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#16240 - 02/14/04 09:38 AM Hey! They added new titles for xxxpt members!!!
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'm now a registered sex offender!! Woo Hoo!!

number of posts:
0 newbie
15 crack baby
20 screaming queer
25 dumpster diver
30 Kid Vegas wannabe
45 ass pirate
55 degenerate
75 pervert
100 porn loving bastard
145 chronic masturbator
175 sociopathic miscreant
225 human garbage
275 socially dysfunctional degnerate
350 registered sex offender
500 whoremaster
600 demon spawn
700 prince of darkness
850 porn fuckin master
1000 porn jesus

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#16241 - 02/14/04 11:50 AM Re: Hey! They added new titles for xxxpt members!!!
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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#16242 - 02/14/04 12:18 PM Re: Hey! They added new titles for xxxpt members!!!
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#16243 - 02/14/04 12:49 PM Re: Hey! They added new titles for xxxpt members!!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
How many posts are needed to be a Please ban smartt member. Wait a second, can anyone else hear that?. Ohh no, i think they are coming again, yep here they come, the band of urinating monkeys seraching for a image of smartt.




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#16244 - 12/02/06 01:45 AM Re: Hey! They added new titles for xxxpt members!
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Digging through XPT's archive can be very enlightening. Just take a look at how the titles have evolved over the years:

02/14/04
Number of posts:
0 newbie
15 crack baby
20 screaming queer
25 dumpster diver
30 Kid Vegas wannabe
45 ass pirate
55 degenerate
75 pervert
100 porn loving bastard
145 chronic masturbator
175 sociopathic miscreant
225 human garbage
275 socially dysfunctional degnerate
350 registered sex offender
500 whoremaster
600 demon spawn
700 prince of darkness
850 porn fuckin master
1000 porn jesus

12/02/06
Number of posts:
0 ADT regular
25 Sportswami wannabe
100 Suitcase Pimp
160 KSEX DJ
320 Quasarman Wannabe
425 Kid Vegas Wannabe
600 Brandon Iron Alternate ID
750 alt.porn fag
900 Kurt Lockwood Wannabe
1100 Craigs List Hooker
1300 Sex Slave Trader
1500 Human Garbage
1700 Chronic Masturbator
2000 Pervert
2250 Registered Sex Offender
2500 Whoremaster
3000 Demon Spawn
3250 Porn Icon
3500 Porn Fucking Master
4000 Porn Jesus

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#16245 - 12/02/06 02:21 AM Re: Hey! They added new titles for xxxpt members!
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#16246 - 12/02/06 05:18 PM Re: Hey! They added new titles for xxxpt members!!!
RogueSpawn Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 309

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#16247 - 12/02/06 06:58 PM Re: Hey! They added new titles for xxxpt members!
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
What happened to ADT watch guy? We should keep the ones that refer to board lore, they're the best ones.
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#16248 - 12/02/06 09:31 PM Re: Hey! They added new titles for xxxpt members!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

What happened to ADT watch guy? We should keep the ones that refer to board lore, they're the best ones.




"Kurt Lockwood Wannabe" replaced "Kamis Meth Dealer." I think "Craigs List Hooker" replaced "ADT Watch Guy."

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#16249 - 12/03/06 08:05 PM Re: Hey! They added new titles for xxxpt members!
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:

What happened to ADT watch guy? We should keep the ones that refer to board lore, they're the best ones.




"Kurt Lockwood Wannabe" replaced "Kamis Meth Dealer." I think "Craigs List Hooker" replaced "ADT Watch Guy."




Still says Kami's meth dealer for me?!?!





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#16250 - 06/07/09 07:46 PM Re: Hey! They added new titles for xxxpt members!
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
So, what's the current deal? The FAQ lists:

0 ADT regular
20 Sportswami/AC Cream wannabe
30 Suitcase Pimp
50 Industry Parasite AKA Wankus
150 Quasarman Wannabe
425 Kid Vegas Wannabe
600 Brandon Iron Alternate ID
750 alt.porn fag
900 Kurt Lockwood sex partner
1100 Craigs List Hooker
1300 Sex Slave Trader
1500 Human Garbage
1700 Chronic Masturbator
2000 Pervert
2250 Registered Sex Offender
2500 Whoremaster
3000 Demon Spawn
3250 Porn Icon
3500 Porn Fucking Master
4000 Porn Jesus

But, that's obviously been changed. What's what?

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