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#161614 - 07/13/06 03:38 PM Re: LUNCH
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My friend Neel always includes nudity in the films he makes. His last film had about 100 plus girls doing unimaginable things to one another- he had told them that his film represented the current fall of society and boy did they fall for that old chestnut.

He brought back some shots today... not the dailies but stuff he didn't think he was going to use so we could oogle at the girls and man let me tell you, most of these girls had lovely mellons. He said most were foreign and ate healthy diets which ensured that their bosoms grew to mouthwatering sizes. I'm trying to connect the dots.. to see a good healthy meal resulting in cupfull tits ripe with milk (like Nelly Furtado).

I ate the rest of the salsa mix with the scoop chips, but I'm hungry again so I'am waiting for some pork chops. I'm not going out of the house until Saturday because I've decided to compose an album. Nothing fancy...
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#161615 - 07/13/06 03:41 PM Re: LUNCH
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HGey, assholoe. I am a great unwazshed. I'd cut you off in traffioc and kick you to derath nif I coiuld. None ofg my notions are qworthy odf art and proliferation., I want death for everyone. I want us all to doie, perso0n. Will you kill yourzself for me please in a time I think itr is appropiatyant? tTYHIS ap[lkace needsc toiward zsilence.
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#161616 - 07/13/06 09:11 PM Re: LUNCH
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HGey, assholoe. I am a great unwazshed. I'd cut you off in traffioc and kick you to derath nif I coiuld. None ofg my notions are qworthy odf art and proliferation., I want death for everyone. I want us all to doie, perso0n. Will you kill yourzself for me please in a time I think itr is appropiatyant? tTYHIS ap[lkace needsc toiward zsilence.





Babe, you've gotta stop letting your tears crying out for the lost souls of whores from dripping onto the keyboard. It's ruining your stilo. :bananacrepes:
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#161617 - 07/15/06 01:15 AM Re: LUNCH
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What happens when 2 dogs bite a 3rd dogs tail? Is it okay to set the 3rd dogs kennel on fire and destroy it?

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#161618 - 07/16/06 04:14 PM Re: LUNCH
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Skipped lunch to have a heavy dinner... is that called Dinunch? Linner? Lunchiner? Errr!

Making home-made chicken parmesan for early dinner.

Marinating chicken in olive oil, garlic, little cayenne pepper, rosemary, basil, ground oregano.

Home made bread crumbs crushed finely mixed with a butt load of parmesan cheese, basil, oregano, garlic powder.

Pounded the chicken thin and dipped chicken in all-purpose flour, then a couple beated eggs, back in flour, back in eggs and then bread crumbs.

Cooked the chicken for a minute on each side in pan or until just golden. Then laid into a glass dish full of home made sauce bottom and top.

Thick layer of moz. cheese on top and baked 15 min at 375.

Yummmmmmmm!! Hunger cramps suck!

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#161619 - 07/16/06 05:39 PM Re: LUNCH
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Skipped lunch to have a heavy dinner... is that called Dinunch? Linner? Lunchiner? Errr!

Making home-made chicken parmesan for early dinner.

Marinating chicken in olive oil, garlic, little cayenne pepper, rosemary, basil, ground oregano.

Home made bread crumbs crushed finely mixed with a butt load of parmesan cheese, basil, oregano, garlic powder.

Pounded the chicken thin and dipped chicken in all-purpose flour, then a couple beated eggs, back in flour, back in eggs and then bread crumbs.

Cooked the chicken for a minute on each side in pan or until just golden. Then laid into a glass dish full of home made sauce bottom and top.

Thick layer of moz. cheese on top and baked 15 min at 375.

Yummmmmmmm!! Hunger cramps suck!



Yo Padover, Im still waiting on those enchilladas.
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#161620 - 07/16/06 05:59 PM Re: LUNCH
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I started working on my album today. Basically I'm doing a concept of library songs and break-beat type stuff. I'm working on the high hats and strictly using REASON. I decided not to sample anything but strictly re-create anything I hear- therefore you can imagine how much vinyl purchasing I'm doing.

Most of today morning and afternoon I was downtown getting more records and didn't get home until well after 3pm which meant I missed LUNCH.

The girlfriend was just waking up so she wanted to make breakfast. So guess what I did... I had a breakfast LUNCH (and no... not Brunch.. I fscking hate that word.)

