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#188143 - 08/25/06 04:24 PM Bad Porn Names of the Future
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
In the future, it will be harder and harder to come up with an original, distinctive porn name. Here's a list of some future failed attempts:

Chloe Mydia
I. Rack
Bobcat Goodthroat
Rhoda
Annie Abortion
Sorghum
Nicka Teen
Georgiana Bush
Pleghma
Jeri Falwell
Cancer
A.M.C. Pacer
Decency

Let the groaning commence...
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#188144 - 08/25/06 09:11 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Annie Abortion




Sounds like a rejected Garbage Pail Kids card idea.
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#188145 - 08/26/06 11:31 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
I can't believe we haven't seen anyone take the nom de porns "Jenna Bush" "Barbara Bush" Chelsea Clinton" or "Clinton Bush"
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#188146 - 12/30/06 07:24 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
I missed one.

Meet Nutella:

http://www.virginoff.com/?nats=NjA3OTo1OjE5,0,0,0,0
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#188147 - 12/30/06 08:18 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Quote:

I missed one.

Meet Nutella:

http://www.virginoff.com/?nats=NjA3OTo1OjE5,0,0,0,0




Sir, would you happen to have a pic available of Nicka Teen? I am curious what this whore looked like and how she performed.

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#188148 - 12/30/06 08:21 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Rosie Palmer. i accidentally almost named my kid that before i knew what it meant.
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#188149 - 12/30/06 08:37 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Rosie Palmer. i accidentally almost named my kid that before i knew what it meant.




I believe she had five cousins...

{rim shot}
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#188150 - 12/30/06 08:39 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Rosie Palmer. i accidentally almost named my kid that before i knew what it meant.



No sweat...I knew a dorky coworker named ***** Spears, who's husband was named...you got it...

she never understood...stupid, stupid whore.

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#188151 - 12/30/06 08:44 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
N-Word Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
Quote:

Rosie Palmer. i accidentally almost named my kid that before i knew what it meant.




Shocker
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#188152 - 12/31/06 09:41 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
We've already had a Candida, but no sign of a Thrush Johnson, Berny Piss, Urethra Franklin, Paul Lips, Buck Terialvaginosis...
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#188153 - 05/17/08 07:16 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Sorghum BUMP.
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#188154 - 05/17/08 08:45 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

I can't believe we haven't seen anyone take the nom de porns "Jenna Bush" "Barbara Bush" Chelsea Clinton" or "Clinton Bush"




Chelsea Bush
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#188155 - 05/17/08 09:17 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
pelvis presley
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#188156 - 05/17/08 09:18 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

pelvis presley




Is that your brother, Prada?
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#188157 - 05/17/08 09:21 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
my suitcase pimp
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#188158 - 05/17/08 09:23 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

my suitcase pimp




Is that the one you butt fisted?

Is this a new one?

Or is this Phlog's porn name?
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#188159 - 05/18/08 04:11 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
4 Small Boobies Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/12/07
Posts: 571
Vikki Valtrex
Lil Bit Less
Aunt Ruth

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#188160 - 05/18/08 04:39 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Veiny Vain.
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#188161 - 05/19/08 10:10 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Anonymous
Unregistered


Stephanie Savant

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#188162 - 05/19/08 11:38 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Dick N. Diaz
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#188163 - 05/19/08 11:39 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
sharon cox
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#188164 - 05/19/08 11:41 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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#188165 - 05/19/08 11:46 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado


anita dickens
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#188166 - 05/19/08 11:58 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

I missed one.

Meet Nutella:

http://www.virginoff.com/?nats=NjA3OTo1OjE5,0,0,0,0







Attachments
315993-nutella.jpg (3 downloads)


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#188167 - 05/19/08 01:09 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Is she Italian Jim?

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#188168 - 05/19/08 01:48 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Anonymous
Unregistered


Who? The girl that Gunker linked to? I have no idea. It's just that I'd never heard of either her or the foodstuff until yesterday. Synchronicity.

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#188169 - 05/19/08 02:00 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Nutella is an italian hazlenut spread, I was trying to make a funny, didnt work, nevermind. BTW it tastes awful but people love it.

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#188170 - 05/19/08 02:03 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I fucking hate Nutella. Thank god because it's totally fattening. European kids put it on bread as a snack. That's all I know.
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#188171 - 05/19/08 02:11 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

I fucking hate Nutella. Thank god because it's totally fattening. European kids put it on bread as a snack. That's all I know.


They do it here too, the Italians are huge on it with bread, its gross

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#188172 - 05/19/08 02:13 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I lo0ves me Nutella. On a salted cracker and zenman in heaven.
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#188173 - 05/19/08 02:17 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
A guy myspaced me about getting into porn, and he wants to call himself Justin Time. WTF??! "Wow. You popped just in time."
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#188174 - 05/19/08 02:21 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I once had an insurance salesman named 'Justin Case'
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#188175 - 05/19/08 02:38 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
dirty came up with some good ones for guys

d. pinya
rick dickum
rod ramshaft

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#188176 - 05/19/08 02:55 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Dick Snotslinger
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#188177 - 05/19/08 03:11 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

I lo0ves me Nutella. On a salted cracker and zenman in heaven.




Nutella is the BEST hazelnut spread in the world. And, yes, it's very heavy on the calories.
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#188178 - 05/19/08 05:55 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
I recall a newspaper article about a few years ago about a rural Arizona sheriff's deputy being investigated for some kind of impropriety. His name, was Dick Rash. I shit you not.

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#188179 - 05/19/08 09:34 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7597
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
I went to school with a kid named Harry Moon. He was a cadet and had a bowl cut and tons of freckles. He was also tubby and lived in the shittiest apartment complex near our school. Needless to say, he got a rough ride. He became an MP on the army base and got in real good shape etc. I ran into him and said "hey Harry!" He was in his uniform with a bunch of other dudes and shot back "It's Harrison now."
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#188180 - 05/20/08 02:22 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Hep A. Titus
Sid Syphilis
Darth
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#188181 - 05/20/08 05:46 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Slobodan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
Quote:

Quote:

I lo0ves me Nutella. On a salted cracker and zenman in heaven.




Nutella is the BEST hazelnut spread in the world. And, yes, it's very heavy on the calories.




Rumor has it it's very popular in Germany.



Attachments
316281-scheisse.gif (3 downloads)


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#188182 - 05/20/08 10:39 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Randy Bottoms

Dick Liquor

Buddy Bols

Harry Taint

Dick Butkus



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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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#188183 - 05/20/08 11:30 AM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7597
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Girth Brooks
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#188184 - 05/09/09 11:03 PM Re: Bad Porn Names of the Future
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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