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"10 Questions with Da Burglar -- Missy Monroe Edition "
1a) Missy you are one of the Cutest, Hottest stars in Porn...What's the single hottest scene you have done so far in your opinion? I know its hard to pick one, but I, Da Burglar, am VERY selective about what filth I allow my brain to be Polluted with, so choose the one scene of yours you think would give me the BEST jerk off experience possible. Tell us what the scene was, what Movie it can be found in, and any graphic, sick details as to why the scene was so hott!
Missy: I have two Faveroites. One has been out on video for about a year and that was GANGBANG 3 for Redlight District!!! I had 12 guys whom all got to fuck my ass first for about 3-4 min each then I started getting dp'd in little groups after they split off in like four groups and they fucked the hell out of me in everyhole... the all came (12 ) at once and let me tell ya... WoW! That was probably the most sexually fullfiled I have ever been. Then there is Michael Ninn and Axel whom put together a new wall to wall kinda movie... The costume and make up was just so sexxy and the men I got to fuck... yummy! Ben English and Spanish Marco... I lost track of how many times they made me Squirt!! This one is called "Wet" and will be out this week I believe through Redlight and Avalon....
1b) Missy, you are a well rounded porn starlet, who excels at all forms of sex acts on film. From blowjobs, to vag, to Anal and DPs, and many other forms and combinations, you are one of those starlets that looks great doing ANYTHING on film. So tell us, what are your FAVORITE types of scenes to do and why?
I like to have multiple guys ... I just dont get to do that at home very often so when I can have all my holes filled I am one happy little girl ... I love squrting movies too ... Especially when there is a no squirting girl in the scene so I can douse her with my foutain of love...!
2a) It's sometimes easy to tell with some female performers that they are getting off in their scenes/movies based on tell-tale physical signs like their "toes curling", or the girl's white knuckle gripping on the sheets, or the contraction of their vaginas or lower abdominal (tummy) muscles just above their pussy...what is an easy way for your fans to tell when you are TRULY aroused and into a scene (i.e.
what are Missy's tell-tale signs that she is loving what is going on with her in a scene?)
Missy: I contract sometimes my pussy (vagina) and if I am really getting Off I will squirt like crazzzzy...!
2b) Name a movie/Scene which you Definitely got off in and which your fans can rush out and buy to witness it, jerk off frantically and blast bodily fluids all over the fucking place?
Missy: The DA Vinci Load from Jerry T. at Hustler ... It was great, a great script, great director...etc. My favorite one ... and my most favorite guy ever Steve Holmes and the sexy ass Scott Nails ... They fucked me so good and Steve and I made out so hard in that one ... i love the way he kisses me.....
2c) Speaking of Cumming, you are known for your "Squirting" abilities. Missy, when did you first discover you squirted during orgasm and what were the circumstances surrounding that discovery? What do you think of the "fake squirters" in Porn today giving the real genuine squirters like you a bad name? Personally, I, Da Burglar, think performers like Cytherea who obviously are just Pissing should be corked in their pee holes and their bladders allowed to stretch to the point where she looks like she is pregnant, but that's just me...What is the easiest way for porn fans to tell if the squirting is Real or Pee?
Missy: Watch squirting 101 the one I am in - not sure the Volume number ... but It was funny because they were trying so hard to get me to squirt, (Its hard for me if I am not getting fucked to squirt)...Well after a couple guys tried I was getting pissed and so was trying harder then when i finally did squirt I also peed a little at the same time ... In the movie Axel talks about it and shows in slow motion (I think) so that you can se where it actually came out of two diffrent spots ... Weird right? So I figure that sometime there may be a little tinkle mixed in with the squirt because of pressure and the relaxing feeling after becoming so built up ... But yes some girls just pee! I hate it more than anything ... I mean these girls are funny ... they will come to set all dehydrated and tired from partying the night before and then you go to catch there cum with you mouth and you get a nice big swallow of dark orange and yucky pee ... Then they are put on my "no" list ... I actually stoped doing girls for a while because I was so tired of haveing to try and make pissers actually squirt!
3) Rank in order of importance (1 being the most important, 2 the next most, etc) the qualities you find MOST important in a man as a potential mate/partner:
Looks:
Intelligence:3
Foot Massage Ability:9
Dick Size:2
Sense of Humor:7
Ability to Give Oral Sex to a Woman:4
Love for his Mother:1
Concern for the Environment:8
Cooking Ability:6
Money/Financial Situation:5
How nice a car or wheelchair he drives:10
4a) Have you ever had sex in a public place? Describe the situation for us and exactly what you did and what happened...
Missy: I blew Steve Holmes in the parking lot of kabuki the night I met him ... It was right on ventura blvd...
4b) Missy, how do you manage to have a serious relationship (boyfriend) while actively performing in Pornographic Films? What is the key to being able to keep a relationship going while you have sex on camera? If you had a partner who you were absolutely sure was the right man for you, but he demanded you give up pornography, would you be able to do that at this point in your life and career?
Missy: I love porn and I plan on making it a part of my life forever if I can. I love directing and performing and would love to do like jewel Denyle did and start a company with some good friends ... I really like the way she went with things and I kinda want to do the same as her.