Pancakes, bacon and homemade fries and a cold glass of orange juice. DAMN did that hit the spot! I was admiring the album art while eating and smelling the covers which made my girlfriend angry so she tried to cut me with the butterknife. She's been getting more and more violent lately which now has me worried.
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#161621 - 07/19/06 12:17 PM Re: LUNCH
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Sorry for the lack of updates recently, but yesterday I spent most of the day making music and watching The Lady in the Water.

I left for Warner Bros studios about 11am to watch a cut of this before it hits theatres coz M Night is super excited about it and Warner Bros are doing a bunch of promos for him to make they're money back. Damn they spent a lot of this shit... and after Disney bailed when M Night refused to change specific parts in the film, well, Warner Bros decided to take a risk hoping for a 6th Sense type of sucess. If you've seen the trailer.. they say M Night's name about 5 times.. and refer to The Village and Signs quite a few times just incase you forgot who M Night was.

I'm not going to get into the story because it would upset M Night's fans (if there are any on this board) but i'll tell you one thing.. after I watched it I couldn't wait to get home and get back to music making. OFcourse I had to do one more thing.... LUNCH.

I picked up a Moussaka and a pita. The pita is like a sandwitch, really bizarre mix and has a very organic taste to it while the moussaka is egg-plant dish favored mostly in the Balkan regions of the planet. I washed this down with a Pilsner before heading home at about 5pm.

At this point I was tired so I put on the Science channel and feel asleep to Carl Sagan talking about Venus being hotter than the hottest oven in the house. I was awoken at about 7pm by my girlfriend and her friend Karla from Brazil. They were home and demanding food. Typical!!!

I made music until the wee hours of the night.. woke up late today and preparing myself for another exciting lunchtime adventure. Life is one big lunar module.

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#161622 - 07/19/06 03:26 PM Re: LUNCH
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Alrighty. It's 3:15pm PT and time to make a LUNCH report.

I just got back from Sparky's place. That guy is living good. He smoked a marijuana ciggerette while I went through his vinyl collection. He has a lot of vinyl records because he collects the art. I found a couple of cool Swedish sounds which I've decided to leaf for a while and encode to mp3 then check the wave lengths to better understand how they were made. While I tried to explain all this to Sparky he blew a large cloud of smoke in my direction and I began to cough from the drugs intoxication aroma. I craved a beer at this moment.

Spark and I left his place at around 1pm and dashed straight to Alejo's Presto Trattoria. It was Sparky's idea not mine. He grabbed an Italian Pizza large size and ordered one for me. I didn't mind since he offered to pay. I was so amazed at how fast he ate.. inbetween chomps of his meal he was saying stuff to me like "mmm remember that time we were in Mombasa and had Carbonara's on the beach in honor of Gabrielle Tinti? This reminds me of that time."

As silly as it sounds, that actually brought back good memories and made today's LUNCH pretty special.

We got home to find my girlfriend had brought down one of my dolls. This was strange behavor from her and I suspect it has something to do with Karla because she's pretty judgemental of me. She put the bug in my girlfriends ear that I might be cheating on her (which I'm not) and further made absurd sugestions as to the reason I have dolls in the house. It hasn't ticked me off... Sparky's leafing through my DVD collection and I'm going back to making some tunes. Every heard of Jeannette. They made some spacy stuff back int he early 60s. I'm digging the sound. When the gf gets home am going to tie her up and hang her just like my doll was hanging.



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#161623 - 07/20/06 03:32 PM Re: LUNCH
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My friend Tommy came over today to see me. Tommy is the best photographer I know and he's the best person to have around when your trying to get ideas. There's just something about him that makes him work like some of conduit for transmitting ideas and making ones mind race.

While my girlfriend was on the balcony yacking it up with one of her friends over the phone Tommy and I made a dash to BK. The quest for the perfect LUNCHEON entails in leaving no rock unturned and no cracks unexplored.

I ordered the Double Whopper w/ cheese- which is an ingenious name the good people at BK came up with for distinguishing their sandwitch from McDonald's Big Mac. These titles also work in making the consumer think they are eating something unique: but the Whopper (just like it's rival the Big Mac) consist of processed meat inbetween a bun, lettuce, chopped onions and an insanely large sized tomato. Fries come as side order for the meal value pack with a large soft drink. Tommy went with the Specialty Chicken Sandwich, this time the meat is substituted with chicken. Not very well done but it's designed to satisfy a quick hunger.

