and I thought this was actually going to be a funny post.
Well from my point of view (female) all the things you just discribed don't appeal to me at all.
I hate the fish lip look.
I hate silicone all together
I hate tattoos
I hate fake tans
I hate that stupid fake winey voice some chicks use
I hate people who lie about things in their lives ( exe- I have cancer)
I could go on but I think I've made my point.