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#189736 - 09/02/06 03:02 PM
Will Someone Shut Mary Carey's Piehole
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Luke, I will pay for a new phone number for you, just so long as this has-been crackhead, her miscarriage-waiting-to-happen drunk girlfriend, and the assorted other wackjob friends of theirs don't call you any more. These used-up attention whores should not be drinking at the James, they should be further down Miller Rd. at the rehab center.  from LiB dot fucking com: Quote:
Mary: "Tawny Robert, Erica Alba and I hung out in my hotel room [Wednesday afternoon] after we spoke to you. We were up until 6 a.m. partying. Tawny wanted to hire a limo for $600 a day. I said no. Tawny got mad at me. 'Mary, why do we have to do what you want to do all the time?'
"I said, 'I have to go to Legend to have a meeting. I have to get a facial. I have to get my hair done.
"She gets mad at me. She said, 'Is Erica your new Tawny? Are you going to replace me with her?'
"I said, 'No. Tawny, I love you. But slow down the drinking and the partying.'
"They get in the town car to go to Legend. Tawny's drinking beers and champagne [while seven months pregnant]. She just thinks she can't drink hard liquor.
"Tawny and Erica go to the mall while I go to the hair salon. Tawny took Erica on a $3,000 shopping spree. They came out of the mall in matching outfits screaming, 'We hate Mary Carey.'
"The two of them said I was talking about them behind their back. They teamed up and left me. They went back to the Mondrian and drank and said, 'We hate you, Mary.' Tawny was calling me and saying 'F--- you.' All they do is text-message me mean things. 'I hear you told David [Tawny's boyfriend] I was having Marvin's [Tawny's previous man] boyfriend.'
"Erica's got my Louis Vutton purse. They won't respond to me.
"Tawny's baby's daddy David in New York has been calling me. I've been ignoring his calls. I called him up. 'Your little girl is here drinking and partying.'
"He cancelled her American Express card."
David's flying into L.A. Friday night.
"I just want to know what caused them to snap on me," says Mary Friday afternoon. "I flew Erica out here first-class. I was going to help her have a career. I know Holly doesn't like me but I thought she'd like Erica."
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#189742 - 09/02/06 10:41 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/02/06
Posts: 24
Loc: USA
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Sounds like a couple of hens with too much time and money. Problem isn't them, its they have no man to keep them from squawking when they shouldn't.
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#189743 - 09/03/06 10:09 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 04/16/06
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I agree. Luke needs to stop posting this stuff, that only makes a joke out of the folks in the biz who are serious about their work and are trying to refute the public's opinion that ALL porn people are wack jobs.
And, the only news I want to hear about Tawny is that her family has performed a long overdue "intervention" and she's in rehab.
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#189748 - 09/04/06 12:16 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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First nice to see ya Owen! AND Gia you looked adorable and so YOUNG (19?) in Skater girl, but anyway. Willie, should I list ALL my best friends so you can insult them? Gauge and Mary are my best friends in porn and you manage to insult them both in one post. Here are some of the other stars I am friendly with, are they okay??? Nina Mercedez, Brittany Andrews, Donna Doll, Felicia Fox, DaveCummings, Jennifer STeele, Nikki Benz, Sunny Lane, Victoria Givens, WAnkus, Tyler Faith, and most of the VIvid girls. 
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#189749 - 09/04/06 12:18 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Nina Mercedez, Brittany Andrews, Donna Doll, Felicia Fox, DaveCummings, Jennifer STeele, Nikki Benz, Sunny Lane, Victoria Givens, WAnkus, Tyler Faith, and most of the VIvid girls.
Lol, you had to ask.
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#189750 - 09/04/06 12:28 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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and most of the VIvid girls.
As a side note. If the porn industry is a toilet bowl, vivid is the fat guy filling it with shit.
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#189752 - 09/04/06 09:36 AM
Re: Will Someone Shut Mary Carey's Piehole
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Willie, should I list ALL my best friends so you can insult them?
No, but for some odd reason you did anyway. As far as Gauge goes, I saw her little booth at AEE and the day full of temper tantrums she threw when no one would listen to her, did you? And how long do you get to play the "just turned 18" card, isn't she 26 now?
If you are such a great "friend" to Mary, how about you stage an intervention and get her away from the drunks she seems to enjoy? Everything about her screams, "Look at me:" the supposedly all-natural chest which she turned into a contract, the subtle beatdowns she gets from radio jocks which she interprets as "mainstream publicity," the booze and crank binges which always seem to accompany her ranting phone calls to L-ke, maybe that phenomenal political machine she likes to talk about. Either she needs a wakeup call, or she needs to shut up and realize most people don't give a rat's ass about her.
