OF THINGS???!!! Why doesn't_____have a bank account? Why doesn't ______have life insurance when she has another baby on the way. Why doesn't_______get an abortion since she barely has a pot to piss in? Why does a rainbow fall from the sky? WHY!!! WHY!!! WHY!!!
Look, sexycity. We've always been cool with each other, but ARE YOU JUST NOW GETTING IT?????!!
Don't ask why. I know from my own experience, asking why granted me some type of superiority. I mean, I'm that rare .05% who has medical insurance- a PPO card, thank you very much. No sketchy affirmative action md for me, no ma'am. Then I realized that my friends were using it to chop fat rails with just like their friends!
I'm no better. Has porn taught me acceptance of others despite lifestyle choices or has it just taught me not to ask WHY!!! WHY!!! WHY!!! when some whore asks me to drive her to a check cashing place when there's five different banks next door to the three porn companies she's worked for in two days? Ceasing to ask why, it's difficult at first, as if you may become them. Just let it go, take a deep breath, and nod. It's not snotty, but it's not apathetic. It just is. Porn nihlism, if you will, is a peaceful place. Something inside you dies for them then you are reborn.
I am right there with you Gia. AWWW...take a moment to breath and just thank GOD and country that you are NOT a typical porn chic.
Aside from the topic...
For those of you who think you know me but don't:
Keep making your educated guesses. I would like to keep you guessing. It is more fun that way. The more you talk shit about me, the more it confirms that I have done something right over here.
Kelly Fuck'N Wells
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#193525 - 09/19/06 02:25 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/19/06
Posts: 9
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Why doesn't Cytherea own a car?
WHY DON'T PORN PEOPLE OWN/DO/GET A LOT OF THINGS???!!! Why doesn't_____have a bank account? Why doesn't ______have life insurance when she has another baby on the way. Why doesn't_______get an abortion since she barely has a pot to piss in? Why does a rainbow fall from the sky? WHY!!! WHY!!! WHY!!!
Look, sexycity. We've always been cool with each other, but ARE YOU JUST NOW GETTING IT?????!!
Don't ask why. I know from my own experience, asking why granted me some type of superiority. I mean, I'm that rare .05% who has medical insurance- a PPO card, thank you very much. No sketchy affirmative action md for me, no ma'am. Then I realized that my friends were using it to chop fat rails with just like their friends!
I'm no better. Has porn taught me acceptance of others despite lifestyle choices or has it just taught me not to ask WHY!!! WHY!!! WHY!!! when some whore asks me to drive her to a check cashing place when there's five different banks next door to the three porn companies she's worked for in two days? Ceasing to ask why, it's difficult at first, as if you may become them. Just let it go, take a deep breath, and nod. It's not snotty, but it's not apathetic. It just is. Porn nihlism, if you will, is a peaceful place. Something inside you dies for them then you are reborn.
Comparing Gia Jordan to Cytheria is like comparing a random, civilian non-porn-actress to a porn-actress.
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#193526 - 09/19/06 03:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Monstar,
Your guess is correct. Put the word out... HELP GET OUR FRIENDS CAR BACK!
XoXoX
Kk
damn. that sucks... but aside from calling the man, what else can one do? 
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#193527 - 09/19/06 03:40 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
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Is that Frankenberry in yuour signature image, Monstar?
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#193529 - 09/19/06 08:34 PM
Re: Cytheria Commits Grand Theft Auto
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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Gia, why in the hell would you be cool with sexycity? what the hell does she do to warrant being cool with you? asking inane questions? being totally annoying at events? not fucking knowing anything about anyone? i dont get that at all.
The only certain thing I know about you is that you're a closeted homosexual.
Congrats on your movie with tranny Gia Darling that came out just a few months ago.
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#193530 - 09/19/06 08:49 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/29/05
Posts: 23
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I am right there with you Gia. AWWW...take a moment to breath and just thank GOD and country that you are NOT a typical porn chic.
Aside from the topic...
For those of you who think you know me but don't:
Keep making your educated guesses. I would like to keep you guessing. It is more fun that way. The more you talk shit about me, the more it confirms that I have done something right over here.
Kelly Fuck'N Wells
Yes, yes, yes, I am a bit much. I can see that. Gia, you are welcome (ahem from via the message you sent earlier.)
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#193531 - 09/19/06 10:42 PM
Re: Cytheria Commits Grand Theft Auto
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/12/06
Posts: 76
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I enjoyed Kelly's pornography wich required an anal full nelson.
I would like to see her in a Donkey Punch scene.
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