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#160720 - 05/17/06 06:03 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Maybe Jeremy creeped him out with his DeNiro homage. Who knows?

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#160721 - 05/17/06 11:51 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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This Baker's Dozen is without a doubt my most anticipated volume!!!

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#160722 - 05/17/06 01:41 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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This Baker's Dozen is without a doubt my most anticipated volume!!!




Because standing around with 11 other dudes wanking it is about the only thing that will get you hard any more.
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meh.

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#160723 - 05/17/06 06:04 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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These guys are the pinnacle of the load droppers. They are at the apex of the porn hierarchy. The few, the proud, the strong....the Baker's Dozen.

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#160724 - 05/17/06 07:18 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Ryan wasn't at the Amy Ried shoot. Could it be because he is her new boyfriend and couldn't stand to see her do all that nasty stuff?

Amy's not denying ANYthing....



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#160725 - 05/17/06 07:25 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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These guys are the pinnacle of the load droppers. They are at the apex of the porn hierarchy. The few, the proud, the strong....the Baker's Dozen.




it could be a patriarchy so fast if you could just get them to do creampies. which are nasty, but amy reid/needs to breed. decent genes on the chick.
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#160726 - 05/17/06 08:52 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Ryan wasn't at the Amy Ried shoot. Could it be because he is her new boyfriend and couldn't stand to see her do all that nasty stuff?

Amy's not denying ANYthing....






Hate to break it to ya B but if your all your eggs are in the basket of amy you better not bet the bank nigga. She is like a Lambo with a V DUB engine. All looks but no performance.

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#160727 - 05/17/06 09:28 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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lambos=nouveau anyhow.

ducks jeff.
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#160728 - 05/17/06 09:32 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Ryan wasn't at the Amy Ried shoot. Could it be because he is her new boyfriend and couldn't stand to see her do all that nasty stuff?

Amy's not denying ANYthing....





Ryan and Amy Ried? Thats great to hear; I always thought that Ryan was gay.

The porn community must be the only place when you STOP having sex after getting into a relationship!

I've always wondered why Amy spells her last name wrong - shouldn't it be Reid?

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#160729 - 05/18/06 12:47 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Motherfuckin Brandon Iron in the house! When was the last time another man's jiz hit you on your leg while you were supposedly engaged in a heterosexual bukakke? Goddamnit Brandon good to see you back in action.

Brandon, whats your take on all the illegal immigrants?
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#160730 - 05/18/06 05:22 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Brandon, whats your take on all the illegal immigrants?




I'm sure his take is to look outside the window every 5 minutes, to see if the immigration van is rolling up in front of his place.

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#160731 - 05/18/06 08:41 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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This Baker's Dozen is without a doubt my most anticipated volume!!!




Maybe put Ryan on the boxcover!

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#160732 - 05/18/06 08:47 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Uhhhh...thanks, I think.

On another note, fans of Baker's Dozen who don't have access to dvds or who prefer to watch their porn on websites can now check out www.covermyface.com. It's the first of several sites to be launched in association with the fine folks at Braincash.

I release only one title a month at Platinum X. I am hoping to update frequently and have scenes online soon after shooting them. Less waiting. The cum won't even dry on a girl's face before it's up! More urls to come soon.

Enjoy and thanks for the support. It's appreciated.




They don't call Brandon the two minute man for nothing!

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#160733 - 05/19/06 02:03 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Ass



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#160734 - 05/19/06 02:07 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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I appointed Amy as my spokeswoman. She can't talk right now, but she would appreciate your support of her movie on June 8th.


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#160735 - 05/19/06 02:22 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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#160736 - 05/19/06 03:11 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Coach Knox assures me that Amy Ried lived up to the highest expectations. I agree.


Better get used to Amy. I guarantee you will be seeing a lot of her in upcoming months.


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#160737 - 05/19/06 03:17 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Coach Knox assures me that Amy Ried lived up to the highest expectations. I agree.


Better get used to Amy. I guarantee you will be seeing a lot of her in upcoming months.





Is that Chico on the right?

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#160738 - 05/19/06 03:36 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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No, it's Ryan Knox with a tan and a beard.

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#160739 - 05/19/06 03:45 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Annette Schwarz says: "Everyone vas so-o-o nice to me for the shoot. They make lots of cum for me to eat. Danke schein!"



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#160740 - 05/19/06 03:50 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Ryan rules the roost.



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#160741 - 05/19/06 03:54 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Annette hopes to be on www.covermyface.com very soon.


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#160742 - 05/19/06 05:25 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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I love it every pic of Knox's face is sulky and looks like he wants to be anywhere but there.

Funny shit, thanks Brandon.


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#160743 - 05/19/06 12:11 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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I get all the positive reinforcement I need out of this site!

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#160744 - 05/19/06 06:13 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Annette Schwarz says: "Everyone vas so-o-o nice to me for the shoot. They make lots of cum for me to eat. Danke schein!"






bitch needs some Visene
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#160745 - 05/19/06 06:28 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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i don't find her very attractive. not ugly, just not very attractive.
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#160746 - 05/19/06 07:02 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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how can i understand let alone enjoy the large grouping of Hollywod Losers when...


LUKE IS OFF HIS LITHIUM!!!!


