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#167873 - 05/18/06 03:32 AM
XPT recruitment drive
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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as i mentioned in another thread, i'm getting sick of the lack of girls on XPT and, save a select group of posters, the overabundance of uninteresting guys. so i've divised a method to get more girls to post here: slander. think back through XPT history- it worked with jenna and more recently with Burg's Riley Shy thread (Riley Shy: "He's also a dual certified personal trainer at 24 hr fitness, who sold his car so that I could move to LA to make movies for you unforgiving assholes"). there might only be 1 or 2 days of interaction, but when the girls sign up to defend themselves it generally produces humerous threads. is there anyway to get more female posters without XPT selling out to become an ADT style circle jerk where the stupid and pathetic are allowed to prosper and discussions of penile girth are encouraged?
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#167874 - 05/18/06 04:01 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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What ladies need is INCENTIVE. If you want to market to women, you have to speak their language, so I suggest that XPT join forces with MAC Cosmetics and offer 10% coupons on all MAC products each time a new girl registers and has made at least 5 posts.
In a perfect world, Smut purveyors and MAC could cross-sell.
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#167875 - 05/18/06 04:41 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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What ladies need is INCENTIVE. If you want to market to women, you have to speak their language, so I suggest that XPT join forces with MAC Cosmetics and offer 10% coupons on all MAC products each time a new girl registers and has made at least 5 posts.
It's what got me n' luke posting.
Thanks Jeff!
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#167877 - 05/18/06 05:48 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/14/04
Posts: 62
Loc: porn valley
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Offer them banners/links that expire if they stop posting regularly. The girls can be voted on by fans and whoever is the favorite gets the best banners/links
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#167878 - 05/18/06 06:08 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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JM needs a host of computers, in their offices, with automatic meth dispensers on the sides. Whenever a whore makes 6 posts, she gets a hit. I tell you that Jeff and Tony would have to hold back the flood of whores at gunpoint.
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#167879 - 05/18/06 07:29 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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1. Nicole Brazzelle 2. Kami Andrews 3. Catalina
4. Melissa Lauren 5. Mandy Taylor
Eddie, I'm interesting in knowing what you think will happen when/if they all start showing up? Look at my current signature, which is obviously somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Will they get that? Or will they get defensive and touchy about an affront to their "porn persona?"
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#167880 - 05/18/06 01:37 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I typed out a many worded answer to Eddies question, but it just wasn't quite right. As I see it, any industry girl who might find this place an agreeable diversion must have (1)High intelligence, and (2)rhinoceros-thick skin. There just aren't that many who fit the bill. Gia's response, albeit glib, might actually be the concept that could work, though I don't see MAC taking that leap. Maybe there's another makeup company with ties to a certain glam regular in here that would jump.
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#167883 - 05/18/06 04:12 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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I like the girls we got posting now and will take quality over quanity.
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#167884 - 05/18/06 04:22 PM
Re: Why whores leave XPT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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This little video brings to mind a subtly disturbing melange of Alex Divine's scene in "Donkey Punch," and her barfing on Mandy Taylor on extremealex.com.
With a hint of Cheyenne Silver thrown in for the heck of it.
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#167885 - 05/18/06 04:24 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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When the girls come here they just need a "heads up" about how things run. They are probably used to the other place and the fanboy coddling that is customary there. Once they understand not to take anything seriously and just trade barbs with everyone all should be OK.
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#167886 - 05/18/06 04:38 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/17/04
Posts: 212
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#167887 - 05/18/06 06:36 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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Eddie, I'm interesting in knowing what you think will happen when/if they all start showing up? Look at my current signature, which is obviously somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Will they get that? Or will they get defensive and touchy about an affront to their "porn persona?"
good question willie. obviously, their career choice is a key component of who they are, and XPT doesn't allow them to rationalise it away or compartmentalise it as easily as other places. any negative comment made on here about porn is a direct attack on their self-worth. if they are happy with who they are and what they do, it won't hurt them (much), but if deep down they have issues with their life choices, then they may not cope too well with it.
regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.
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#167890 - 05/18/06 11:08 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.
Guapo's comment was totally stupid. Not funny, unless you dig whiggers.... XPT doesn't have to be cruel to retain it's edge.
I'm Guapo's number one fan, and yeah that was weak, as well as a great example why i don't go out of my wayto get chix to post here..then i look like an asshole when they actually do and start getting randomly capped on.
as a matter of fact i think i may have actually told mia about the board...inside 5 posts she was already over it.
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#167891 - 05/19/06 05:40 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.
Guapo's comment was totally stupid. Not funny, unless you dig whiggers.... XPT doesn't have to be cruel to retain it's edge.
Monstar,Guapo's number one fan, and yeah that was weak, as well as a great example why i don't go out of my wayto get chix to post here..then i look like an asshole when they actually do and start getting randomly capped on.
as a matter of fact i think i may have actually told mia about the board...inside 5 posts she was already over it.
Guapo's number one fan. That actually saddens me, my brother... The point I was making is that slander isn't the way to get bitches to post on the board. That's just plain stupid, not it matters anyway, the XPT rep is beyond saving now.