You'd probably be surprised that I think most of your other porn friends are great, especially Brittany and Victoria. Excepting of course Wankus & Tyler, They must contribute to porn , I just don't know how. And since I haven't seen a Vivid vid lately, I'm indifferent to their whores.
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#189753 - 09/05/06 01:23 PM
Re: Will Someone Shut Mary Carey's Piehole
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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I do the best I can with Mary. We talk a lot. And she knows how I feel about certain people. But she is an adult and lives the way she chooses. She also lives so far away from me that I can't have the GOOD influence on her I would like too. (she's in LA, I'm in Florida) But no matter what I love Mary. MaryCarey.com Gauge doesn't hide her age. I know about the convention and the booth and the issue you are speaking about. But I was not there. Gauge has taken up shooting BTW, but not as in pictures or movies, as in AK47's. There are so cool pics on her site of it. ILoveGauge.com I'm glad that I get your approval with at least SOME of my friends. It is very important to me! LOL
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#189754 - 09/05/06 04:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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[queue Valley Girl voice]
Oh my god, oh my god, like...oh...my...god!!!
birdshit1: You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, so why should be expect you to understand this fucking drama? Know this, whores lie...and most of them are terribly annoying, regardless how interesting you think they are.
Derek117: Tawny is a big girl, she doesn't need parental support. She also has a husband (or rich boyfriend), does she not? Let him "intervene". We should just watch the fireworks (or lighter sparks) and stop hoping for anything. 
Cindy: One of your buddies is AC Cream, too, right? There goes your credability.  Gauge taking up firearms, you say? Wow, big surprise with a whore from Arkansas.
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Mary: "Tawny Robert, Erica Alba and I hung out in my hotel room [Wednesday afternoon] after we spoke to you. We were up until 6 a.m. partying. Tawny wanted to hire a limo for $600 a day. I said no. Tawny got mad at me. 'Mary, why do we have to do what you want to do all the time?'
"I said, 'I have to go to Legend to have a meeting. I have to get a facial. I have to get my hair done.
"She gets mad at me. She said, 'Is Erica your new Tawny? Are you going to replace me with her?'
"I said, 'No. Tawny, I love you. But slow down the drinking and the partying.'
"They get in the town car to go to Legend. Tawny's drinking beers and champagne [while seven months pregnant]. She just thinks she can't drink hard liquor.
"Tawny and Erica go to the mall while I go to the hair salon. Tawny took Erica on a $3,000 shopping spree. They came out of the mall in matching outfits screaming, 'We hate Mary Carey.'
"The two of them said I was talking about them behind their back. They teamed up and left me. They went back to the Mondrian and drank and said, 'We hate you, Mary.' Tawny was calling me and saying 'F--- you.' All they do is text-message me mean things. 'I hear you told David [Tawny's boyfriend] I was having Marvin's [Tawny's previous man] boyfriend.'
"Erica's got my Louis Vutton purse. They won't respond to me.
"Tawny's baby's daddy David in New York has been calling me. I've been ignoring his calls. I called him up. 'Your little girl is here drinking and partying.'
"He cancelled her American Express card."
David's flying into L.A. Friday night.
"I just want to know what caused them to snap on me," says Mary Friday afternoon. "I flew Erica out here first-class. I was going to help her have a career. I know Holly doesn't like me but I thought she'd like Erica."
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#189756 - 09/06/06 03:36 AM
Re: Will Someone Shut Mary Carey's Piehole
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Gauge has taken up shooting BTW, but not as in pictures or movies, as in AK47's. There are so cool pics on her site of it. ILoveGauge.com
OK, I'll give Gauge some props for good taste in weaponry. AKs kick ass.
Although in this pic, the rifle is bigger than her.
Stance is a little crooked on this one.
Do you think this newfound interest in assault weaponry is just a bargaining chip in her dispute with that company she was having contractual difficulties with? 
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#189757 - 09/06/06 06:30 PM
Re: Will Someone Shut Mary Carey's Piehole
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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#189758 - 09/06/06 08:12 PM
Re: Will Someone Shut Mary Carey's Piehole
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Well, Bonnie Parker could handle a 25lb B.A.R. as well as the boys and she weighed less than Gen Padova. Julie Rage could shoot - I think she had Army training? Quote:
OK, I'll give Gauge some props for good taste in weaponry. AKs kick ass.
Although in this pic, the rifle is bigger than her.
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