Ever wanted to write a science fiction novel or screenplay, but hit a creative wall when it comes time to name those pesky aliens and their civilisations?

Well, help is at hand! Using a combination of Mad-Libs and Gag Factor, you too can now write your own Sci-Fi scripts with the invention we're calling 'Gag-Libs'.

Just take a piece of dull sci-fi writing like:



'I am ________ of the planet _________. We have been watching your world since the Age of _________. Now we must seek your help to defeat the _________Empire and their leader, Emperor ________.'



...then, via the magic of Gag-Libs, it becomes:



'I am QUACKA-GUACKA of the planet HURGHH. We have been watching your world since the Age of GOCKGORKGOCK. Now we must seek your help to defeat the GARGHH Empire and their leader, Emperor ICANTBREATHEQUACKAQUACKATURNTHEQUACKCAMERAOFFQUACKYOUFUCKINGQUACKAMOTHERQUACKFUCKER.'



So don't delay, order today!