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#167892 - 05/19/06 05:55 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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JM needs a host of computers, in their offices, with automatic meth dispensers on the sides. Whenever a whore makes 6 posts, she gets a hit. I tell you that Jeff and Tony would have to hold back the flood of whores at gunpoint.
I think it's settled then, my plan has the greatest chance of success. Bring on the whores!
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#167894 - 05/19/06 09:48 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.
Guapo's comment was totally stupid. Not funny, unless you dig whiggers.... XPT doesn't have to be cruel to retain it's edge.
There is a fine line between humorous sarcasm and its abusive sibling.
There are 2 problems:
1. You have to have the intelligence and positive self-image to understand and enjoy humorous sarcasm at your expense.
2. On this site there are some bitter people looking to take out their frustration on others in the guise of humor.
Regardless of intelligence, the "porn chick" has to decide between whether it is worth wasting her time responding to the slander/abuse OR generating her entertainment elsewhere (and it seems from here that this is often taking "meth").
Any "chick" who would enjoy posting here must possess a sharp brain capable of verbal sparing. AND especially, based upon Da Burglar's interview of Gen, for example, if she prefers intelligent conversation, she thus would be turned on by the repartee and have enough talent to hit back HARD.
It seems from the far outside, that more "stars" are closer in intelligence to TT like say "Cali Marie & Cherish" than to Gen, Gia, Sierra, et. al.
Many of the others chick might be in this for the money and/or the "trappings" of "porn stardom". Thus, they might actually prefer the gushing idol-worship of porn and poster buying "fanboys" over sarcasm.
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#167895 - 05/19/06 01:29 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.
Guapo's comment was totally stupid. Not funny, unless you dig whiggers.... XPT doesn't have to be cruel to retain it's edge.
I'm Guapo's number one fan, and yeah that was weak, as well as a great example why i don't go out of my wayto get chix to post here..then i look like an asshole when they actually do and start getting randomly capped on.
as a matter of fact i think i may have actually told mia about the board...inside 5 posts she was already over it.
monstar, can you just begin to impersonate the girls you do pr for? look at "ashley blue"- it doesn't matter if they're real posters or not, the illusion still works.
either way, looks like i'm the only one who thinks guapo's comment was funny.
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#167896 - 05/19/06 05:02 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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There are 2 problems:
1. You have to have the intelligence and positive self-image to understand and enjoy humorous sarcasm at your expense.
2. On this site there are some bitter people looking to take out their frustration on others in the guise of humor.
One issue is that while both these things are prevalent at XPT, there is much less intelligent sarcasm than there is frustrated hatred disquised as humor. Don't get me wrong, I can laugh at either.
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#167897 - 05/20/06 05:00 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
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regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.
Guapo's comment was totally stupid. Not funny, unless you dig whiggers.... XPT doesn't have to be cruel to retain it's edge.
I'm Guapo's number one fan, and yeah that was weak, as well as a great example why i don't go out of my wayto get chix to post here..then i look like an asshole when they actually do and start getting randomly capped on.
as a matter of fact i think i may have actually told mia about the board...inside 5 posts she was already over it.
I can enjoy a good crude laugh as much as any other person. By direct put downs? If you want girl to post and continue, bashing their self esteem should be on the top of the list labled "things to try and avoid no matter how much you wanna say it" Intelligence would be a good thing to to acquire before posting here. "good call to whomever posted that" And thick skin.... Well... Thick skin can only be so thick. Everyone knows that.
Other than that, let the sex continue.
Monstar, Smut, Thank you. " I can't find the blowjob smiley, so we will have to make one" ; )
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#167898 - 05/20/06 05:31 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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monstar, can you just begin to impersonate the girls you do pr for? look at "ashley blue"- it doesn't matter if they're real posters or not, the illusion still works.
shiiiiit...if i did that and started posting in Eva mode, totally playing up the insane factor, she would be easliy elevated to the most talked about chick in porn. I would just get all Cesar Romero circa batman. werd.
but she only pays me per Press Release, so what can ya do.
I wouldn't do that tho...someone kinda insinuated that i did that for one girl and it got me riled up...
I have told taryn to post in here, but trying to pry her away from myspace is like pulling teeth. she rather enjoys msg-ing douche bags doods whose profile pic is them without a shirt on.
I try to explain to her that that is gayer than my mac make-up could ever make me look, but she ain't buyin it.
i usually end up getting booted out.
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#167899 - 05/20/06 02:16 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Monstar, Smut, Thank you. " I can't find the blowjob smiley, so we will have to make one" ; )
Take your pick:
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#167900 - 05/20/06 05:47 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
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Monstar, Smut, Thank you. " I can't find the blowjob smiley, so we will have to make one" ; )
Take your pick: [image]http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/blow_2.gif[/image] I will take door number 1. [image]http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/04_2.gif[/image] [image]http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/Xsmileys/smiley_abyh.gif[/image]
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#167901 - 05/20/06 10:15 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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why is it that everyone can be insulted on xpt except female talent? look at knox, look at brandon, they keep getting fucked up, yet they keep coming back. da burg/willie d were massively dissed for a period, they came back. padova has been insulted more than anyone, she's still here.
look, i'm all for happiness in life, so if reading/posting on xpt is not enjoyable, stop reading/posting. despite starting this thread, i can see that there'll never be many girls here, and i'm okay with that.
