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What ladies need is INCENTIVE. If you want to market to women, you have to speak their language, so I suggest that XPT join forces with MAC Cosmetics and offer 10% coupons on all MAC products each time a new girl registers and has made at least 5 posts.

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It's what got me n' luke posting.


Thanks Jeff!

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1. Nicole Brazzelle
2. Kami Andrews
3. Catalina

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I typed out a many worded answer to Eddies question, but it just wasn't quite right. As I see it, any industry girl who might find this place an agreeable diversion must have (1)High intelligence, and (2)rhinoceros-thick skin. There just aren't that many who fit the bill. Gia's response, albeit glib, might actually be the concept that could work, though I don't see MAC taking that leap. Maybe there's another makeup company with ties to a certain glam regular in here that would jump.

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This little video brings to mind a subtly disturbing melange of Alex Divine's scene in "Donkey Punch," and her barfing on Mandy Taylor on extremealex.com.


With a hint of Cheyenne Silver thrown in for the heck of it.

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Eddie, I'm interesting in knowing what you think will happen when/if they all start showing up? Look at my current signature, which is obviously somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Will they get that? Or will they get defensive and touchy about an affront to their "porn persona?"

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JM needs a host of computers, in their offices, with automatic meth dispensers on the sides. Whenever a whore makes 6 posts, she gets a hit. I tell you that Jeff and Tony would have to hold back the flood of whores at gunpoint.

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regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.

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regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.

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Guapo's comment was totally stupid. Not funny, unless you dig whiggers.... XPT doesn't have to be cruel to retain it's edge.

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I'm Guapo's number one fan, and yeah that was weak, as well as a great example why i don't go out of my wayto get chix to post here..then i look like an asshole when they actually do and start getting randomly capped on.

as a matter of fact i think i may have actually told mia about the board...inside 5 posts she was already over it.

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regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.

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Guapo's comment was totally stupid. Not funny, unless you dig whiggers.... XPT doesn't have to be cruel to retain it's edge.

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Monstar,Guapo's number one fan, and yeah that was weak, as well as a great example why i don't go out of my wayto get chix to post here..then i look like an asshole when they actually do and start getting randomly capped on.

as a matter of fact i think i may have actually told mia about the board...inside 5 posts she was already over it.

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Guapo's number one fan. That actually saddens me, my brother... The point I was making is that slander isn't the way to get bitches to post on the board. That's just plain stupid, not it matters anyway, the XPT rep is beyond saving now.

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JM needs a host of computers, in their offices, with automatic meth dispensers on the sides. Whenever a whore makes 6 posts, she gets a hit. I tell you that Jeff and Tony would have to hold back the flood of whores at gunpoint.

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I think it's settled then, my plan has the greatest chance of success. Bring on the whores!

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regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.

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Guapo's comment was totally stupid. Not funny, unless you dig whiggers.... XPT doesn't have to be cruel to retain it's edge.

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regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.

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Guapo's comment was totally stupid. Not funny, unless you dig whiggers.... XPT doesn't have to be cruel to retain it's edge.

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I'm Guapo's number one fan, and yeah that was weak, as well as a great example why i don't go out of my wayto get chix to post here..then i look like an asshole when they actually do and start getting randomly capped on.

as a matter of fact i think i may have actually told mia about the board...inside 5 posts she was already over it.

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There are 2 problems:

1. You have to have the intelligence and positive self-image to understand and enjoy humorous sarcasm at your expense.

2. On this site there are some bitter people looking to take out their frustration on others in the guise of humor.

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One issue is that while both these things are prevalent at XPT, there is much less intelligent sarcasm than there is frustrated hatred disquised as humor. Don't get me wrong, I can laugh at either.

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regardless, xpt is a cruel place, so you have to have a thick skin to hang around. check Guapo's question to Mia Rose here : "Mia you ever dress up as jay leno for halloween?" That shit is fucking funny, but i can definitely see why the chicks stay away, or don't last long.

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Guapo's comment was totally stupid. Not funny, unless you dig whiggers.... XPT doesn't have to be cruel to retain it's edge.

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I'm Guapo's number one fan, and yeah that was weak, as well as a great example why i don't go out of my wayto get chix to post here..then i look like an asshole when they actually do and start getting randomly capped on.

as a matter of fact i think i may have actually told mia about the board...inside 5 posts she was already over it.

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I can enjoy a good crude laugh as much as any other person. By direct put downs? If you want girl to post and continue, bashing their self esteem should be on the top of the list labled "things to try and avoid no matter how much you wanna say it"
Intelligence would be a good thing to to acquire before posting here. "good call to whomever posted that" And thick skin.... Well... Thick skin can only be so thick. Everyone knows that.

