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#16053 - 02/11/04 03:12 PM Quasarman = Gayzarman?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
I was just reminded of this serious douche by reading the rob black milkshake post. does this fuckface think he is so smart and that he's not one of the many in this industry that sucks? fire away

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#16054 - 02/11/04 03:36 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
True .This idiot makes shit porn and is about as clever as a retard .I have zero tolerance for this moron .
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#16055 - 02/12/04 05:47 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Check him out in all of his glory.

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#16056 - 02/12/04 09:57 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
HeidiatAVN Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/15/03
Posts: 92
Loc: Chatsworth, CA

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#16057 - 02/13/04 09:44 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
you're right about the obvious contempt Loozarman has for us perverts in that piece. Don't the a-hole know we're not all creeps like him. Maybe if he related better to the perverts, his videos wouldn't suck so bad. not likely
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#16058 - 02/16/04 09:52 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Who told this idiot he was a director ? The few movies ive seen of his are complete crap . Word of advise to all porn newbies ...... STAY AWAY FROM ANY MOVIE DIRECTED BY THIS HACK .

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#16059 - 02/21/04 07:23 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

STAY AWAY FROM ANY MOVIE DIRECTED BY THIS HACK .




words to the wise.....
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#16060 - 02/21/04 10:17 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I guess I'm exposing my cluelessness, but is the guy on the boxc cover really the guy who directs for Zero Tolerance.
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#16061 - 02/21/04 03:17 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
naw, dis is him: click the pic...


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#16062 - 02/25/04 11:31 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Quote:

I guess I'm exposing my cluelessness, but is the guy on the boxc cover really the guy who directs for Zero Tolerance.




Thats him alright . Now whos up for the task of reviewing said feature ? Brandon ???? anyone .

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#16063 - 03/13/04 06:01 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
quasarman Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
Yeah. What a fag. This guy totally sucks. Long live the anal milkshake!!!!

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#16064 - 03/14/04 03:13 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
look who comes out of the woodwork with a clever I'm so above it all I'll dis myself response. Quasarman is like a reject from Dickman & Throbbin'

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#16065 - 03/14/04 03:35 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
quasarman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
Frustrating isn't it.

Sorry

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#16066 - 03/15/04 05:56 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
nah, don't flatter yourself Gayzarman

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#16067 - 03/20/04 04:08 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Quote:

Yeah. What a fag. This guy totally sucks. Long live the anal milkshake!!!!




Oh brother , isnt there a toilet somewhere you should be cleaning !

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#16068 - 04/01/04 04:49 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Hot hunks show off all their assets
Current Members Login, Quasarman. Who... what... is Quasarman? Some
say he hosts a hardcore gay internet gossip site site. Others ...
gay.swoit.com/d2acdcb94fe27738a644ab8884ea53b5/ index.php?feature=270 - 16k
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#16069 - 04/16/04 08:46 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
I read somewhere that Quasar has just return from Brazil where he was shooting she-male movies for Zero Tolerance ! What a fucking scumbag . Im going to try and find the link to this story .

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#16070 - 04/16/04 08:51 AM Re: Quasarman shoots in Brazil
BigPornFan Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Found it .... Quasarman should be blacklisted from porn .



Mike Quasar Shoots In Brazil
by Duke Floored (send email to Duke Floored)

Carly Milne writes on www.pornblography.com: In light of all this news regarding Darren James, I'd been trying to call my good pal and fellow Canadian Mike Quasar, who - last I'd heard - was in Brazil shooting with Zero Tolerance for what seems like forever. He finally called me today from the airport to let me know several things:


a) He has been without cell service for the last two weeks, much to his chagrin;

b) Brazil is crawling with bugs that not only bite, they have teeth. Plus, nobody in Brazil believes in bug screens;

c) It was not Mark Anthony who joined them in Brazil, it was Mark Wood and he's "sitting next to [him], happy as a clam, about to board a plane to go home";

d) That not only were they nowhere near Rio hiring one-legged trannies to do scenes for $1.50, but that they arranged for all their girls before they flew down there and paid for all of their HIV testing before they even set foot on a plane. Plus, when a couple of the girls showed up sans tests, they shut production down and sent them home.

