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#18585 - 03/19/04 11:06 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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maybe its the sleep deprivation, maybe its the sushi in my belly, or maybe i just have spent to much time in the tanning booth getting my perfect golden brown color (leaves room for snickers)... more than likely its the korean girl under my desk right now. but i just want all of you sick fucking perverted bastards to know, i love you all, from the bottom of my depraved heart... i fucking love each and every one of you. you make my panties wet...
shit, did i just say i was wearing panties.... scratch that
i meant to say you all are a bunch of goofy fucks, makes me proud to be a pervert.
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#18586 - 03/19/04 11:13 PM
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Registered: 01/25/04
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#18587 - 03/19/04 11:15 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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wow, thats a whole new level of gay that had not even been discovered before. its like something that was on the lost island of faglantis.
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#18588 - 03/20/04 06:09 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
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...you're sure that's a Korean GIRL under your desk?
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#18589 - 03/20/04 06:14 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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yes im sure it was a korean GIRL...
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#18590 - 03/20/04 01:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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maybe its the sleep deprivation, maybe its the sushi in my belly, or maybe i just have spent to much time in the tanning booth getting my perfect golden brown color (leaves room for snickers)... more than likely its the korean girl under my desk right now. but i just want all of you sick fucking perverted bastards to know, i love you all, from the bottom of my depraved heart... i fucking love each and every one of you. you make my panties wet...
shit, did i just say i was wearing panties.... scratch that
i meant to say you all are a bunch of goofy fucks, makes me proud to be a pervert.
Smelly monkey avoids making eye contact, begins to walk backwards slowly towards the door, rob looks up, monkey give him a nervous smile only a few feet from the door. Rob says " what are you doing?", monkey wastes no time opens the door and makes a run for it through the bushes.
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#18591 - 03/20/04 03:56 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
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the http://www.manties.net/ truth comes out
Brandon Irons approved . 
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#18592 - 03/20/04 10:26 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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We all love you back(in a non-homo way,of course),Rob,since this is indeed the best site around(since everywhere else is completely motherfucking gay[you name them,they're all motherfucking gay!!!!]!!!).
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#18593 - 03/21/04 05:11 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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no you approve you to punk bitch kiss my ass big dick fan
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#18596 - 12/17/06 03:44 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I have a very funny Rob Longshot story. Totally humiliating, but I'm ready to spill the beans if anyone is interested.
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#18598 - 12/17/06 03:54 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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OK, I'm a horrible human being for relating this story. I have hilarious stories about almost everyone in the biz, but it's not appropriate for me to share them. But I will share this one.
Rob came in for test polaroids with Keiko-- and in order for me to take pictures of a guy he's got to have a hard-on. So Keiko is trying to jack him off to get him hard, and he cums all over the floor. Needless to say I didn't get the shots of him with his dick hard, and my assistant was so pissed he handed him a tissue, ordering him to clean up his own cum. It was a very embarassing, very funny episode. Sorry Rob.
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#18603 - 12/18/06 08:49 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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So he came before he even got wood? Didn't know that was possible.
I understand it is possible, at least according to an M.D. I used to date. Perhaps GGG's husband can offer a second opinion.
Holly, I'm very disappointed in you. Discretion is the better part of valor. Be valiant. It's better than being adequite.
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#18604 - 12/18/06 08:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Looks like Longshot finally groomed his eyebrows. I once suggested he fix his monobrow and he scoffed at the suggestion. Ok, Longshot, glad you caught on but you've taken my beauty advice too far here.
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#18608 - 12/18/06 10:44 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#18609 - 12/18/06 12:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...man, if anyone ever sees me with a dude's lipstick on my booby, please demand that i immediately kill myself...
How would we know? We haven't seen your tits in, oh, at least a month now. You didn't even let the puppies breath on their birthday. 
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#18610 - 12/18/06 12:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'm with mr.bornyo here. more pix please.
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#18612 - 12/19/06 12:24 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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OK, I'm a horrible human being for relating this story. I have hilarious stories about almost everyone in the biz, but it's not appropriate for me to share them. But I will share this one.
Rob came in for test polaroids with Keiko-- and in order for me to take pictures of a guy he's got to have a hard-on. So Keiko is trying to jack him off to get him hard, and he cums all over the floor. Needless to say I didn't get the shots of him with his dick hard, and my assistant was so pissed he handed him a tissue, ordering him to clean up his own cum. It was a very embarassing, very funny episode. Sorry Rob.
i have to ask, which poor bastard usually ends up with the job of cleaning up someone else's splooge? the next time i have to change a poopy dipe, i'm going to thank my lucky stars that at least i'm not the cum-wiper-upper.  
