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#18585 - 03/19/04 11:06 PM
I fucking love you all....
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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maybe its the sleep deprivation, maybe its the sushi in my belly, or maybe i just have spent to much time in the tanning booth getting my perfect golden brown color (leaves room for snickers)... more than likely its the korean girl under my desk right now. but i just want all of you sick fucking perverted bastards to know, i love you all, from the bottom of my depraved heart... i fucking love each and every one of you. you make my panties wet...
shit, did i just say i was wearing panties.... scratch that
i meant to say you all are a bunch of goofy fucks, makes me proud to be a pervert.
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#18586 - 03/19/04 11:13 PM
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Registered: 01/25/04
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#18587 - 03/19/04 11:15 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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wow, thats a whole new level of gay that had not even been discovered before. its like something that was on the lost island of faglantis.
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#18588 - 03/20/04 06:09 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
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...you're sure that's a Korean GIRL under your desk?
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#18589 - 03/20/04 06:14 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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yes im sure it was a korean GIRL...
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#18590 - 03/20/04 01:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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maybe its the sleep deprivation, maybe its the sushi in my belly, or maybe i just have spent to much time in the tanning booth getting my perfect golden brown color (leaves room for snickers)... more than likely its the korean girl under my desk right now. but i just want all of you sick fucking perverted bastards to know, i love you all, from the bottom of my depraved heart... i fucking love each and every one of you. you make my panties wet...
shit, did i just say i was wearing panties.... scratch that
i meant to say you all are a bunch of goofy fucks, makes me proud to be a pervert.
Smelly monkey avoids making eye contact, begins to walk backwards slowly towards the door, rob looks up, monkey give him a nervous smile only a few feet from the door. Rob says " what are you doing?", monkey wastes no time opens the door and makes a run for it through the bushes.
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#18591 - 03/20/04 03:56 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
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the http://www.manties.net/ truth comes out
Brandon Irons approved . 
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#18592 - 03/20/04 10:26 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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We all love you back(in a non-homo way,of course),Rob,since this is indeed the best site around(since everywhere else is completely motherfucking gay[you name them,they're all motherfucking gay!!!!]!!!).
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#18593 - 03/21/04 05:11 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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no you approve you to punk bitch kiss my ass big dick fan
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#18596 - 12/17/06 03:44 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I have a very funny Rob Longshot story. Totally humiliating, but I'm ready to spill the beans if anyone is interested.
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#18598 - 12/17/06 03:54 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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OK, I'm a horrible human being for relating this story. I have hilarious stories about almost everyone in the biz, but it's not appropriate for me to share them. But I will share this one.
Rob came in for test polaroids with Keiko-- and in order for me to take pictures of a guy he's got to have a hard-on. So Keiko is trying to jack him off to get him hard, and he cums all over the floor. Needless to say I didn't get the shots of him with his dick hard, and my assistant was so pissed he handed him a tissue, ordering him to clean up his own cum. It was a very embarassing, very funny episode. Sorry Rob.
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#18603 - 12/18/06 08:49 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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So he came before he even got wood? Didn't know that was possible.
I understand it is possible, at least according to an M.D. I used to date. Perhaps GGG's husband can offer a second opinion.
Holly, I'm very disappointed in you. Discretion is the better part of valor. Be valiant. It's better than being adequite.
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#18604 - 12/18/06 08:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Looks like Longshot finally groomed his eyebrows. I once suggested he fix his monobrow and he scoffed at the suggestion. Ok, Longshot, glad you caught on but you've taken my beauty advice too far here.
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#18608 - 12/18/06 10:44 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#18609 - 12/18/06 12:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...man, if anyone ever sees me with a dude's lipstick on my booby, please demand that i immediately kill myself...
How would we know? We haven't seen your tits in, oh, at least a month now. You didn't even let the puppies breath on their birthday. 
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#18610 - 12/18/06 12:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i'm with mr.bornyo here. more pix please.
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#18612 - 12/19/06 12:24 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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OK, I'm a horrible human being for relating this story. I have hilarious stories about almost everyone in the biz, but it's not appropriate for me to share them. But I will share this one.