Afterwards we went to the bookstore to grab a couple of magazines. This music making has me researching everything and music production and I don't want to be left behind when it comes to knowing which kit does what best. Tommy has a cool website going on and checks his blog every so often. It's mostly for photography nuts who post strange pictures of random things they like to take pictures of. I find it kinda stupid, but when he shows me the pictures I start to wish I had a blog of my own where people can show me stuff they have taken pictures of. Well, maybe some day I will.

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#161624 - 07/20/06 03:42 PM Re: LUNCH
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While my girlfriend was on the balcony yacking it up with one of her friends over the phone Tommy and I made a dash to BK. The quest for the perfect LUNCHEON entails in leaving no rock unturned and no cracks unexplored.





Deeply offensive on many levels. This sort of preening puerile slumming is indicative of the indecisive and amorphous scatterbrains of dilettante. But in the end I wish you the best in your works because works are of value no matter from where.


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#161625 - 07/21/06 01:39 AM Re: LUNCH
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I hope like me you're into that 60s, retro-thing!



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#161626 - 07/21/06 07:00 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I got a call from John Legend. He's the man who won the AIWA Women's Wrestling Championship. As a Rockabilly Rebel he admitted "I Itch Like A Son of A Bitch". I don't know how he got my number, neither did I ask him, I simply said "Sup Baby. What's shaking?"
His reply was equally street; he said "Nada. Chillin' here with a brew."
He talked a little bit about a car he bought and I think something about a Murder book he was reading for about 25 minutes until he told me the real reason he had called. Supposedly he saw some work I did for a German company about Child Traffiking and it "caught his attention". So he tracked me down... but how he got my number was never explained. I didn't understand what he said next because his accent became very heavy... I interrupted him and said my hamster was sick and I had to attend to it, but that was all lies... I have no hamster and I hate PETS.

Anyway- I ran into the kitchen and now I have a strict policy of NOT answering the phone. I even hate the sound of the ringer. My girlfriend had made a fruit salad and forced me to eat it. When I refused she jumped on me and pinned me down (she's an Aikido blackbelt) twisted my ankle and began chocking me. It's at this point when I resorted to the nerdy "resistance is futile" mode and ate the bloody fruits. I got hungry again so I got some mashed potatoes and broiled chicken I had left from last night and heated that baby up and grabbed a cold pepsi from the fridge.

It's now 5 minutes to 7pm. I've made 3 original tracks that I'm confident I'll keep. I've argued with 2 people and rejected nobody in invitations. I figure at around 8 I will start toasting the night away and by midnight I'll be pretty hammered. I'm plotting to go see Sparky but something tells me he's got a chick at his place and might see my presence as a cock block.

What's shaking with you?
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#161627 - 07/22/06 07:10 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I had raclette for LUNCH. I cooked it myself because my girlfriend was asleep. I was awake reading a sci-fi novel.

Raclette is French, but most popular in Switzerland and is essentially melted cheese, served over boiled potatoes with lots of ground black pepper, accompanied by small pickled onions and gherkins.

I normally don't think much about porn when having LUNCH (which I can only surmise as being healthy) but for some strange reason I rediscovered Buttwoman VS Buttwoman. I think thats one of the most pefect porns ever made. Tiffany Mynx and Charlene Aspen... DAMN!
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#161628 - 07/23/06 01:03 AM Re: LUNCH
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#161629 - 07/23/06 02:37 AM Re: LUNCH
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#161630 - 07/23/06 02:45 AM Re: LUNCH
ben Offline
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She does take weird pictures!?

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#161631 - 07/23/06 03:03 AM Re: LUNCH
loopnode Offline
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Shes one of the HOTTEST women alive. I'm going to make a movie with her.



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#161632 - 07/23/06 04:15 AM Re: LUNCH
ben Offline
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I think she just puts it all on for the cameras but I'd really like to see her in a movie that shows off her personality I hope it wouldn't be one about a struggling musician growing up in a poor neighbourhood who eventually makes it big although I would watch her in anything

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#161633 - 07/23/06 04:18 AM Re: LUNCH
ben Offline
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She does take weird pictures!?