Other than that, let the sex continue.

Monstar, Smut, Thank you. " I can't find the blowjob smiley, so we will have to make one" ; )

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monstar, can you just begin to impersonate the girls you do pr for? look at "ashley blue"- it doesn't matter if they're real posters or not, the illusion still works.

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shiiiiit...if i did that and started posting in Eva mode, totally playing up the insane factor, she would be easliy elevated to the most talked about chick in porn. I would just get all Cesar Romero circa batman. werd.

but she only pays me per Press Release, so what can ya do.

I wouldn't do that tho...someone kinda insinuated that i did that for one girl and it got me riled up...

I have told taryn to post in here, but trying to pry her away from myspace is like pulling teeth. she rather enjoys msg-ing douche bags doods whose profile pic is them without a shirt on.

I try to explain to her that that is gayer than my mac make-up could ever make me look, but she ain't buyin it.

i usually end up getting booted out.

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Monstar, Smut, Thank you. " I can't find the blowjob smiley, so we will have to make one" ; )

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Monstar, Smut, Thank you. " I can't find the blowjob smiley, so we will have to make one" ; )

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Take your pick:
[image]http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/blow_2.gif[/image] I will take door number 1. [image]http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/04_2.gif[/image] [image]http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/Xsmileys/smiley_abyh.gif[/image]

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Is this forum REALLY about generating more DVD sales? I actually found this place when someone said "You should see some of the shit people talk there!!!"

I came here to watch the car crashes and maybe throw a few tacks on the road too. I have my own limits to what I'll say and what I'll put up with but this forum appeals to whatever gene makes humans watch stuff like 'The Jerry Springer Show'.

As long as it's like that a lot of people will stay the hell away from it.

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Is this forum REALLY about generating more DVD sales? I actually found this place when someone said "You should see some of the shit people talk there!!!"

I came here to watch the car crashes and maybe throw a few tacks on the road too. I have my own limits to what I'll say and what I'll put up with but this forum appeals to whatever gene makes humans watch stuff like 'The Jerry Springer Show'.

As long as it's like that a lot of people will stay the hell away from it.

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Thanks, but it's not like I said it was a GOOD thing.

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... the pornsluts most likely to post here with any degree of regularity, are those with a lot of time on their hands (ie. not working). In other words, exactly the same meatsacks XPTers take so much delight in pigsticking for being washed up has-beens.

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Sierra Sinn, Hailey Young, Gen Padova and Gia Jordan are "washed up has beens"??


Please cite your examples of frequent XPT posters who number among members of the "has been pornslut" set.

I'm very, very new here, but I can't say that I have seen any "has beens" posting with great regularity.

And, those taking the most abuse as "has beens" seem to be "porn sluts" who have chosen what seem to be the dead end off ramps of porn, e.g. "meth" as a religion, "bounced checks" as a lifestyle.

I must have missed the incessant postings of such recent abuse recipients as Cytherea or twins Cherish/Cali Marie, off ramp examples, respectively.

I await correction.

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... the pornsluts most likely to post here with any degree of regularity, are those with a lot of time on their hands (ie. not working). In other words, exactly the same meatsacks XPTers take so much delight in pigsticking for being washed up has-beens.

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Sierra Sinn, Hailey Young, Gen Padova and Gia Jordan are "washed up has beens"??


Please cite your examples of frequent XPT posters who number among members of the "has been pornslut" set.

I'm very, very new here, but I can't say that I have seen any "has beens" posting with great regularity.

And, those taking the most abuse as "has beens" seem to be "porn sluts" who have chosen what seem to be the dead end off ramps of porn, e.g. "meth" as a religion, "bounced checks" as a lifestyle.

I must have missed the incessant postings of such recent abuse recipients as Cytherea or twins Cherish/Cali Marie, off ramp examples, respectively.

I await correction.

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I find your outrage and indignation charming.

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Inaccurate on Gen, obviously.
Charming, always.

But "outrage" is far, far too strong. Outrage merits one of those "red" graemlins. Just like the little yellow guy, a strong frown worn here.

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You're right... I'm a has been. The other girls aren't but I am.

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... how someone could drink piss is beyond me

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A Hadith of Islam [A report of the sayings or actions of the prophet Muhammad]:

Narrated by Abu Qilaba:

Anas said, "Some people of 'Ukl or 'Uraina tribe came to Medina and its climate did not suit them. So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of camels and to drink their milk and urine [as a medicinal cure]. So, they went as directed, and after they became healthy, they killed the shepherd of the Prophet and drove away all the camels."