5) I, Da Burglar am a huge fan of Marilyn Monroe, who I feel is the sexiest woman who ever lived. You bear a resemblance to her, but also to the Female recording artist Pink. Do you get recognized in public MORE for either being a lookalike to these famous celebrities, or for being recognized as yourself, Missy Monroe, Porn SuperStar?
Missy: I get reconized for me alot, especially when I travel. It seems anythime I go out of town I run into fans. I also adore Miss Monroe ... but you probably knew that ...
6a) Ok Missy prepare yourself....what do you think of the practice of DONKEY PUNCHING? Have you ever been Donkey Punched, or do you plan on making a Donkey Punch Video?
Missy: I think it is stupid! I am good friends with the people at JM and they have never asked because the know I wont do that. If you are willing to get punched in the head, or what's the new one? Oh yeah, "full nelson'd", then you should probaly think about jumping in the boxing ring instead...
6b) Do you or have you Donkey Punch any of your female partners either on film or in Private?
never
7) What/Who is Missy's Favorite or ideal:
MUSIC BAND: slipknot
Amusement Park Ride: Desparado at CA NV state line..
Men's Fragrance: very sexy for him-victoria secret
Sports Team: 49ers
Holiday: valentines day
City: Avalon CA aka Catalina Island
Sexual Position: mish-it feel the best
Size of Cock: big
Mainstream Actor and Actress: miss jolie
Drink or Brand of Beer: guiness
Porn Performer (Male AND Female): steve holmes and sandra romaine
Porn Non-performer (i.e. cute, crippled, writer with a shaved head, for instabce): how did u guess!
I think you are reading my mind...!
8) What was the LAST thing you did to help someone out where you didnt receive or expect something in return? It could be anything, such as taking a sick friend to the doctor, sitting up all night with a friend over a breakup, volunteering to work with crippled or
retarded kids, donating blood, etc.
Missy: I donated like 3500 worth of cloths to salvation Army..
And what was the most recent KIND Deed done to you by someone else?
Missy: My dad sat with me for hours at the hospital when i was admitted for 3 days last week 'cause of Kidney Stones...
9a) What are the greatest benefits to being a porn performer? Tell us all the benefits and what you like most about it!
Missy: I can have a life and not sit behind a desk or counter from 9-5 and I get paid for having sex with the best fuckers in the world!!how can you have anything better?
9b) Now, being honest, tell us about the drawbacks and what you dislike most about pornography? What would change if you had the power, if you were "Queen" for a day?
Missy: I would put catering on all sets, because some companies will hardly bring enogh water for themselves let alone make sure you are ok...
9c) I believe you are friends with the two young ladies, Ceara (Tierney) and Cassandra, who took JM Productions and the porn board XPT by storm right after AEE in January. Do you like being a role model for horny, sex-crazed, independent and adventurous young women like those lovely two girls? Does it give you a sense of pride or satisfaction helping to motivate young strong minded girls to pursue and indulge their perversions and make money at the same time?
Missy: I would love to see those little sluts shoving huge dildos up my ass then me being able to tie them down and torture them with pleasure... I would make sure they would never leave...
10a) Many of your fans may also WANT to interact with
you, write to you and perhaps meet you at one of your
many personal appearances at shows, conventions, store
signings and other events. But they might be too
embarrassed because they know that YOU KNOW that they spend lots of time at home watching your movies,
rubbing their reproductive organs in a rapid up and
down motion to the point where their DNA spills all
over the place and makes a mess. Can you offer them
reassurance that you are NOT disgusted or creeped out
by this but that you are in fact HONORED, and will NOT avoid making eye contact with them at shows? Do you think a man blowing his load while looking at you is the most sincere form of praise and expression of affection they can offer you? Or do you prefer Poems, Flowers, Candy, Puppies, Goldfish, and/or Balloon Bouquets?
Missy: I like to know how perverted they are the more the better ... I have got some really fun ideas off my email ... also I do like gifts as would an normal girl ... they can be sent to JM Productions but my email is
missymonroexxx@yahoo.comb) If a fan approached you at a show with a picture of you that was OBVIOUSLY encrusted with several dried jizz loads that he had launched in your honor, would you still sign the picture, or would you call security and have his ass thrown out?
Missy: I might not touch the picture but I would try to sign it ... it would probably look like a 2 year old wrote on it!
***Bonus "Stick it up Da Burglar's Ass Question***:
What would you like to Ask Da Burglar? Anything goes....I have to answer honestly.
Missy: What would be your perfect scene for me? If you could have any budget and put me in a movie what would you like for me to do? Wear? Role play?
Da Burglar: That's easy...it is kinda gross but also very timely since we both just recovered from kidney stones. I would want you to dress up as a Registered Nurse working in Urology...I come in complaining a kidney stone is stuck in my dick, and you, rather than put me in the Hospital and make me have surgery, are very compassionate and try to SUCK the kidney stone right out of me. Needless to say, the stone is NOT the only thing that comes out of my dick....in fact the scene ends with you so happy and impressed that you book me for 12 follow up appointments over the next month to make sure you "got it all"....How's that?
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