She must have been at your place for this photoshoot. If she was at my place she'd be sitting on the floor with a plate of baked beans or something

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#161634 - 07/23/06 11:52 AM Re: LUNCH
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Shes one of the HOTTEST women alive. I'm going to make a movie with her.






I hope it is the long awaited big budget movie adaptation of Mailer's 'Ancient Evenings'. It is the film the world needs right now. Fully fleshed out with no trims to maximize box office. Monstrously expensive and monstrously pornographic. And monstrously beautiful.

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#161635 - 07/23/06 05:54 PM Re: LUNCH
loopnode Offline
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Today I had 2 hot dogs, some fries and a pepsi. I watched Tom and Jerry and a little bit of quality 70s T&A courtesy of Threes Company.

I am recovering from my weekly night at the Circle A, the local watering hole. Last night I meet Vibe Raider from Madison. Some of you might know her as "Cherise" as she is more commonly known as. We rocked out well past 2 AM, so my ass is dragging today. Sometimes making it to lunch is the most important part of my day!
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#161636 - 07/24/06 12:12 AM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 07/20/03
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I watched Tom and Jerry and a little bit of quality 70s T&A courtesy of Threes Company.



They don't make cartoons like that anymore. I like the older ones better when Tom and Jerry weren't friends.
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#161637 - 07/24/06 12:29 AM Re: LUNCH
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I watched Tom and Jerry and a little bit of quality 70s T&A courtesy of Threes Company.



They don't make cartoons like that anymore. I like the older ones better when Tom and Jerry weren't friends.





I love watching the original old school Jonny Quest reruns. I really enjoy the artistry and style of the show. Oh yeah, ramen instant noodles chicken flavor for lunch today.



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#161638 - 07/24/06 12:57 AM Re: LUNCH
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I love watching the original old school Jonny Quest reruns




Jonny Quest? APPROVED!
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#161639 - 07/24/06 05:21 AM Re: LUNCH
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They don't make cartoons like that anymore. I like the older ones better when Tom and Jerry weren't friends.





+1 I fucking hated when they would screw with a established successful formula / storyline .... Like when Sylvester and Tweety teamed up with the Big Bull Dog to counteract the effects of some fucked up grownup, like Grandma after she drank some kinda spiked prune juice that turned her into a jekyl&Hyde monster sometimes...etc etc etc...it sucketh....





Well some bad news (or not....) ... Taylor MOFO Rain et al probably also likes Jonny Quest cuz her Dog is NAMED precisely the same as Jonny's Dog.....

Roger "race" Bannon was a Lethal Mofo...Dr Quest was a tool and about as interesting and dynamic as A malnourished Turnip Pulled from a garden filled with depleted soil. Hadji was the only interesting character because he knew some Magic tricks, and probably a few Beautiful Hott Indian Hindu Tantric Love goddesses he'd invite up to his room and allow Jonny to pull his imperialistic pudd IN STYLE!!!

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#161640 - 07/24/06 03:20 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I had a lettuce, tomato, and cucumber salad topped with an amazing "ken's steak house" brand caesar dressing. I followed this with a butter-drenched, heavily salted/peppered baked potato and a grilled lamb chop. This delicious luncheon I washed down with an iced cold Samuel Adams Boston lager. prost!

I'm six songs deep on my "album". I think I'm going to contact someone about releasing this as a limited piece. If your a record producer/promoter hit me up and let's do buisness.

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#161641 - 07/24/06 05:02 PM Re: LUNCH
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Thai Hummus with warm pita, and a shredded Buffalo Burrito. Good stuff, but don't sit near me for the next 35 or 45 minutes.

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#161642 - 07/25/06 05:19 PM Re: LUNCH
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I was going to go out today but I didn't because I feel tired. Also I found this funny video my friends and I made a long time ago when we used to go to the casino every weekend just to get FREE drinks. I mean.. how fscking childish is that?

Once, after leaving the casino real late, we went to one of the posh malls next door to look for a bathroom, but because it was late, the poor sod that has to clean the place had locked up. So I came up with the brilliant idea of pissing on the seats of the restaurant in the mall (one of those posh restaurants that you'd only eat at just so you can see yourself being seen the same way you've always seen people eat just to be seen). So I start pissing on the plants and seats and even trying to get some on the table. My friends follow and we're laughing and making ill comments.