Rob came in for test polaroids with Keiko-- and in order for me to take pictures of a guy he's got to have a hard-on. So Keiko is trying to jack him off to get him hard, and he cums all over the floor. Needless to say I didn't get the shots of him with his dick hard, and my assistant was so pissed he handed him a tissue, ordering him to clean up his own cum. It was a very embarassing, very funny episode. Sorry Rob.
i have to ask, which poor bastard usually ends up with the job of cleaning up someone else's splooge? the next time i have to change a poopy dipe, i'm going to thank my lucky stars that at least i'm not the cum-wiper-upper.  
We have a set assistant to do that-- but often it's me who does the dildo cleaning/lubing pussy jobs. I only do it because it doesn't bother me-- I don't have any sort of germ phobia, and I actually never get sick, so my immune system must kick ass.
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#18614 - 12/21/06 12:47 AM
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Registered: 12/19/06
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OK, I'm a horrible human being for relating this story. I have hilarious stories about almost everyone in the biz, but it's not appropriate for me to share them. But I will share this one.
Rob came in for test polaroids with Keiko-- and in order for me to take pictures of a guy he's got to have a hard-on. So Keiko is trying to jack him off to get him hard, and he cums all over the floor. Needless to say I didn't get the shots of him with his dick hard, and my assistant was so pissed he handed him a tissue, ordering him to clean up his own cum. It was a very embarassing, very funny episode. Sorry Rob.
i have to ask, which poor bastard usually ends up with the job of cleaning up someone else's splooge? the next time i have to change a poopy dipe, i'm going to thank my lucky stars that at least i'm not the cum-wiper-upper.
We have a set assistant to do that-- but often it's me who does the Dildo
cleaning/lubing pussy jobs. I only do it because it doesn't bother me-- I don't have any sort of germ phobia, and I actually never get sick, so my immune system must kick ass.
ohhhohh i think i having cuaght on you....
   how many style do have on sex?
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#18616 - 01/26/07 06:28 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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how odd.... only because i have only been in holly's studio once... and it was early on before i started performing... and i have no memory of ever even taking my shirt off let alone cumming... and as fucked up as i ever was, u usually remember cumming... maybe i was more wasted then i thought, maybe it was the other time she went down there with someone else.
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#18618 - 01/26/07 06:46 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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im not sure how to take that other than that i have a big nose...
I'm a wop. I can't help it. I do want to get it fixed because it droops when i lie down cause it has no hard cartilage in the end. I can flatten it almost completely. one day ill get it done, but till then i have a big ass wop nose.
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#18619 - 01/26/07 06:51 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
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no i am serious...it was going to be a big ass pyramid of blocks and it was going to have an all living cast. I swear to god i read this and am not just breakin your balls because I would certainly chose something different.
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#18620 - 01/26/07 06:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
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i swear to christ Italians love fucking saying they are Italian.
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#18621 - 01/26/07 06:53 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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whose gonna be the snake?
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#18622 - 01/26/07 07:56 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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As much as it pains me... I have to +2 Palmy here..
Not only did he get Cocksnot to admit his sack beaten nose flops over when he lies down.. Palmy then trolls a gamer lame and follows it up with an "italian" disclaimer.
Well played you dirty bitch..
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#18624 - 01/26/07 08:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/25/04
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I love an Italian woman...just sayin'.. as always well you know, carry on.
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#18629 - 01/26/07 08:31 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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i swear to christ Italians love fucking saying they are Italian.
im wearing an Italia jersey in my avatar pic... your damn right we like saying it, its a point of pride.
Why shouldn't Italians be proud of being Italian?
The only issue I've had with any is the same as w/the PRs:
If you fly another flag [Italy, PR, etc.], fly a US flag, too!
My neighborhood is mostly Italian and they went NUTS for the World Cup. I did comment on people who didn't have out the US flag. One cursed at me. But, by the next day, the stars & stripes were up, too. And, the mother of the guy that cursed at me gave me a plate of sausage and peppers!! And the celebration continued!!
I had an Italian flag and for the World Cup... no US flag because i wasn't rooting for them to win, sorry thats like saying that cause I'm from FL i should wear a Magic jersey to a Lakers game.
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#18631 - 01/27/07 09:24 AM
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i swear to christ Italians love fucking saying they are Italian.
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man, if anyone ever sees me with a dude's lipstick on my booby, please demand that i immediately kill myself. thank you in advance! 
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