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#178308 - 07/10/06 07:29 AM
Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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10. Where’s your pass?
9. What are you doing outside my window?
8. Stop, that hotel room door only unlocks with a pass-key.
7. Please don’t eat me.
6. Does someone really make those shoes?
5. Have you ever heard of a razor?
4. Please don’t sit on the girls.
3. I’m sorry sir your girth is too great to permit you into one of our theatres seats.
2. Jesus I can smell you from here.
1. Eeeeewwwwwww !!!!
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#178309 - 07/10/06 10:19 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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11. Sir, a man of your size will have to pay for three seats on the plane.
12. Holy shit, are you sweating crisco?
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#178310 - 07/10/06 10:38 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
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13. I don't see your name on the list 14. Hi sweetie, sure I remember you, how have you been? 15. I'd love to talk to you, sign up on my website and I'll see you there 
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#178311 - 07/10/06 11:09 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 138
Loc: mx
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16.Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!
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#178312 - 07/10/06 11:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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17. Only 2 people in here at a time, oh sorry.
18. Please finish your internet forum reply, the Library is closing now.
19. Sorry sir Bed, Bath and Beyond, just doesn’t carry rags on sticks.
20. Would you like to Supersize that?
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#178314 - 07/10/06 03:54 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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23. What the fuck do you mean ...My dog is gone....?!?!? 24. After you carry my bags and equipment up to the hotel room...come down here...Buy me a drink...then leave me the fuck alone. 
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#178316 - 07/10/06 06:33 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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26. Sorry, we don't have anything your size. Try shopping at Barnum & Baileys.
27. You ever consider just sitting on the floor?
28. CODE RED. Bring the adrenalin and heart defibulator.
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#178317 - 07/10/06 08:25 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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#178322 - 07/13/06 12:44 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
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37.Do your mother dump the baby to raise the placenta?
is it me or did your english go to complete shit in this thread?
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#178323 - 07/13/06 06:34 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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is it me or did your english go to complete shit in this thread?
His English has always been complete shit. He needs CAOH to translate for him.
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I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#178324 - 07/13/06 06:43 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 5
Loc: Darwin's waiting room
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10. "No, I won't fuck you."
9. "I don't care how much money you have, leave me alone."
8. "Look, stop following me, ok!"
7. "How did you get my address?!"
6. "How did you get my phone number?!"
5. "I have mace!"
4. "Get off my property!"
3. "Oh God, I just threw up in my mouth. Please put your pants on."
2. "I have a gun!"
1. "I'm calling the police!"
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"...my gun holds twelve in the clip and and one in the chamber and I'm 24/7. You can be my "Wonderland." - Kurt Lockwood
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#178325 - 07/14/06 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Quote:
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37.Do your mother dump the baby to raise the placenta?
is it me or did your english go to complete shit in this thread?
suck my dick
look my english its better now
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#178326 - 07/14/06 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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is it me or did your english go to complete shit in this thread?
His English has always been complete shit. He needs CAOH to translate for him.
fuck you bitch-
look my english its better now
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#178328 - 07/14/06 11:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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41. why are you putting your hands around my neck? NO!! NO!!!!!! AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! GACK!! GACK!! GACK!!!!!!!!
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#178331 - 07/15/06 12:08 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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#178332 - 07/15/06 07:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Mean people suck
that's just because the truth sucks, don't confuse the messenger with the message.
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#178333 - 07/18/06 07:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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42. Quick here he comes, pull the prime rib from the buffet. For the love of God hurry!
43. We don't usually put a chicken pattie between the patties in a double cheeseburger sir.
44. The daycenter for the homeless is one block over and two blocks down.
45. I don't care how small your dick is honey, it will be an extra $100 if you want to fuck me.
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#178334 - 07/22/06 04:26 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/29/06
Posts: 34
Loc: Minnesota
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Rachel Worth (Worth-a-million.com) came up with a picture and caption from June 2005, at http://www.worth-a-million.com/KSEX/061005/pages/image109.htmlHe's been dubbed 'keyboard warrior' by many people because he can't back it up.
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