(he has lost a lot of weight tho)


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#160747 - 05/19/06 11:20 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Quote:

Annette Schwarz says: "Everyone vas so-o-o nice to me for the shoot. They make lots of cum for me to eat. Danke schein!"






bitch needs some Visene




Forced deep-throating can lead to some broken blood vessels.

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#160748 - 05/19/06 11:31 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Will Ryan be in 50 to 1 as well?

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#160749 - 05/20/06 12:21 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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ben=willysgirls=pris=gonzo420=brandon
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#160750 - 05/20/06 12:36 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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King: I am grinning the supercilious grin of the girl in your avatar knowing that I only post under Brandon Iron.

Ben: The only guy in 50 to 1 is me.

Annette says: I may have to fly back from Germany just to do the next volume.



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#160751 - 05/20/06 12:43 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Now you see it...



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#160752 - 05/20/06 12:44 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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I understand willysgirl-gonzo420-ben-pris. Thanks. Seriously keep up the good work. I'm a fan of your dvds.
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#160753 - 05/20/06 12:44 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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And now you don't...



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#160754 - 05/21/06 10:09 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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i love girls that can do that. now that's talent!
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#160755 - 05/21/06 01:57 PM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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She makes me think of an English girl, not Kinky, but they flourished around the same time.
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#160756 - 05/22/06 01:07 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Quote:

Quote:

There is a Japanese proverb that goes, "Fall down seven times, stand up eight."

I'm not gifted when it comes to performing, but I have never quit trying either.




You are too modest Brandon! To me you are like the Tom Cruise of Porn




He is like the Tom Cruise of porn. Just like Tom, he's unable to come to terms with his homosexual desires and tendencies, plus he's a nutcase that should probably be on more anti-psychotics than Mike Tyson. But he does make money, as is evidenced by the $20,000 car he drives
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#160757 - 05/22/06 01:18 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Ah, the praise keeps pouring in! Thanks for all the support, fellow industry folks. Good to see ya.

Just got off the phone with Annette in Germany. She sends her love and requests a kiss...




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#160758 - 05/22/06 01:29 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Her titty looks like an udder in that pic the way its saggin. I'm lactose intolerant so I couldnt touch that shit
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#160759 - 05/22/06 01:33 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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When you show support for BAKER'S DOZEN, Annette is happy. She spreads her ass for you. She smiles. All is right with the world.



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#160760 - 05/22/06 01:36 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Brandon, I cant see da bitch! She blends in with the clouds! Get that bitch to a tanning salon
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#160761 - 05/22/06 01:38 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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When you are mean and don't support BAKER'S DOZEN, Annette is sad. She doesn't take her shorts off. She doesn't smile. Coochie, Coochie, coo? I don't think so...



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#160762 - 05/22/06 01:40 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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When you are mean and don't support BAKER'S DOZEN, Annette is sad. She doesn't take her shorts off. She doesn't smile.





I'm sorry Captain Iron, but its 1:42 in the morning here in Porter Ranch. I cant go out and purchase one of your videos yet
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#160763 - 05/22/06 01:43 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Let's all join together and show our collective love for Annette. Everyone here has their own agenda. Mine is to spread the gospel about my work. You can't get rid of Jehovah's witnesses simply by slamming the door in their faces. Nor can your insults take away from the greatness that is BAKER'S DOZEN. PREACH!!



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#160764 - 05/22/06 01:49 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Let's all join together and show our collective love for Annette. Everyone here has their own agenda. Mine is to spread the gospel about my work. You can't get rid of Jehovah's witnesses simply by slamming the door in their faces. Nor can your insults take away from the greatness that is BAKER'S DOZEN. PREACH!!






I'm just wondering BI if you learned how to speak like this from your days working as a sideshow act balding leprechaun with Barnum and Bailey's? You've got this whole selling points thing down
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#160765 - 05/22/06 01:57 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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What can I say? I love what I do and I enjoy supporting the collective efforts of everyone who does good work for me. It would be too easy to just sit on my ass and rip on everything other people do.

Everyone has their cross to bear. Yours is wedged somewhere very tightly, I guess.

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#160766 - 05/22/06 02:05 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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What can I say? I love what I do and I enjoy supporting the collective efforts of everyone who does good work for me. It would be too easy to just sit on my ass and rip on everything other people do.

Everyone has their cross to bear. Yours is wedged somewhere very tightly, I guess.




I'm a Taoist, I have no crosses But on a serious note, did it hurt when Crystal Ray slapped the shit out of you? You looked like you were going to cry as much as her.
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#160767 - 05/22/06 02:05 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Uh Coochie? Daddy? Is that you? Do you really live in Porter Ranch? Cuz um, that's weird.

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#160768 - 05/22/06 02:07 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Uh Coochie? Daddy? Is that you? Do you really live in Porter Ranch? Cuz um, that's weird.




I really do. Porter Ranch drive and Sesnon, north of that shitty ass Walmart, all the way at the top of the hill
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#160769 - 05/22/06 02:13 AM Re: 50 to 1 #3 (Platinum X)
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Not really...she hit like a girl.
Now back on point: June 8th is street date for BAKER'S DOZEN #8. The scenes will be up shortly thereafter at www.covermyface.com, part of the Braincash family of sites. Whether Coochie supports it or not, there will be frequent updates to the site, meaning more girls getting massive facials. Don't have www.covermyface.com saved under your Favorites yet? Don't worry! I will be here often to keep you informed.

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