parody the hurricane with a squirt video with some bitch named katrina
lots of guys on this board seem to like watching others suffer, it would sell for sure
get max hardcore to play a cowboy with a small dick who thinks he is important (far stretch i know) and he can drown the survivors with his urine plumped pecker
the end
oh yea, and maybe donate his yellow couch to some poor family in new orleans so they can sit outside on their patio/stoop