As we're about to finish, some security guy immerges from the floor. Turns out this chap is supposed to be working security but instead takes a nap on the floor and our pissing woke him up- either from the urine splashes or our laughing. He's super pissed and tries to grab one of us but we high tail it outta there and he's left only with the evidence on his clothes.

Now heres the kicker- I don't know whether this is just me, but as soon as I saw this chap I somehow STOPPED peeing. My firends had to force themselves to finish while another guy just ran with his todger dangling and still weeing as he went. Somehow I'm the only one who just on the fly stopped peeing. It still bafles me.

Enuff about that... you people really want to know about what I had for LUNCH.

Today I had a Philly steak pita. Now the strange thing is I recently discovered I don't enjoy these pitas but somehow... my girlfriend always finds a way of feeding them to me.

My pita came with luttuce, tomatoes, onions.. tzaziki sauce and some BBQ sauce because... if you eat a pita without a lot of sauce, it's very dry which again, I don't like. I washed this not-so-very delicious lunch with a large Pepsi cola soft-drink.

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#161643 - 07/26/06 02:03 PM Re: LUNCH
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I'm on my way out the door for LUNCH. I'm going to a Japanese restaurant... can you believe it? I'll keep you posted.



King, this picture... is it that girl? That you always have as your avatar? Man she looks good here.
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#161644 - 07/26/06 02:27 PM Re: LUNCH
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Yes sir, that is Quinne. She's a natural beauty.



For LUNCH I went to an overly priced local Italian restaurant La Piazza Cucina Italiano. Great ambiance, but short on taste. I ordered penne chicken with vodka sauce and was disappointed with how bland my meal was. I'll give it another shot later this summer to see if my first meal was an abberation.


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#161645 - 07/26/06 02:51 PM Re: LUNCH
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I want somebody to help me. I feel erosis elation and the worst sort of despair at the same time. It's a sort of agiatation I are woerfully equipt to deal toward as they say. Quinne and women like her though they be few are ground zero for something that is everything and merciful nothing, like that light the Great Ghastly reached out towards in a sort of faglike gesture though hearbreakingly sincsear. I wish I had words for this. I really, really, really like Quinne. A whole lot. And this makes me feel like I want to die.

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#161646 - 07/26/06 03:15 PM Re: LUNCH
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I suggest you buy her a quilt. Better yet, make one for her. That's an activity you can do to take your mind off the hurt.

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#161647 - 07/26/06 06:34 PM Re: LUNCH
loopnode Offline
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I'm glad how this thread is turning out. It's got the perfect balance of pictures of hot chicks and discussions concerning delicious luncheons. This is truely a world outside porn.

And yes... I ended up getting a Sashimi Sushi combo plate with 17 pieces of delicious ebi, Ika, maguro, saba, tako and some fugu. I washed this delicious raw fish with a hot cup of green tea.

Heaven!
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#161648 - 07/26/06 06:38 PM Re: LUNCH
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#161649 - 07/26/06 11:41 PM Re: LUNCH
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...17 pieces of delicious ebi, Ika, maguro, saba, tako and some fugu. I washed this delicious raw fish with a hot cup of green tea.

Heaven!




No Toro? How can you have sashimi without the Toro - it's like candy!
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#161650 - 07/27/06 02:11 AM Re: LUNCH
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#161652 - 07/27/06 02:13 AM Re: LUNCH
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#161653 - 07/27/06 03:27 PM Re: LUNCH
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I went to big boys today. I was still drunk.

I ordered the double-decker Big Boy hamburger. Sesame seed top bun, dill pickle, big boy special sauce, a slice of American cheese, shredded lettuce, a toasted sesame seed bottom bun sandwitching a beef patty. The hamburger came with french fries and a soft drink of Pepsi.



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#161654 - 07/27/06 04:17 PM Re: LUNCH
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Was that Big Boys or Bob's Big Boy? I haven't been to Bob's Big Boy in yrs. They just re-opened one in Torrance late last year and I still havent gone. Looks like Im going there tonight.
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#161655 - 07/27/06 08:18 PM Re: LUNCH
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Big Boys.
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#161656 - 07/28/06 05:40 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I grazed at home with lettuce, cherry tomatoes, carrots and cabbage, peanuts, cucumbers, sunflower seeds, shredded cheddar, spinach leaves, croutons, and ranchers dressing.

