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#180973 - 07/28/06 10:59 PM Mary "Analyzer" Carey: Alone in this World
ghostofburg Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 137	I found this statement by our almost-governess compelling...from lukeisback: Quote: "I hate being so smart that I can psychologically analyze everything to the level I can. If I was like a friend of mine who's pregnant and an adult star, I wouldn't even have these thoughts. I know that other [porn] girls I've hung out with couldn't take these things to the level of analyzation." Ok I lied...I didnt find it compelling....I laughed my ass off...READ the whole statement slowly, intermixed in your head with several of your favorite Mary Carey Porn scenes, and we have the 2006 first half winner of delusional quote of the year. The non sequitur of the year award is also potentially found in this quote...but really folks (and luke)...I want to KNOW who the pregnant ADULT STAR-who'd-never-think-as-deep-as-Mary is....Who is this future inhabitant of Maged's list that Mary speaks of...??? I've often felt as Mary does....that I see and know shit that no one else can or will see...and typically, like Mary, I often appreciate the fact that were I in fact, pregnant, I would not be Thinking the things I am currently thinking.
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#180974 - 07/29/06 09:12 AM Re: Mary "Analyzer" Carey: Alone in this World
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Well she is obviously referring to Tawny Roberts, but for all the people who tell me Mary is actually smart... well I just don't see it. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#180975 - 07/29/06 09:52 AM Re: Mary "Analyzer" Carey: Alone in this World
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: I've often felt as Mary does....that I see and know shit that no one else can or will see... I guess constantly being at other-peoples-crotch level will give you a different take on life. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#180976 - 07/29/06 10:19 AM Re: Mary "Analyzer" Carey: Alone in this World
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	Quote: I found this statement by our almost-governess compelling She lost to Larry Flynt and Gary Fuckin' Coleman... Arnold Schwarzenegger Rep 4,203,596 48.6 Cruz M. Bustamante Dem 2,723,768 31.5 Tom McClintock Rep 1,160,182 13.5 Peter Miguel Camejo Grn 242,169 2.8 Arianna Huffington Ind 47,486 0.6 Peter V. Ueberroth Rep 25,125 0.3 Larry Flynt Dem 17,446 0.3 Gary Coleman Ind 14,235 0.2 George B. Schwartzman Ind 12,370 0.2 Mary Cook Ind 11,174 0.2 Bruce Martin Margolin Dem 9,177 0.2 Bill Simon Rep 8,904 0.2 Van Vo Rep 7,226 0.0 John Christopher Burton Ind 6,746 0.0 I said it before, the most overrated whore in porn. Worse than Joanna Jew.
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#180977 - 07/29/06 05:35 PM Re: Mary "Analyzer" Carey: Alone in this World
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: I said it before, the most overrated whore in porn. Worse than Joanna Jew. Nice. Where would the porn industry be without the the Chosen Ones? _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#180978 - 07/30/06 07:59 AM Re: Mary "Analyzer" Carey: Alone in this World
Derek117 ADT regular Registered: 04/16/06 Posts: 8	Quote: Well she is obviously referring to Tawny Roberts, but for all the people who tell me Mary is actually smart... well I just don't see it. I agree with you, Holly, I don't think Mary's "smart". Manipulative is more accurate. Mary uses other people (most often Tawny Roberts), telling embarrassing stories--true or untrue--about them, to keep Mary's name in the porn media. Tawny Roberts (Mary's All Time "Chump" Award Winner), Kendra Jade, and Cassiddy immediately come to mind. Mary's drama usually trashes someone else's image. If you go back and read all of the quotes/phone-in's to Luke Ford from Mary over the past two years, you'll notice that Mary is always putting someone else's dirty laundry (real or not) out on the street. Not to play Dr. Phil: but it seems to me that Mary has a very low opinion of herself and by publicly revealing the mis-steps, faults (Tawny's alleged drinking problem) of other--prettier? more popular?--porn girls, it allows Mary to feel better about herself. Also, her running for Governor of California is another example of Mary using people (this time outside the porn industry) who are more popular/have greater name identification to garner publicity for Mary. Mary-the-Manipulator. Maybe she should use that in her current, publicity-seeking, campaign for Governor of California.
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