We have a set assistant to do that-- but often it's me who does the dildo cleaning/lubing pussy jobs. I only do it because it doesn't bother me-- I don't have any sort of germ phobia, and I actually never get sick, so my immune system must kick ass.
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#18614 - 12/21/06 12:47 AM
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Registered: 12/19/06
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OK, I'm a horrible human being for relating this story. I have hilarious stories about almost everyone in the biz, but it's not appropriate for me to share them. But I will share this one.
Rob came in for test polaroids with Keiko-- and in order for me to take pictures of a guy he's got to have a hard-on. So Keiko is trying to jack him off to get him hard, and he cums all over the floor. Needless to say I didn't get the shots of him with his dick hard, and my assistant was so pissed he handed him a tissue, ordering him to clean up his own cum. It was a very embarassing, very funny episode. Sorry Rob.
i have to ask, which poor bastard usually ends up with the job of cleaning up someone else's splooge? the next time i have to change a poopy dipe, i'm going to thank my lucky stars that at least i'm not the cum-wiper-upper.
We have a set assistant to do that-- but often it's me who does the Dildo
cleaning/lubing pussy jobs. I only do it because it doesn't bother me-- I don't have any sort of germ phobia, and I actually never get sick, so my immune system must kick ass.
ohhhohh i think i having cuaght on you....
   how many style do have on sex?
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#18616 - 01/26/07 06:28 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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how odd.... only because i have only been in holly's studio once... and it was early on before i started performing... and i have no memory of ever even taking my shirt off let alone cumming... and as fucked up as i ever was, u usually remember cumming... maybe i was more wasted then i thought, maybe it was the other time she went down there with someone else.
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If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#18618 - 01/26/07 06:46 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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im not sure how to take that other than that i have a big nose...
I'm a wop. I can't help it. I do want to get it fixed because it droops when i lie down cause it has no hard cartilage in the end. I can flatten it almost completely. one day ill get it done, but till then i have a big ass wop nose.
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If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#18619 - 01/26/07 06:51 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
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no i am serious...it was going to be a big ass pyramid of blocks and it was going to have an all living cast. I swear to god i read this and am not just breakin your balls because I would certainly chose something different.
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#18620 - 01/26/07 06:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
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i swear to christ Italians love fucking saying they are Italian.
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#18621 - 01/26/07 06:53 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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whose gonna be the snake?
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If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#18622 - 01/26/07 07:56 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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As much as it pains me... I have to +2 Palmy here..
Not only did he get Cocksnot to admit his sack beaten nose flops over when he lies down.. Palmy then trolls a gamer lame and follows it up with an "italian" disclaimer.
Well played you dirty bitch..
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#18624 - 01/26/07 08:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/25/04
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I love an Italian woman...just sayin'.. as always well you know, carry on.
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#18629 - 01/26/07 08:31 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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i swear to christ Italians love fucking saying they are Italian.
im wearing an Italia jersey in my avatar pic... your damn right we like saying it, its a point of pride.
Why shouldn't Italians be proud of being Italian?
The only issue I've had with any is the same as w/the PRs:
If you fly another flag [Italy, PR, etc.], fly a US flag, too!
My neighborhood is mostly Italian and they went NUTS for the World Cup. I did comment on people who didn't have out the US flag. One cursed at me. But, by the next day, the stars & stripes were up, too. And, the mother of the guy that cursed at me gave me a plate of sausage and peppers!! And the celebration continued!!
I had an Italian flag and for the World Cup... no US flag because i wasn't rooting for them to win, sorry thats like saying that cause I'm from FL i should wear a Magic jersey to a Lakers game.
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If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#18631 - 01/27/07 09:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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i swear to christ Italians love fucking saying they are Italian.
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#18635 - 01/27/07 02:35 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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ahhh... partially true, partially not.
Yes, i was born in the states.
However, I do hold dual citizenship. I am still right now in the process of acquiring the needed paeices of paperwork from Italy to get it recognized and reinstated. I have everything but my grandmothers Birth cert and I have a company tracking it down, but there are some issues in the city she was born in where they had piss poor record keeping.
Probably within the year i will hold an Italian passport.
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If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#18637 - 01/27/07 05:48 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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i was going to move to Italy at one point but the political climate there isn't much better than here.
