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#16056 - 02/12/04 09:57 AM
Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/15/03
Posts: 92
Loc: Chatsworth, CA
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#16061 - 02/21/04 03:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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naw, dis is him: click the pic...
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#16062 - 02/25/04 11:31 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
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I guess I'm exposing my cluelessness, but is the guy on the boxc cover really the guy who directs for Zero Tolerance.
Thats him alright . Now whos up for the task of reviewing said feature ? Brandon ???? anyone .
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#16063 - 03/13/04 06:01 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
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Yeah. What a fag. This guy totally sucks. Long live the anal milkshake!!!!
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#16065 - 03/14/04 03:35 PM
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Registered: 07/23/03
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Frustrating isn't it.
Sorry
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#16067 - 03/20/04 04:08 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
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Yeah. What a fag. This guy totally sucks. Long live the anal milkshake!!!!
Oh brother , isnt there a toilet somewhere you should be cleaning !
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#16068 - 04/01/04 04:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Hot hunks show off all their assets Current Members Login, Quasarman. Who... what... is Quasarman? Some say he hosts a hardcore gay internet gossip site site. Others ... gay.swoit.com/d2acdcb94fe27738a644ab8884ea53b5/ index.php?feature=270 - 16k
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#16070 - 04/16/04 08:51 AM
Re: Quasarman shoots in Brazil
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
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Found it .... Quasarman should be blacklisted from porn .
Mike Quasar Shoots In Brazil
by Duke Floored (send email to Duke Floored)
Carly Milne writes on www.pornblography.com: In light of all this news regarding Darren James, I'd been trying to call my good pal and fellow Canadian Mike Quasar, who - last I'd heard - was in Brazil shooting with Zero Tolerance for what seems like forever. He finally called me today from the airport to let me know several things:
a) He has been without cell service for the last two weeks, much to his chagrin;
b) Brazil is crawling with bugs that not only bite, they have teeth. Plus, nobody in Brazil believes in bug screens;
c) It was not Mark Anthony who joined them in Brazil, it was Mark Wood and he's "sitting next to [him], happy as a clam, about to board a plane to go home";
d) That not only were they nowhere near Rio hiring one-legged trannies to do scenes for $1.50, but that they arranged for all their girls before they flew down there and paid for all of their HIV testing before they even set foot on a plane. Plus, when a couple of the girls showed up sans tests, they shut production down and sent them home.
Essentially he told me that I needen't worry. And that he would try to get me a sno-globe, but that it would more than likely be a garbage globe because apparently where they were was a mixture of paradise and cess pool.
That is all for now, as I'm still on-set and I'm about to become an extra in a girl/girl scene between Sunrise Adams and Janine. I'll be playing a casheir in a lingerie store. I'm just about to go ask PT, the director, what my motivation is. Maybe if this writing and PR thing doesn't work out I can make a living as an extra in Vivid movies.
Nah
Edited by BigPornFan (04/16/04 08:56 AM)
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#16073 - 04/16/04 11:16 AM
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Registered: 07/23/03
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Loc: Very near naked people
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The bravery of the anonymous never ceases to amaze. Long live this thread!!!!
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#16076 - 04/16/04 06:18 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
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Look up the address to my office anytime in the AVN directory or anywhere online. 'm there everyday. I eagerly await your visit. Perhaps we can have lunch
Best regards, Your pal Quaze
P.S "I'm most definate I'll kick your ass" Hopefully your table manners are more developed than your grammar and spelling. Maybe you should get a GED before you attempt to debate people.
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#16079 - 04/17/04 04:37 PM
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Registered: 07/23/03
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Actually, there's quite a difference between an unintentional typo and a complete and total disregard for spelling, sentence structure or any other sign of an an I.Q above 68. I'm still eagerly awaiting my ass kicking or perhaps because of your status as a "registered sex offender" you are only able to travel as far as your electronic ankle bracelet will allow you. Perhaps that's why my ass still remains unkicked. A "shit milkshake" does indeed sound tasty but I think I'll just enjoy a Diet Coke during our luncheon. Hopefully you can school me in all of the ways of making quality pornography. As a hack, I'd very much appreciate your sage advice. After all, I've only been earning a living at this for 14 years. You on other hand are in the unique position of offering your opinion from behind an anonymous moniker on an internet message board. If only we'd met years ago. My career could be soaring by now. Anyway, I'm enjoying this friendly exchange immensely and I do hope that a mutually beneficial luncheon followed by a sound ass kicking is in the not-to-distant future.
Best wishes and may all of your dreams come true. Quaze
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#16081 - 04/17/04 04:57 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
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The more the merrier. Denny's sound good? How about Wednesday?
