How does a guy with a bent funky looking penis get into this buisness? I can't watch scenes with him and his crazy backwards j shaped member. Did he have connections and know someone? I don't see any other guys with a goofy penis making it past an audition.

Tracking: It looks good at Mach One.
Control: Uh, Roger.
Steve: DCS arm switch is on.
Control: OK, Victor.
Steve: Landing rocket arm switch is on. Here comes the throttle. Circuit breaker's in.
Tracking: We have separation.
Steve: Roger. Inboard and outboards are on. We're comin' forward with the sidestick.
Tracking: All looks good.
Control: Uh, Roger.
Steve: I've got a blowout. Damper three.
Control: Get your pitch to zero.
Steve: Engine's out. I can't hold altitude.
Control: Correction. Alpha hold is off. Trip select is emergency.
Steve: Flightcom, I can't hold it. She's breaking up. She's break . .

Kaboooooooooooooom.

Steve Austin. Astronaut. A man barely alive.
Gentlemen We can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic man.
Steve Austin will be that man
Better than he was. Better. Stronger. Faster.
<Heartbeat>

Let me tell you something, person. Gauging the content of pornography on standards of actual social/sexual intercourse can prove disastrous in stock to those what do it. Me for instance: I've spent the last 11 years in prison because I raped three bitches through lifeapplied pornographic notions and two of them pressed charges. The third pestered me until I told her I would not touch it no more because she wiped backwards. This youngish woman subsequently commited suicide by the way, person. Anyway, What I mean to convey very vaguely is that this male probably got the job due to his mild deformity (visual), and that what goes down in front of those media recordations in no way realistically portray applicable sexual mores.

I am quite taken with this latest iteration of the Simp persona.

Brava!

Why do I get the feeling Simp is working up to publishing a book of some sort?