I am proud of my heritage as was my grandfather which was why he never renounced his Italian citizenship. (OK, that and he was denied US citizenship for being a bootlegger.)
But, I like having options... I like knowing that with that other passport I can travel and stay longer in other parts of the world where US citizenship doesn't get you much in terms of a visa... i.e. Japan, Australia, and most EU countries.
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#18639 - 01/27/07 06:04 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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Italian girls do suck a mean sausage.
But yeah, our cooking is top notch...
I like Sicilians too.. my uncle is a Sicilians, he'd break my fucking knees if i didn't like them.
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#18642 - 01/27/07 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I have a real problem with that mustache the Italian women get. I can overlook the overgrown goody trail because that winds up waxed or naired but I havent seen many Italian women who age without that nasty mustache and wide fat ass.
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#18643 - 01/27/07 07:51 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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eh, Ive seen it, but my family are mostly Northern Italians and are blonde for the most part... if they have it, you couldnt see it.
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#18645 - 01/27/07 08:27 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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But, I like having options... I like knowing that with that other passport I can travel and stay longer in other parts of the world where US citizenship doesn't get you much in terms of a visa... i.e. Japan, Australia, and most EU countries.
Just be careful, Rob. The US admits it doesn't work quite as hard to resolve problems for persons of dual citizenship carrying dual passports.
And, games can be played, if some evil person wanted to, with "applying for" and "automatically granted" with searching out such citizenships.
A person who is "automatically granted" another citizenship does not risk losing U.S. citizenship. However, a person who acquires a foreign citizenship by "applying for it" by free choice may lose U.S. citizenship, especially if viewed with the intention to give up U.S. citizenship.
The "political climate" comment in the wrong hands could come back to haunt you. Imagine an "administration" interested in giving a person of your "livlihood" a hard time ...
true, but i still say the US is the best option.
Technically i was automatically granted the citizenship, i just have to prove my lineage for "Jus Sanguis". Actually the US government has been rather helpful with helping me secure documents such as the Denial of Citizenship judgment my grandfather got.
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#18646 - 01/27/07 09:02 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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I have a real problem with that mustache the Italian women get. I can overlook the overgrown goody trail because that winds up waxed or naired but I havent seen many Italian women who age without that nasty mustache and wide fat ass.
Bornyo, America holds that stereotype because majority of the WOPs here are Sicilian. It's those Sicilians that get that. It's scary indeed.
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#18647 - 01/27/07 09:07 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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southern wops get it too... northern wops tend to be rather sparse in the body hair dept.
As far as Sicilian girls though... Lexi Love is Sicilian, and i would fuck her quicker than you could say Clams Casino.
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#18650 - 01/27/07 09:16 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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Nothing wrong with be Italian. Sicilian... well I can say a few things wrong about it but LOL it's not so bad I guess. I'll be nice. 
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#18652 - 01/27/07 09:24 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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Loc: NYC
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my grandmothers Birth cert and I have a company tracking it down, but there are some issues in the city she was born in where they had piss poor record keeping.
Rob, have you tried the village/town/city church records? Many births were never recorded at city hall. The local priest always kept meticulous records that are easily found, except in relatively rare cases of documents lost in the war.
Italian women also were not allowed by law to pass on citizenship until the formation of the unified nation in 1948, so technically a grandfather's birth certificate should always work.
It's really just easier to be Irish. They print those passports like the Sicilians print wine labels for their vinegar bottles.
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#18655 - 01/27/07 09:30 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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my grandmothers Birth cert and I have a company tracking it down, but there are some issues in the city she was born in where they had piss poor record keeping.
Rob, have you tried the village/town/city church records? Many births were never recorded at city hall. The local priest always kept meticulous records that are easily found, except in relatively rare cases of documents lost in the war.
Italian women also were not allowed by law to pass on citizenship until the formation of the unified nation in 1948, so technically a grandfather's birth certificate should always work.
It's really just easier to be Irish. They print those passports like the Sicilians print wine labels for their vinegar bottles.
Yah, for some reason the consulate in Miami are sticklers about having EVERYONE down the line, they want a full geneology... I hear the LA consulate follows the "only need down the direct line of decent" rule.
I'm aware of how it works with the records there, and the worst part is, her uncle was the main priest there, but apparently there were some issues as the old province became absorbed into a new province, and yeah, some war time losses.
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#18656 - 01/27/07 09:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Even the English at Crown 'n Anchors sing it sometime.
