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#180775 - 07/28/06 01:26 PM i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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and post the results. not from aim. i'll send cash to have them done in a credible fashion, scan them and post them.
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#180776 - 07/28/06 01:28 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
warts too, btw.
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#180777 - 07/28/06 01:36 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
and honestly, have you ever cancelled a shoot because there was something weird growing on your genitals or not? i know the truth, ruth. don't lie.
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#180778 - 07/28/06 01:45 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I knew it. So it is true about weaving bonds of love from viral strains.

Seriously though- canceling shoots because of a growth? What, did you think no one would fucking notice? You'd just keep your good side turned to the camera?

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#180779 - 07/28/06 01:46 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i've heard he had to have his penis drained and lanced. gross.
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#180780 - 07/28/06 01:51 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
ghostofburg Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
Quote:

i've heard he had to have his penis drained and lanced. gross.




Seriously? In Paris or Amsterdam? Which chick(s) were involved in a collateral aspect?

How did I miss this....? I hope he's ok.....

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#180781 - 07/28/06 02:45 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
It's infuriating when a model shows up with an open sore on their genitals or around their mouth... And then they seem so surprised when I have to send them home.
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#180782 - 07/28/06 04:24 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

It's infuriating when a model shows up with an open sore on their genitals or around their mouth... And then they seem so surprised when I have to send them home.




Bingo! New signature line - sorry Renfield/Gypsy, your 15 minutes is up
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#180783 - 07/28/06 04:28 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Good God Holly that's the grossest thing you've ever posted LOL. I feel sorry for you that you have to involuntarily be put in a position to have to send a whore home because she can't take care of herself.

I wonder if they wipe their ass after taking a shit do they find skid marks on their undies later in the day like a five year old does?

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#180784 - 07/28/06 04:29 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
steve holmes eats their dirty underwear and beats off to it. horrific.
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#180785 - 07/28/06 05:04 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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i've heard he had to have his penis drained and lanced. gross.




Seriously? In Paris or Amsterdam? Which chick(s) were involved in a collateral aspect?

How did I miss this....? I hope he's ok.....


He's been suitcase pimping his country-mate Lara Roxx when he's not busy infecting Porn Valley through his whore-proxy.

Even the Khmer Rouge wasn't so brutal.

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#180786 - 07/28/06 06:55 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

It's infuriating when a model shows up with an open sore on their genitals or around their mouth... And then they seem so surprised when I have to send them home.




Wtf?! Do they just expect you to photoshop it out but meanwhile knowingly infect people?
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#180787 - 07/28/06 08:56 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
ok enough enough with all this open sore talk.

its not like Kat shows up to do a scene with anal warts, and instead of cancelling they just change the scene from anal to vag.
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#180788 - 07/28/06 09:06 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
is she still oozing? i demand her pov
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#180789 - 07/28/06 09:10 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

its not like Kat shows up to do a scene with anal warts, and instead of cancelling they just change the scene from anal to vag.



What if it's the other way around...and it's a "no pooper" whore like Hailey or Avy Scott (who is very nice, BTW).

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#180790 - 07/28/06 09:16 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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Quote:

its not like Kat shows up to do a scene with anal warts, and instead of cancelling they just change the scene from anal to vag.



What if it's the other way around...and it's a "no pooper" whore like Hailey or Avy Scott (who is very nice, BTW).




Avy has the clap every 10 minutes, i suppose she should think about opening the corn hole.

Hailey is too busy making guys cry on the internet, so i assume she would just cancel.

any other slut would just be shot for BJ footage so as not to lose the $100/hr location fee that accrues no matter how long Derek takes to get a replacement slut to set
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#180791 - 07/28/06 09:24 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
How much of that $100 goes to the token husband?

Just askin'

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#180792 - 07/28/06 09:41 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Because knowing is half the battle Avy Scott does do some anal.


http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=AvyScott&gender=f
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#180793 - 07/28/06 10:03 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Because knowing is half the battle Avy Scott does do some anal.


http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=AvyScott&gender=f


Fine! Use another non-anal whore, like that blonde chick.......Kelly... is it "Welles" or "Wells?"

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#180794 - 07/28/06 10:19 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

Because knowing is half the battle Avy Scott does do some anal.


http://www.iafd.com/person.asp?perfid=AvyScott&gender=f


Fine! Use another non-anal whore, like that blonde chick.......Kelly... is it "Welles" or "Wells?"




Wasn't trying to rain on the parade. Just spreadin the word.
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#180795 - 07/28/06 10:21 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
It's all good brah! May you have a Quinne-filled weekend!

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#180796 - 07/28/06 10:30 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

It's all good brah! May you have a Quinne-filled weekend!




Thank you sir. I appreciate the good thoughts. I'm planning on Quinne welcoming me into her abode in a manner similar to this picture.



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#180797 - 07/28/06 11:25 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

How much of that $100 goes to the token husband?

Just askin' [/quote

Ahem!! ALL OF IT!!! duhhhh

Hey Willie... so uhh... how 'bout them babies? Got a coat hanger for Alyssa?

