There's so much bullshit going on today about why porn whores become porn whores, I thought I'd just add my inflammatory two-cent story to light a fire.

When I was 13, I molested my neighbor, who happened to be a 32 year old woman we'll call 'Lynn'.

Lynn was hot. Hotter than hot. And she was single.

About 5'5", 105 lbs, and looked great in a bikini.

To get her attention, since she lived directly behind me in my subdivision, I concocted a brilliant plot to get her thinking about me.

When I was 13, I had a 12 year old girlfriend. We started having sex, wonderful sex, with condoms, after going out for about 2 months.

I had the same size cock then that I have now, about 7 inches, but instead of knowing how to use it, I only knew how to drill. And drill and drill and drill. Erik Everhard style. No technique, just drilling.

I got better.

Anyways...

I drilled my little gal, but dreampt of someone else.

I wanted Lynn.

So one happy Saturday afternoon, I took my lovely little girlfriend and fucked her ruthlessly against my bedroom window on the second floor, in the back of the house.

Lynn was laying out in her bikini, and I made sure I did NOT lower the blinds.

I wasn't sure she saw me drilling my gal or not, but I assumed she'd probably get a peek.

About three weeks later, when I was cutting the grass in our big assed backyard, Lynn was laying out again.

She had this big dog, and her big dog never looked like it was having fun. Women just have no idea how to play with dogs.

So I took off my headphones, turned off my tape player, and walked over to the fence to say hello to Lynn.

I asked her if she would mind if I were to jump over the fence, and play with her dog. She smiled.

I knew I was in with that smile.

To make a long story short, I started walking Lynn's dog around the block a lot, and one day, I got an idea.

"Hey Lynn," I said, "Some friends of mine told me about this big old rock quarry a few miles away that got filled up with water. I've always wanted to see it, and maybe we could walk your dog there...what do you think?"

She thought it was a great idea.

So Lynn, my hot fucking 32 year old neighbor, and I, a 13 year old school boy, went to the quarry with her dog.

I fucked Lynn at the edge of the water.

Her dog played for hours, and tried to sniff my nuts when I was fucking her.

We continued fucking through high school.

Was I molested?

Should I feel hurt?

Should I use this as an excuse to get addicted to terrible drugs, sell my body, and hate the opposite sex?

Fuck no, I say.

I molested an adult.

And I'm fucking proud of it.

I still jack off to that shit, to this day.

So my question is this:

Why do women, some of whom made the same thing happen as girls, grow up to use their experiences to go off the deep end, using it as a reason to hate men forever?

I think we've lost our minds about this subject, as of late.

There's too many women lying about too much personal history.

I 'molested' an adult.

And I'm fucking proud of it.

I never told anyone, either, and Lynn never got in trouble.

My little girlfriend never had a clue, either.

Man oh man, were those the days.

And yes, this is a true story, as all my stories are.

So, what do you all think about that?

Should I recieve therapy...or applause?

I vote applause.

The Outsider

Yawn. Hopefully my copy of Gag Factor 14 will get here next week. I bet Kami does a real good scene and there are some other hot girls too.

The only thing I'd need to gag Kami with would be large grocers bag from any locatable Albertsons.

I don't know though...

Could girls use 'I was molested by a large grocers bag from Albertson's' as an excuse for becoming infested with STD's and addictive drugs?

Maybe.

"I was molested by an Albertson's bag when I was a child, therefore, all my recent stupidities should be absolved."

Hmm.

I guess that might work on Oprah.

And as we all know...

Even though Oprah has never been married, or had children...

...she is the supreme source of worthwhile information for thousands of porn whores...isn't she?

I wonder if Oprah masterbates about the dude she was fucking when she was 14.

I bet she does.

And I bet that douchbag excuse for a man she says she dates has absolutely no idea.

Food for thought.

The Outsider

outsider thinks he brilliant, thinks his fable will make up for him being a cradle robbing creep who obviously can't fuck people his own age. then he acts like he cares about porn whores then lets his true colors shine in misogyny...loser

I'm too good looking, too talented, and too charming to stoop to fucking people my own age.

Why not fuck teens, without paying for it, and not ruining their lives?

I don't know too many women in porn over 30 that don't look like old cheese, left out in the desert sun.

And what's more...if you fuck a teen that's not too promiscuous, and you keep them that way...you don't have to get herpes, which all you losers already have.

You're right about porn whores, though.

I don't give a rats ass about them.

I just love the way they blame everything on men, and stuff that happened when they were young. Always passing the blame.

Just like Oprah.

Ever notice that Oprah never asks where the man of the family is, or why a girl was raised without a father?

What do we call a woman who hates men, like Oprah, by the way?

A 'manogymist'?

The Outsider

WOW , I hope a cop somewhere is reading this child molesters posts . We need to get this guy off the streets before he hurts someone .

now the outsider has reverted to just being plain stupid.... what a dipshit