i'm sure he's been fired from assembling subs for having an erection serving teenage boys, but it's possible he's just a pedophile with lee jeans and blindingly-white cross-trainers.
whatever, i'm going soft. he's cut the genitals off a 13-year old asian boy and ritually-devoured them. i owe you wine, jaded.
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits