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#165031 - 05/04/06 04:46 PM TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.E
Monstar Offline
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TARYN THOMAS Ascends on Genesis 'Hot' List, Achieves F.A.M.E!


(Hollywood, Ca) Porn super starlet, Taryn Thomas, is recognized for bringing her 'A' game to Adult Entertainment!

The Italian beauty started the week by making a stunning debut on Genesis Magazine's Hot 100 Pornstars list, appearing in the number 19 spot, the highest ranking for a girl in her first year of porn!

"Wow! That is so cool! My Idol, Belladonna, is number 17. For anyone to even consider me to being close to her level, like that, is very over whelming." Thomas said when noted of her stellar placement.

Following the Genesis announcement, the F.A.M.E Awards finalist were made known. Taryn not only secured the two categories she was initially nominated in, Rookie Starlet of the Year & Favorite Anal Starlet, but astonishingly acquired a third as well, for the "The Perfect SlutThe Dirtiest Girl in Porn" category!

The nomination for Favorite Rookie Starlet in the Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment was striking as Taryn has been nominated in a version of this category by the XRCO, AVN, CAVR & RogReviews.com Awards. Thomas not only captured the RogReviews.com Award for Fan Fave - Best Newbie but also won the Fan Fave - Best Female Performer as well!

Taryn excitedly comments "I'm so appreciative of the fans taking notice of me! It's the fans that won me the Rog Awards, and who I connect with. I'm the girl next door, I just happen to do a lot of nasty stuff in movies!"

Having already gained some acknowledgment for her prominent turn in the highly regarded "Vault of Whores" from Evil Angel, Taryn is now aiming to take her HardCore style into the XXX feature world, where she will also be able to utilize her acting skills.

Taryn Thomas, a lightning bolt of sexuality, Unleashed! For your viewing pleasure!

For more on Taryn, please visit www.TarynThomas.com and www.MySpace.com/TarynThomas.

To Interview Taryn for your Website or Publication
Please contact Alexander 'Monstar' Raymond
Monstar@ContactPornStars.com


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#165032 - 05/05/06 12:50 AM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.E
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
I've not seen any of Taryn's movies, but I voted for her in the second round of F.A.M.E., just because I didn't want to see Monstar go hungry!

But joking aside, keep on pimpin' ....I hope all your efforts come to fruition and she gets at least one of the awards she's up for.

Speaking of which, M*, you might want to consider offering your services to Naomi...how did she not make it into the final for 'Best Butt'?

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#165033 - 05/05/06 12:52 AM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
jamesn Offline
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ok, monstar, i love you but i think like a bastard.forgive my ignorance of the business, i don't work in it.

i'm curious exactly how a taryn benefits from PR and awards at this point. i assume her rates are pretty much set, she's got an agent and at this point it's perhaps unreasonable to expect her to be contracted. given her "sabbaticals" from the industry it seems that even if you could get her work seven days a week, it's unlikely she considers 6 shoots a week desirable at this point.

my point isn't to shit on you, it's just after x-years, what's the point?
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#165034 - 05/05/06 12:58 AM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Sometimes girlies just wanna be famous. Instead of going mainstream hollywood, they go this way? Or dont wanna deal with the PR themselves. But hey, if Taryn is willing to fork up the doh to monSTAR then WOOT WOOT score for Monstar.

Does the money Taryn give you go to toilet paper, shampoo and glitter? hehe

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#165035 - 05/05/06 02:03 AM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

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Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
I think, to an extent, gen kinda hit it on the head. about fame. Taryn does want to win awards, to get noticed for what she does, by people she works alongside with..

...and i do think what you ask is a valid question.

I don't think the P.R. will help her anymore in terms of her working in front of a camera, but she just started feature dancing, getting her name out there, and on magazine covers, interviews with sources outside of the industry, will hopefully help her come up on more loot.

The more name recognition she has, the more options she will have which don't involve anal action..as we both know a girls time is limited as fuck...I'd like for her to make some scratch off her website, the dancing, hosting clubs, get some more pull so she can better call her own shots in the business.

...and that's kinda the work i face...in contrast to say Stormy, who is the Big Breasted Hot Blonde, she sells herself..Taryn on the other hand is really the girl next door. when she is home, she's on her myspace, listening to her music, trying to figure out photoshop... but then again that is her appeal. ...aside from the anal thing.
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#165036 - 05/05/06 02:06 AM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
Monstar Offline
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Quote:

Does the money Taryn give you go to toilet paper, shampoo and glitter? hehe




Stormy laid it out the other day "I keep you fed, Taryn keeps a roof over your head."

Quote:

I've not seen any of Taryn's movies, but I voted for her in the second round of F.A.M.E., just because I didn't want to see Monstar go hungry!

But joking aside, keep on pimpin' ....I hope all your efforts come to fruition and she gets at least one of the awards she's up for.




I hope so too...

in the Rookie Starlet of the Year she's up against:
Alektra Blue
Austyn Moore
Brandy Talore
Jenna Presley
Julia Bond
McKenzie Lee
Taryn Thomas
The Love Twins

i'm actually suprised no courtney, hil scott, Jasmine or Sunny lane... so who knows how the voting may go..

In Favorite Anal Starlet:
Ashley Blue
Flower Tucci
Katsumi
Lanny Barby
Taryn Thomas
Taylor Rain
Teagan Presley
Tiffany Mynx

...a little more of the usual suspects, that one may be tough...

in The Perfect Slut… Dirtiest girl in porn:
Ariana Jollee
Audrey Hollander
Hillary Scott
Jasmine Byrne
Kelly Wells
Melissa Lauren
Sandra Romain
Taryn Thomas

wow...that is a one hell of a line-up.
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#165037 - 05/05/06 07:47 AM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Quote:



in the Rookie Starlet of the Year she's up against:
Alektra Blue
Austyn Moore
Brandy Talore
Jenna Presley
Julia Bond
McKenzie Lee
Taryn Thomas
The Love Twins

i'm actually suprised no courtney, hil scott, Jasmine or Sunny lane... so who knows how the voting may go..





Exactly. That list--the Love Twins?--says a hell of a lot about those "awards." How fucking hard is it to come up with a reasonable list of nominees to choose from??? Half of those girls, hot or not, don't deserve to be there.

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#165038 - 05/11/06 06:08 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
Jenna Presley Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/19/06
Posts: 76
I am stoked to be nominated. But man, Taryn...... Girl Im sure you got it in the bag, I am happy to even be placed in a category with you! GREAT job girl!!!
xoxo Jenna Presley

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#165039 - 05/12/06 12:37 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Just watched Gangbang Auditions 19. God, Taryn is fucking hot!




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#165040 - 05/12/06 12:59 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

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Loc: The Planet Houston
geezus. this chick is gunna get lung cancer. she is a damn chain smoker.

marlboro called her the other day and said "yo, it's all good, we got some loot, you can ease up now."

but she burns threw those fuckers...

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#165041 - 05/12/06 01:15 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
It's the food of super models is it not?

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#165042 - 05/12/06 01:17 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
kneegrow Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/01/06
Posts: 127
Loc: Canada
Taryn reminds me of a man. I really do not like her. She's not quite on the level of Ashley Blue... but still, fuck Taryn and her pizza party.

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#165043 - 05/12/06 01:33 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

Taryn reminds me of a man. I really do not like her. She's not quite on the level of Ashley Blue





Taryn is young, thin and beautiful and she throws a pretty good fuck.

Ashley is... well, you know. I do like that Ash is a pervert, but her diva attitude just kills it everytime.

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#165044 - 05/12/06 01:57 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Taryn reminds me of a man. I really do not like her. She's not quite on the level of Ashley Blue... but still, fuck Taryn and her pizza party.





No, fuck you. I saved a couple of pepperoni slices for you and this is the fucking thanks i get???

next time we are going to Chuck E. Cheese and you are sooooo not invited.
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#165045 - 05/12/06 02:01 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

Taryn reminds me of a man.




Monstar, I didn't understand it either.

Man, Taryn is so far from a man, it's not funny. If I was in a club and a bitch as hot as Taryn even shot me a glance, I'd probably unload in my pants



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#165046 - 05/12/06 02:17 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Taryn is stupid hot! No accounting for taste, but damn thats an early sign of glaucoma kneegrow.
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#165047 - 05/12/06 02:40 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
I have to say, I've heard the same sorts of things from other guys. HOWEVER, Taryn is definitely hot in person. Much smaller and cuter than she appears in just about any of the pics I've seen of her.

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#165048 - 05/12/06 03:32 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

No, fuck you. I saved a couple of pepperoni slices for you and this is the fucking thanks i get???

next time we are going to Chuck E. Cheese and you are sooooo not invited.



Why not take her to Hooters?

Chuck E. Sleaze is gross, but those places print money, so if you ever get a chance to buy into one...do it.

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#165049 - 05/12/06 04:53 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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Quote:

Why not take her to Hooters?




I just asked her...I thought she would say "FUCK NO" because she used to work there, but she said:

"possibly...for the cheese fries"
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#165050 - 05/13/06 11:15 AM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
kneegrow Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/01/06
Posts: 127
Loc: Canada
No, actually fuck you, Monstar. You androgynous abomination!

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#165051 - 05/13/06 11:57 AM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

No, actually fuck you, Monstar. You androgynous abomination!




Do you often enjoy fucking androgynous abominations jamie? why doesn't that surprise me? If your dick won't get hard for Taryn you might as well just .