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#167904 - 05/21/06 09:09 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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I didn't get the Guapo joke either, but I did notice Mia edited her post(did she edit after the comment?). Personally from the way the thread reads now(after edit) I don't see why she got so wound up. I didn't get it, but yet it wasn't terrible either. I've seen far worse on this board.
Someone does need to explain the chicklets that post here if they want our respect they have to earn it with solid takes. That's all. I don't think it's too much to ask for people to contribute rather than just sit back and let the fanboys drool all over themselves.
As far as the intelligence issue of this board, I would say on average it is way higher than ADT.
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#167906 - 05/21/06 12:05 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
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Is this forum REALLY about generating more DVD sales? I actually found this place when someone said "You should see some of the shit people talk there!!!"
I came here to watch the car crashes and maybe throw a few tacks on the road too. I have my own limits to what I'll say and what I'll put up with but this forum appeals to whatever gene makes humans watch stuff like 'The Jerry Springer Show'.
As long as it's like that a lot of people will stay the hell away from it.
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#167907 - 05/21/06 12:15 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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well said. Quote:
Is this forum REALLY about generating more DVD sales? I actually found this place when someone said "You should see some of the shit people talk there!!!"
I came here to watch the car crashes and maybe throw a few tacks on the road too. I have my own limits to what I'll say and what I'll put up with but this forum appeals to whatever gene makes humans watch stuff like 'The Jerry Springer Show'.
As long as it's like that a lot of people will stay the hell away from it.
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#167910 - 05/22/06 12:31 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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In my oft maligned opinion, there's a catch-22 at work here. Namely, the pornsluts most likely to post here with any degree of regularity, are those with a lot of time on their hands (ie. not working). In other words, exactly the same meatsacks XPTers take so much delight in pigsticking for being washed up has-beens. It's one thing to ask someone to have a sense of humor or a thick skin. But who the fuck wants to stick around for endless abuse? I, for one, hope Cassandra's time-out is over soon. That little bitch got two big brass ones on her Bat Mitzvah.
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#167911 - 05/22/06 06:26 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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... the pornsluts most likely to post here with any degree of regularity, are those with a lot of time on their hands (ie. not working). In other words, exactly the same meatsacks XPTers take so much delight in pigsticking for being washed up has-beens.
Sierra Sinn, Hailey Young, Gen Padova and Gia Jordan are "washed up has beens"??
Please cite your examples of frequent XPT posters who number among members of the "has been pornslut" set.
I'm very, very new here, but I can't say that I have seen any "has beens" posting with great regularity.
And, those taking the most abuse as "has beens" seem to be "porn sluts" who have chosen what seem to be the dead end off ramps of porn, e.g. "meth" as a religion, "bounced checks" as a lifestyle.
I must have missed the incessant postings of such recent abuse recipients as Cytherea or twins Cherish/Cali Marie, off ramp examples, respectively.
I await correction.
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#167912 - 05/22/06 11:13 AM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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... the pornsluts most likely to post here with any degree of regularity, are those with a lot of time on their hands (ie. not working). In other words, exactly the same meatsacks XPTers take so much delight in pigsticking for being washed up has-beens.
Sierra Sinn, Hailey Young, Gen Padova and Gia Jordan are "washed up has beens"??
Please cite your examples of frequent XPT posters who number among members of the "has been pornslut" set.
I'm very, very new here, but I can't say that I have seen any "has beens" posting with great regularity.
And, those taking the most abuse as "has beens" seem to be "porn sluts" who have chosen what seem to be the dead end off ramps of porn, e.g. "meth" as a religion, "bounced checks" as a lifestyle.
I must have missed the incessant postings of such recent abuse recipients as Cytherea or twins Cherish/Cali Marie, off ramp examples, respectively.
I await correction.
I find your outrage and indignation charming.
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#167914 - 05/22/06 08:16 PM
Re: XPT recruitment drive
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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you know that first piss of the morning, when it's 8 hours of waste buildup... how someone could drink piss is beyond me
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#167916 - 05/22/06 08:47 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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well, whatever makes you happy gen
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#167920 - 05/22/10 07:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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mORE wHORES.. No really though, you guys suck. I like Tia and Cam. That skinny rose Chick is pretty much a superstar if you ask me...Kinda like Gia her being pissed at me was . (That didn't help my arguement did it?) She is still amazing. More whore.... Done with the dumb.
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#167921 - 05/22/10 11:53 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Amen brother, I'd be in my right mind if Redgoat and Daravalon were stapled together and sent over the falls, like "paddle to the sea" style, only they were never found. I'm going world traveling for a couple of weeks, folks, and shit like this better be cleaned up if you all want my awesome pics. 'Cause you know I brings the pics!
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