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#180798 - 07/29/06 07:14 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:



any other slut would just be shot for BJ footage so as not to lose the $100/hr location fee that accrues no matter how long Derek takes to get a replacement slut to set




We don't shoot solo bj sets so I'd send the girl home with nothing. Once a new girl showed up to my set with full blown herpes on her mouth-- when I asked her what was up she just seemed confused and said she woke up with it this morning and had no idea what happened to her. I had to gently explain that she'd contracted herpes-- probably from whatever scene she had done last week. The poor girl didn't even know what herpes were. It's unbelieveable how stupid some of these girls are-- I need to start a quote book.
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#180799 - 07/29/06 07:46 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Quote:

The poor girl didn't even know what herpes were. It's unbelieveable how stupid some of these girls are...




And yet, Ms. Randle, knowing this you still facillitate their making ill advise life altering decision in front of media recording devices in order to profit. You are nothing more than Jeff Stewart in babe's clothing, madam.


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#180800 - 07/29/06 09:17 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
I stopped taking responsibility for idiots a long time ago. I come to work, make the girls look and feel as beautiful as I can, take some good photos and go home. I used to want to save the world, but I'm over that now. I got my own sanity to keep in check.
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#180801 - 07/29/06 09:17 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

I stopped taking responsibility for idiots a long time ago. I come to work, make the girls look and feel as beautiful as I can, take some good photos and go home. I used to want to save the world, but I'm over that now. I've got my own sanity to keep in check.




Crap I accidentally made two posts while trying to correct some grammatical errors.
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#180802 - 07/29/06 03:36 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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any other slut would just be shot for BJ footage so as not to lose the $100/hr location fee that accrues no matter how long Derek takes to get a replacement slut to set




We don't shoot solo bj sets so I'd send the girl home with nothing. Once a new girl showed up to my set with full blown herpes on her mouth-- when I asked her what was up she just seemed confused and said she woke up with it this morning and had no idea what happened to her. I had to gently explain that she'd contracted herpes-- probably from whatever scene she had done last week. The poor girl didn't even know what herpes were. It's unbelieveable how stupid some of these girls are-- I need to start a quote book.




I have herpes simplex type 1 ( mouth variety ). I got it when I was little - our school must have had outbreaks of every illness known to humans! I haven't had any sores for a while but if I do I don't think i'd go to work ( Mainly I just feel self conscious about it ) let alone a photoshoot!!

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#180803 - 07/30/06 01:08 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

Quote:

It's all good brah! May you have a Quinne-filled weekend!




Thank you sir. I appreciate the good thoughts. I'm planning on Quinne welcoming me into her abode in a manner similar to this picture.






Is this girl in porn?

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#180804 - 07/30/06 01:24 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Is this girl in porn?




I don't like the tone of your question sir. I get the distinct impression that you wish Quinne were subjected to everything that professional fornicators have to offer. This thought sickens me and leads me to believe that you sir are a demented sadist. Quinne is a wholesome, kind hearted humanitarian with a heart of gold. Quinne is everything that is right with the world.

No, she is not in porn.



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#180805 - 07/30/06 01:33 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Just because.



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#180806 - 07/30/06 09:14 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Cumfiend Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/11/06
Posts: 38
Loc: A seedy Place
Quote:

It's infuriating when a model shows up with an open sore on their genitals or around their mouth... And then they seem so surprised when I have to send them home.




Oral herpes don't seem to bother German porners Spermabande.de


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#180807 - 07/30/06 09:28 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
HERPES

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#180808 - 07/31/06 07:12 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

HERPES





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#180809 - 08/01/06 12:56 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
So now you are going after Gloria Gucci from Intensities in 10 Cities #2?? Please....

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#180810 - 08/01/06 01:20 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo


APPROVED! In everyway pictures can be approved.
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#180811 - 08/04/06 04:45 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
A professional diary is a wonderful thing, especially so you can either laugh your own, or others', ass off (or in your line of business, gross the fuck out of them) when reading it 30 years from now. It makes for some good reading when you think shit has gotten too good , or just plain sucks beyond belief.

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It's unbelieveable how stupid some of these girls are-- I need to start a quote book.


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#180812 - 08/04/06 04:53 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
And besides, she got nice titties, too!

Quote:

Quinne is a wholesome, kind hearted humanitarian with a heart of gold. Quinne is everything that is right with the world.


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#180813 - 08/04/06 05:30 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
forgive me for my ignorance, but does quinne ever actually get naked?

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#180814 - 08/04/06 12:31 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

forgive me for my ignorance, but does quinne ever actually get naked?




Yes.



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#180815 - 08/04/06 07:09 PM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Quote:

forgive me for my ignorance, but does quinne ever actually get naked?




Yes.






nice cans.

i think she looks better with clothes on though king, and can see why those are the shots you normally post. carry on, i'm off to work.

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#180816 - 08/05/06 02:26 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

nice cans.


Truer words have never been spoken.

Quote:

i think she looks better with close on though king,


Noted, but I still feel there should be a federal law prohibiting her from covering her body.

Quote:

and can see why those are the shots you normally post. carry on, i'm off to work.


The clothed pics are a bit more obscure so I figure everyone would enjoy them a little more. Plus, the less often she is defiled by degenerate eyes on the internet the longer her soul will last.

Have fun/survive at work my friend.
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#180817 - 08/06/06 04:59 AM Re: i want to see brandon's HPV and herpes tests!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
i can't believe i didn't notice i wrote close instead of clothes, i'm going to go shoot myself in the face with a nailgun.

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