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#165052 - 05/13/06 12:33 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

Quote:

No, actually fuck you, Monstar. You androgynous abomination!




Do you often enjoy fucking androgynous abominations jamie? why doesn't that surprise me? If your dick won't get hard for Taryn you might as well just .





Yeah Jamie (that your name?) wuz your problem -- Taryn's shit is tizite.

Have2cit -- uhm, at least he doesn't go whacky over Ryan Knox. See every post Have2cit has made in the last three months.

Glad to see you're moving on to other boys... God, dude,, ease up on the gay. You spend all your time talking about other guys -- it's fucking scary.

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#165053 - 05/13/06 01:42 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

No, actually fuck you, Monstar. You androgynous abomination!




Do you often enjoy fucking androgynous abominations jamie? why doesn't that surprise me? If your dick won't get hard for Taryn you might as well just .





Yeah Jamie (that your name?) wuz your problem -- Taryn's shit is tizite.

Have2cit -- uhm, at least he doesn't go whacky over Ryan Knox. See every post Have2cit has made in the last three months.

Glad to see you're moving on to other boys... God, dude,, ease up on the gay. You spend all your time talking about other guys -- it's fucking scary.




My only hope is that you to will move on very soon

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#165054 - 05/13/06 02:11 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

No, actually fuck you, Monstar. You androgynous abomination!




Do you often enjoy fucking androgynous abominations jamie? why doesn't that surprise me? If your dick won't get hard for Taryn you might as well just .





Yeah Jamie (that your name?) wuz your problem -- Taryn's shit is tizite.

Have2cit -- uhm, at least he doesn't go whacky over Ryan Knox. See every post Have2cit has made in the last three months.

Glad to see you're moving on to other boys... God, dude,, ease up on the gay. You spend all your time talking about other guys -- it's fucking scary.




My only hope is that you to will move on very soon





Cit, that's all you got?

You used to be the Bob Probert of message board scraps, now it seems like you're shooting for a Lady Bing.

Where's the, 'you're gay'? Or the, 'I'm raping your colon'? I thought my ass would be 'bleeding'. I'm getting nothing.

Have2cit, come back when you feel better. I think the whole Ryan Knox love-in really wore you down.

The tranny in my avatar wants to know what's wrong too.

Cit, I'm worried.

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#165055 - 05/13/06 02:26 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Cit, that's all you got?

You used to be the Bob Probert of message board scraps, now it seems like you're shooting for a Lady Bing.

Where's the, 'you're gay'? Or the, 'I'm raping your colon'? I thought my ass would be 'bleeding'. I'm getting nothing.

Have2cit, come back when you feel better. I think the whole Ryan Knox love-in really wore you down.

The tranny in my avatar wants to know what's wrong too.

Cit, I'm worried.




Oh, you are already back from writing the reviews no one reads? See I'm not gay so I don't wish to actually stick my penis into you. Ryan is dead and buried too bad you're not, that's really the only thing that will make me feel better Euro-douche wannabe.

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#165056 - 05/13/06 02:32 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

Quote:


Cit, that's all you got?

You used to be the Bob Probert of message board scraps, now it seems like you're shooting for a Lady Bing.

Where's the, 'you're gay'? Or the, 'I'm raping your colon'? I thought my ass would be 'bleeding'. I'm getting nothing.

Have2cit, come back when you feel better. I think the whole Ryan Knox love-in really wore you down.

The tranny in my avatar wants to know what's wrong too.

Cit, I'm worried.




Oh, you are already back from writing the reviews no one reads? See I'm not gay so I don't wish to actually stick my penis into you. Ryan is dead and buried too bad you're not, that's really the only thing that will make me feel better Euro-douche wannabe.






Actually, my review was quite well read. Thanks.

As for you sticking your penis into me, if you gotta do it, then just ram it the fuck in there! Make the sum bitch bleed. I want my colon to be getting stitched up tonight. Then I'll come back and you can do me again... the right way.

When you're done with me, would you also do the tranny in my avatar? She's been good lately.

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#165057 - 05/13/06 02:40 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
jamesn Offline
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
No, Ariana had chosen to be in this profession of her own will, but sometimes she wondered what her life would have been like if she had chosen a different path. Would she have more friends, be able to sustain normal relationships? Enjoy leaving her house more. She had lost her passion to live life. The fact that she owned the mind of a fifty-year-old man made it hard to have friends her own age.

Ariana had a boyfriend, an older guy in his early thirties. He was an adult film actor too, but they didn't have sex. The relationships was mentally monogamous, but they had sex with many other people. Lately he had been getting on her nerves though. He was too negative, too jaded. He had been in the business too long. ...She didn't even want sex anymore. It was rare when she had sex off the job...