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#16083 - 04/17/04 06:42 PM
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Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
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Don't put yourself down SmutMutant. You're just as important as I am. You're not just some anonymous sage on the internet. You're THE anonymous sage on the internet. I agree, It is a shameful indictment of American capitalism that someone as pathetic as I with only a handful of sub-par porn videos under his belt could have avoided homelessness all of these years. In any other country I would have starved to death. Striking a nerve is something that my endodontist did 4 months ago during a rather uncomfortable root canal procedure but I haven't experienced any similar senasations during our enjoyable and constructive exchange. As far as fighting goes, I'll admit that I'm not much of a brawler, as a matter of fact I'd probably just call the cops if you showed up at my door but I have "private messaged" you my address twice now with no response whatsoever from you. Lastly SmutMutant, if that is your real name, perhaps you should exercise the simple option that has been championed by Libertarians for decades in this counrty - don't buy my movies. You don't like inferior porn and I don't like semi-literate anonymous cretins who still live with their parents. Is it a deal?
Eagerly awaiting your supremely articulate response. Your pal, Quaze
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#16084 - 04/17/04 09:04 PM
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 8
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'm there everyday.
Hmmm...in defense of Quas, I actually think the ( 'm ) was intentional. You see when you work with Gauge on a frequent basis, it's not uncommon to start picking up on her southern style.
I personally have urinated on my dog six times this week. On Wednesday we decided to have my birthday party at a Klan meeting but had to change venues last minute because they wouldn't let some of our hosts attend, well at least not as guests of the party. Friday night my girlfriend and I had a spitting competition as to who could looggg the farthest and of course the browner the spit, the more bonus points we got.
So, not to interrupt your highly educated critique of Quas, but I needed to just point out an obvious Gauge-ism. By the way, for those of you keeping score that does qualify as ONE point for Quas.
And thank you for listening, have a nice vagina.
Wankus KSEXradio.com
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#16085 - 04/18/04 06:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Ahh, the infinite wisdom of Quasarman, a boy who graduated from the cum mop on up to making poorly shot porn videos. Proudly proclaiming 14 years of porn mishaps when, like how many of those years were spent fetching lube, Denny's and writing on message boards? Sad. Still, why he engages in his inarticulate discourse when he could be wasting more videotape on yet another one of his awful creations. Sorry never spent a dime on your stuff, thankfully, the promos were annoying enough. Then there's Wankus, another "powerful" figure in porn who feels the need to jump to the aid of his misunderstood butt-buddy.Btw, Quaze, you're real name IS Quazarman, isn't it. I can look it up in the phone book to find your home address which you're still too chicken to send me twice. I asked for it twice, bitch. I won't ask a third time, because this was just a silly game started by Mr. anonymous here and yes, that is Mr. Smutmutant to you and the equally brilliant Wankus. Ksex radio? It's hard to imagine people actually listening to self-important cretins talk about porn. Wow! Who's got HIV? Who's fucking who? What does Tera Patrick think about the weather? Let's ask Gauge here to tell us all about her abusive childhood... Is that like talking about fighting? Silly rabbits.
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#16086 - 04/18/04 07:24 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 8
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Damn it. Another DP Tonight fan.
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#16087 - 04/18/04 07:41 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
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Damn it. Another DP Tonight fan.
duh, another dumb post from Wankus
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#16088 - 04/18/04 04:59 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
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Wow. Something profound just occurred to me - I have a life. I have a non-inflatable female companion. I have money in the bank and The Family Guy on DVD. This little exchange has been entertaining but all good things must come to an end. I must go back to work now on my inferior pornographic product. My shitty movies don't edit themselves. I'd hate to have to revert back to the cum mop to earn a living. Strangely you haven't acknowledged that I've accepted your offer of ass kicking. You asked me to "PM" my address to you and I have done it now FOUR TIMES. Yet, my doorbell has not sounded. My lawn has not been trod upon by anyone except my gardener. What gives? Where's the ass kicking? Surely you must agree that it's worth at least 180 days in County because you take porn more seriously than Christopher Reeves takes spinal cord research. Where's the ass kicking you promised? Such a shame that you let me live rent free in your head for all of your waking hours. In cyberspace Smutmutant is an all-powerful, all-knowing super foe. In reality he's clearly a guy with self-esteem issues and a lot of free time. You feel very important here hiding behind your anonymity and I don't want to take that away from you. After all, it's all you really have. I do agree with you that the "Quasar" name is indeed moronic but it was the best I could come up with at the time. Most people in the business know my real name however. It's never been a secret, unlike yours.
I hope one day you can find true happiness or at least find a female companion who doesn't immediately ask you for payment after you drop a load.
Your Buddy forever more Quaze
P.S. Don't forget to listen to KSEXRadio.com !!!
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#16090 - 04/19/04 09:15 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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Lets see ,the score so far is ......
Smutmutant 5 Lurid1 2 Wankus 0 Quasarman -5
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