i'm pretty sure one of the larger "hav-a-hart" traps they use for larger animals would suffice.

put a bunch of lame stuff like brazilian soccer memorabilia and some videos of mostly naked men grappling in it and then we can drive him far from where he can bother people. it's clear he doesn't belong around man--the ethical thing to do is return him to his natural habitat of ADT so he'll stop being a nuisance here.

nago enjoys long walks on the beach with leather chaps and a large horse tail butt plug firmly embedded in his anus. Flogging should be administered hourly as well as a full course of medicinal enemas. Tough love and full anal fisting is appreciated. Let's make this happen.
Love, nago

Why bother being humane with him, Jamesn? Do we bare our fangs only for Brazilians around here?

blame the wwf and greenpeace and their protection of unpleasant and unfit animals. i'm pretty sure he's lumped in with sea turtles and california condors under some protected species act for silly animals that really have no business surviving.

in a less-socialist country than canada, he'd be a PERFECT prospect for a career in dying of starvation. but no, high tax rates paid for years of feeding and housing him while he was incarcerated. the muslims have it figured out with the stoning-thing.

I think we need to take a lesson from the Chinese. Bullet in the back of the head, no fuss, no muss, and the family of pris/nago/etc have to pay for said bullet. I also believe smothering to be humane, why not consider that for ben?

there's an outside chance monstar could legally kill him-the environmentalists feel so guilty about what happened to the native americans they let them kill pretty much anything, no matter how endangered because it's "traditional". monstar, are you allowed to kill whales and black-footed ferrets and shit?

unless you're going to put some silicon hooters on pris, I can't see monstar stalking any other kind of prey. he rawks, but is much to crackerized to go back to teepee living. for stalking purposes ac cream is the man, we just need to convince him that pris can shit quarter pounders w/cheese and ac will be all over him.

Careful, I just got this PM from him:

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Bring it you fucken wimp

From: nago

Id love to see you say it in front of my face you punk

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I'm so scared, I think I soiled myself. Luckily you guys can get guns!