...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth.
...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth. ...Ariana lay on the bed in a fetal position with her thumb in her mouth.
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#165058 - 05/13/06 02:42 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
JamesN... you're a PA right.

Uhm, go fetch me a coffee would you.

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#165059 - 05/13/06 02:43 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
yeah. will do sir.
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#165060 - 05/13/06 02:44 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
should i get one for gay joey ray too?
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#165061 - 05/13/06 02:44 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
In the immortal words of Brandon Iron in Slap Happy.

"Good toilet!"

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#165062 - 05/13/06 02:45 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

should i get one for gay joey ray too?




Hey, Dale and Joey were just friends dammit!

Just friends!

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#165063 - 05/13/06 02:45 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:



Actually, my review was quite well read. Thanks.

As for you sticking your penis into me, if you gotta do it, then just ram it the fuck in there! Make the sum bitch bleed. I want my colon to be getting stitched up tonight. Then I'll come back and you can do me again... the right way.

When you're done with me, would you also do the tranny in my avatar? She's been good lately.




I'm sure it's as well read as a pris post.

Why do I have to be the one to sexually gratify you? Doesn't Canada have enough male prostitutes for you?

Is chickenmaster the only intelligent human being in Canada? What is there 50,000 people there, surely they could find at least one more who doesn't suck the sweat from a moose scrotum.

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#165064 - 05/13/06 02:46 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
tony twist would defeat a dirty bomb. last of the great canadians.
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#165065 - 05/13/06 02:47 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.


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#165066 - 05/13/06 02:50 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.






and when you talk dirty you sound brazilian

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#165067 - 05/13/06 02:50 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

tony twist would defeat a dirty bomb. last of the great canadians.




Dirty fighter, Twist was. He played for Quebec too.

Me no likey.

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#165068 - 05/13/06 02:53 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

Quote:

When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.






That comment was Smartt, get it? Smartt.

and when you talk dirty you sound brazilian





Okay, I'll give that one to you. That was some funny shit!

I'm glad I was able to bring you outta your slump Cit. Now let's get to making my ass bleed.

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#165069 - 05/13/06 02:53 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'm not really a pa, although it's close to an accurate job-title. why don't you have a website?
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#165070 - 05/13/06 02:54 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ariana's mentally-ill, in an abusive relationship with joey ray, and addicted to methamphetamine. don't you feel awkward about beating off to her?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#165071 - 05/13/06 02:56 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.






That comment was Smartt, get it? Smartt.

and when you talk dirty you sound brazilian





Okay, I'll give that one to you. That was some funny shit!

I'm glad I was able to bring you outta your slump Cit. Now let's get to making my ass bleed.




I'm sure your ass bleeds completely on it's own without any external stimuli. You seem like a bleeder.

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#165072 - 05/13/06 02:56 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

i'm not really a pa, although it's close to an accurate job-title. why don't you have a website?




Very strange question... Website.

Huh?

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#165073 - 05/13/06 02:58 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
oh, i meant like rog/snowman/etc have their own sites for reviews.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

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#165074 - 05/13/06 02:58 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

ariana's mentally-ill, in an abusive relationship with joey ray, and addicted to methamphetamine. don't you feel awkward about beating off to her?




News flash, almost every porn girl can be diagnosed with one of those problems.

I like Ariana cuz she's a great performer.


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#165075 - 05/13/06 02:59 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

oh, i meant like rog/snowman/etc have their own sites for reviews.




Oh, it was a kinda diss.

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#165076 - 05/13/06 03:00 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
reviewerboy Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 311
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.






That comment was Smartt, get it? Smartt.

and when you talk dirty you sound brazilian





Okay, I'll give that one to you. That was some funny shit!

I'm glad I was able to bring you outta your slump Cit. Now let's get to making my ass bleed.




I'm sure your ass bleeds completely on it's own without any external stimuli. You seem like a bleeder.




Hot!

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#165077 - 05/13/06 03:01 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

When you talk dirty Have2Cit, it makes me all wet down there.






That comment was Smartt, get it? Smartt.

and when you talk dirty you sound brazilian





Okay, I'll give that one to you. That was some funny shit!

I'm glad I was able to bring you outta your slump Cit. Now let's get to making my ass bleed.




I'm sure your ass bleeds completely on it's own without any external stimuli. You seem like a bleeder.




Hot!




Not!

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#165078 - 05/13/06 03:09 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
hypothetically, would you use the condoms from a tranny-shoot with ariana as chewing gum?
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#165079 - 05/13/06 03:10 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
trick question!

she wouldn't use condoms with trannies!
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#165080 - 05/13/06 03:11 PM Re: TARYN THOMAS Makes Genesis 'Hot' List & F.A.M.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

hypothetically, would you use the condoms from a tranny-shoot with ariana as chewing gum?




I thought she did that already

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