Wha???
The boys of Liverpool, When we safely landed,
Called myself a fool; I could no longer stand it;
Blood began to boil, Temper I was losin',
Poor ould Erin's isle They began abusin',
"Hurrah my soul," sez I, My shillelagh I let fly;
Some Galway boys were by, Saw I was a hobble in,
Then with a loud hurray, They joined in the affray.
We quickly cleared the way, For the rocky road to Dublin.
One, two, three, four five,
Hunt the hare and turn her
Down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin,
Whack-fol-lol-de-ra.
You Italians are garrolous like we are...that's cool. 
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#18657 - 01/27/07 09:54 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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ahem...
In the merry month of May, from my home I started,
Left the girls of Tuam, nearly broken hearted,
Saluted father dear, kissed my darlin mother,
Drank a pint of beer, my grief and tears to smother,
Then off to reap the corn, and leave where I was born,
I cut a stout blackthorn, so banish ghost and goblin,
In a brand new pair of brogues, I rattled over the bogs,
And frightened all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin.
1 2 3 4 5
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin!!!!
Whack-fol-lol-de-ra!
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#18658 - 01/27/07 10:03 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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woohooo xpt kariokeeeeeeeeee
I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
and then I smoke two more
smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died
toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died
toke a big spliff of some good sensamill..."
"Easy-E were ya ever caught slippin'?" "hell no!"
Daddy he once told me "son you be hard workin' man"
and Momma she once told me "son you do the best you can"
but, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
"hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of Head"
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#18659 - 01/27/07 10:18 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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*pats sierra on the head*
here's one for you guys.... a personal old favourite of mine...
"O there's sober men in plenty, and drunkards barely twenty
There are men of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl.
But give me a ramblin' rover,and from Orkney down to Dover
We will roam the country over and together will face the world!
There's many that feign enjoyment for merciless employment
Their ambition was this deployment since the minute they left the school
They save and scrape and ponder while the rest go out and squander
See the world, and rove and wander, and they're happier as a rule.
O there's sober men in plenty, and drunkards barely twenty
There are men of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl.
But give me a ramblin' rover,and from Orkney down to Dover
We will roam the country over and together will face the world!
I've roamed through all the nations, ta'en delight in all creation
And I've tried a wee sensation where the company did prove kind
And when parting was no pleasure, I've drunk another measure
To the good friends that we treasure for they always are in our minds.
O there's sober men in plenty, and drunkards barely twenty
There are men of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl.
But give me a ramblin' rover,and from Orkney down to Dover
We will roam the country over and together will face the world!"
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#18660 - 01/27/07 10:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Quote:
ahem...
In the merry month of May, from my home I started,
Left the girls of Tuam, nearly broken hearted,
Saluted father dear, kissed my darlin mother,
Drank a pint of beer, my grief and tears to smother,
Then off to reap the corn, and leave where I was born,
I cut a stout blackthorn, so banish ghost and goblin,
In a brand new pair of brogues, I rattled over the bogs,
And frightened all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin.
1 2 3 4 5
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin!!!!
Whack-fol-lol-de-ra!
 let's get hitched babe. 
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#18661 - 01/28/07 02:11 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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"The Minstrel Boy" by Thomas Moore (to the melody of The Moreen)
The minstrel boy to the war has gone,
In the ranks of death you'll find him;
His father's sword he hath girded on,
And his wild harp slung behind him;
"Land of Song!" cried the warrior bard,
"Tho' all the world betrays thee,
One sword, at least, thy right shall guard,
One faithful harp shall praise thee!"
The Minstrel fell! But the foeman's chain
Could not bring that proud soul under;
The harp he lov'd ne'er spoke again,
For he tore its chords asunder;
And said "No chains shall sully thee,
Thou soul of love and brav'ry!
Thy songs were made for the pure and free
They shall never sound in slavery!
The minstrel boy will return one day,
When we hear the news, we will cheer it.
The minstrel boy will return we pray,
Torn in body, perhaps, but not in spirit.
Then may he play his harp in peace,
In a world such as Heaven intended,
For every quarrel of Man must cease,
And every battle shall be ended.
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#18662 - 01/28/07 03:05 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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you know what is hilarious... i just went back and realized i started this thread way back when i first joined Extreme.. this thread is nearly 3 years old.
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man, if anyone ever sees me with a dude's lipstick on my booby, please demand that i immediately kill myself. thank you in advance! 
Or are you going to move to Italy and renounce the USA? 
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