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#178769 - 07/13/06 05:33 PM
Nasy whores!
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Registered: 07/13/06
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What is awrong with all of these silly whores.... i swear they come out of the middle of no where and they all think they have what it takes to be a super porn whore.  .. or Superstars but some of them dont look very tasty at all look at this one.... WHY? i mean maybe they would have some potiental if they would lay the fuck off the coke  ....But hell maybe im wrong we all have diffrent taste right.....what do u guys think????
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#178772 - 07/13/06 07:06 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#178773 - 07/13/06 07:47 PM
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Pervert
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this chick is gross
nigga please! you know damm skippy you fuck that hoe in a heartbeat.
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#178776 - 07/13/06 08:56 PM
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Registered: 07/13/06
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and whats with the lazy eye?
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#178778 - 07/13/06 09:10 PM
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well if ya pay a nasty whore good enough she"ll do anything right????????
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#178780 - 07/13/06 10:57 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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A) Gia I love you. Too funny. The question is, will you paint MY house? In cut off shorts and a wet tank top? I will give you a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon in return. It is an offer you cannot refuse, and you know it.
B) I wish I could start a book on hideous porn girls that agents email to me. Sometimes I have to break down into hysterical peals of laughter over some of the incredibly ugly girls and guys I get sent to my mailbox. If anything, it makes me feel better about myself. And we all know how wrong that is.
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#178786 - 07/14/06 08:38 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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A) Gia I love you. Too funny. The question is, will you paint MY house? In cut off shorts and a wet tank top? I will give you a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon in return. It is an offer you cannot refuse, and you know it.
You should see me in a wife beater. Forget the beer; just let me skinny dip in that oasis pond at the Randall Estate afterwards. Join me.
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B) I wish I could start a book on hideous porn girls that agents email to me. Sometimes I have to break down into hysterical peals of laughter over some of the incredibly ugly girls and guys I get sent to my mailbox. If anything, it makes me feel better about myself. And we all know how wrong that is.
Same here, Holly. I have voice mails saved. The best one goes like, "Well, let's see...I'm 5'4" and 180lbs. Not too big, not too small, but just right...I just wanna do g/g right now..." all while a baby is heard crying in the background.
When I first started working for my parents this woman sent in her pics with this outrageous letter making claims that she was "the most beautiful woman in the world". Her words went something like this: "After much deliberation I have decided to give you, Suze, the privilege of shooting my first nude layout. Of course I want to shoot for Penthouse and I have no doubt that they will also freak out about how gorgeous I am and make me Pet of the Year instantly. Look at my photos and you will see that you have never had a model of my caliber pose for you. I look forward to our first shoot."
And of course, the best part is she was, um, NOT attractive by a long stretch. She began harassing us with phone calls, demanding to know why we hadn't booked her yet. Finally our webmistress had to tell her that we weren't interested in shooting her and she wasn't really "Suze quality". She totally flipped out and started screaming, calling us names and telling us we were throwing away an opportunity of a lifetime. Funny, I never saw her centerfold in Penthouse.
Kinda like the story of when Dino Bravo called my cell phone at 1 AM on a Thursday night, slurring about what an ignorant and unprofessional person I was because I refused to book him for a scene.
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#178787 - 07/14/06 08:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#178788 - 07/14/06 08:58 AM
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Registered: 07/13/06
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so you think it had a sex change to??... thanks....
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#178789 - 07/14/06 09:01 AM
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i bet so, she looks like she has probaly painted her trailer a few times
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#178793 - 07/14/06 02:50 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
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B) I wish I could start a book on hideous porn girls that agents email to me. Sometimes I have to break down into hysterical peals of laughter over some of the incredibly ugly girls and guys I get sent to my mailbox. If anything, it makes me feel better about myself. And we all know how wrong that is.
Can you start a website on it, like Rotten.com? I'd like to offer you free web hosting.
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#178795 - 07/14/06 07:07 PM
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#178799 - 07/19/06 06:46 AM
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the bitch looks gross, i couldnt get off to her
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#178800 - 07/19/06 07:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Did we ever determine what a "nasy" whore is? 
I don't know, but "nasy" is one of those words that needs to be added to the dictionary, like "yeeesssssss", and of course, "fist-discipline".
I think you can see a lot of nasy whores at walmart on "check day".
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#178804 - 01/07/07 04:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I met Johnny Cash once. 1985. He had just been "born again" along with a bunch of other Country people.
He was dressed all in white!
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#178805 - 01/07/07 04:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You're lying, of course. You lie like a rug with a sea lion under it.
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#178807 - 01/07/07 08:40 PM
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I met the man in black too. It was at my brother's wedding at the four seasons in beverly hills. I got in the elevator and there he was. Just me and the man. Nice moment.
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#178808 - 01/07/07 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I don't want to drag this out too much further. You may have seen him dressed in white in 1985, I wasn't there and only know what I've seen and read.
It wasn't because he was recently converted, though. He's been a professed Christian since before he recorded "Hey Porter", in 1955
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#178810 - 01/07/07 11:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I certainly know nothing much - if anything at all - about Mr. Cash.
It may have been that several of the others had found "Christ" again, or they were just spreading the "Good News" - honestly I wasn't paying very close attention.
They were doing some talk shows and performances together with a Christian message. It was the "height" of Christian TV - before the falls of Swaggart and the PTL Club, etc.
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#178812 - 01/08/07 05:18 PM
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Although I do have to say I'm a fan of your work with Christie in that awesome corset. The colors are awesome. 
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