I've gone back to making music...
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#161657 - 07/28/06 05:45 PM Re: LUNCH
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i want to thank you for the suggestion of the Kens Creamy Caesar. the past two days i have been putting it on my lunchtime salad at Giant's Salad Bar for $2.99 a pound. It has a great taste!


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#161658 - 07/28/06 05:47 PM Re: LUNCH
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Hey, Lipshitz. How you doing.
The cheddar and the ranch will offset the fibre in such a way as to give you a well rounded and pleasant consistancy of poop and or poops possibly.
I know it's kind of uncouth to ask this in this thread, but how does the decision back towards making music refer to the salad, if at all?

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#161659 - 07/28/06 06:56 PM Re: LUNCH
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elaborator: glad to know this luncheon thread has been beneficial to you as that remains it's secondary purpose, it's first being a search for the perfect luncheon

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I know it's kind of uncouth to ask this in this thread, but how does the decision back towards making music refer to the salad, if at all?




Ejaculate: remember the film The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Remember when Tuco poses as Bill Carson then get's questioned by Angel Eyes. Angel Eyes asks Tuco whether he'd like to listen to some music to which Tuco answers: "Some music? Suuuure! I like music; very good for the digestion."

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#161660 - 07/28/06 06:59 PM Re: LUNCH
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I forgot to mention, I was asked to exhbit a special piece for some artsy type organization. It was supposed to be today and I heard some familar names were in attendance. I personally didn't go, but I sent them this to add to their collection. Perhaps one of you out there went and enjoyed yourself.



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#161661 - 07/28/06 07:01 PM Re: LUNCH
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I do remember that. Very well. The prisoners sing and one of them cries and Ratface has a behemoth kick the living shit out of Eli Wallach and asks "How's your digestions now?". :bananaface: By the way, Eli Wallach is a wonderful actor who plays the Italian in 'Babydoll' one ofr the greatest movies of all times. He skillfully gropes young, dumkb Suthun womanchild Carroll Baker in her yard swing in such a way as to make her swoon without making a sensual connection in her conscious mind.

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#161662 - 07/30/06 04:16 PM Re: LUNCH
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I'm dying for a theraputic LUNCH and today wasn't it. I fell out of bed at around noon (or just before). Last night I had one of those moments where you swear this is your last drink and will never drink again, but then when I woke up I realized that ain't happening anytime soon.

I made some Chicken Teriyaki with white rice and washed this delicious meal down with water.
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#161663 - 07/31/06 07:36 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today I woke up @ 9am, pretty early for me... I had to catch a glimpse of Christian Volckman's flick Renaissance. It reminds me of Sin City... but I'm not exactly sure how good it was because I kept falling asleep. My eyes were so heavy the entire time. I had to mark on a card what I thought of certain elements such as the animation, music, score etc and I can't remember what I ticked though... but I definately didn't give Dodd high marks (that I can be certain of).

I came home around noon and decided to have an early LUNCH. I didn't want to go out because I didn't feel like getting out of the house again so I made a Cherry Fruit Salad with Orange Yogurt Dressing.. I saw it done on the Food Network Channel once and had been raving to try it. Today was that special day.

I used 2 cups of Northwest cherries (pitted), a fresh pineapple which I cut into spears, a grapefruit peeled and cut, an orange peeled and cut, a melon cut in spears, and some toasted sliced almonds. I then arranged the cherries, pineapple, grapefruit, orange and melon on a serving dish; sprinkled the almonds and served it with the Orange Yogurt Dressing.

*Side Note: This was an extremely lovely LUNCHEON and I must say (not to advertise that channel) they do have some lovely stuff they recommend their viewers to try. I will have to watch it more often.

At the time I was watching that stupid show Dog The Bounty Hunter. Has anyone else noticed how big Beth's mellons are? Beth by the way is Dog's wife. She tried to run today and I swear I was just waiting for one boob to flop out and land on her son's head. Unfortunately they were going after crackhead females and this was a pretty digusting thing to watch while enjoying such a lovely meal, so I changed it to some French cartoons and reclined then snoozed.

Ahhhh LUNCH!
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