Essentially he told me that I needen't worry. And that he would try to get me a sno-globe, but that it would more than likely be a garbage globe because apparently where they were was a mixture of paradise and cess pool.

That is all for now, as I'm still on-set and I'm about to become an extra in a girl/girl scene between Sunrise Adams and Janine. I'll be playing a casheir in a lingerie store. I'm just about to go ask PT, the director, what my motivation is. Maybe if this writing and PR thing doesn't work out I can make a living as an extra in Vivid movies.

Nah


Edited by BigPornFan (04/16/04 08:56 AM)

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#16071 - 04/16/04 09:18 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
NikNackWankyWank Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 8
Quote:

I didn't care for how he acted in this much.

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Reviews&Secondary_Navigation=Title_Review&Action=Show_Review&Content_ID=39340






"the creepy perverted home viewer"

I actually find that quite amusing. If you take it tongue and cheek as it was implied, you'll probably chuckle.

Stop taking things so seriously you might find yourself working for the Bush administration.

Wankus
KSEXradio.com

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#16072 - 04/16/04 10:22 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Obviously, Gayzarman doesn't take his porn seriously enough because it sucks, but I bet he sucks you seriously...

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#16073 - 04/16/04 11:16 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
quasarman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
The bravery of the anonymous never ceases to amaze. Long live this thread!!!!

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#16074 - 04/16/04 04:38 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

The bravery of the anonymous never ceases to amaze. Long live this thread!!!!



The anonymous need to be forced to watch all of Ed Power's releaes.
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#16075 - 04/16/04 04:45 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
This is from a clown who calls himself Mike Quasar, was your dad named Gabe Quasar? Tell me your home address and I'll be there in person to introduce myself. I'm most definate I'll kick your ass. So, how about it tough guy? PM that street number, so we can chat or I can stop by the offices anytime: Death to Gayazarman!
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#16076 - 04/16/04 06:18 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
quasarman Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
Look up the address to my office anytime in the AVN directory or anywhere online. 'm there everyday. I eagerly await your visit. Perhaps we can have lunch

Best regards,
Your pal Quaze

P.S
"I'm most definate I'll kick your ass"
Hopefully your table manners are more developed than your grammar and spelling. Maybe you should get a GED before you attempt to debate people.

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#16077 - 04/16/04 08:42 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
jrv says...
"the anomenyms need to be forced to watch all of Ed Powers' releases"
OMG:the extremely frightening thought of that...

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#16078 - 04/17/04 12:01 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

Look up the address to my office anytime in the AVN directory or anywhere online. 'm there everyday. I eagerly await your visit. Perhaps we can have lunch

Maybe you should get a GED before you attempt to debate people.




Look who's talking? Can anybody say punctuation or the letter "I"? What debate, assface? There's no debating that you're a hack. Maybe you should learn to put out some porn worth watching, but I doubt it's possible. Yeah, let's have lunch, I'll make you a shit milkshake.
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#16079 - 04/17/04 04:37 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
quasarman Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
Actually, there's quite a difference between an unintentional typo and a complete and total disregard for spelling, sentence structure or any other sign of an an I.Q above 68.
I'm still eagerly awaiting my ass kicking or perhaps because of your status as a "registered sex offender" you are only able to travel as far as your electronic ankle bracelet will allow you. Perhaps that's why my ass still remains unkicked.
A "shit milkshake" does indeed sound tasty but I think I'll just enjoy a Diet Coke during our luncheon. Hopefully you can school me in all of the ways of making quality pornography. As a hack, I'd very much appreciate your sage advice. After all, I've only been earning a living at this for 14 years. You on other hand are in the unique position of offering your opinion from behind an anonymous moniker on an internet message board. If only we'd met years ago. My career could be soaring by now.
Anyway, I'm enjoying this friendly exchange immensely and I do hope that a mutually beneficial luncheon followed by a sound ass kicking is in the not-to-distant future.

Best wishes and may all of your dreams come true.
Quaze



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#16080 - 04/17/04 04:52 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Hey Queeze,
Is this an open invitation? I know there'll be plenty lining up w/ me to take a baseball bat to your clever smartass face. How about it Queefman?

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#16081 - 04/17/04 04:57 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
quasarman Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
The more the merrier. Denny's sound good? How about Wednesday?

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#16082 - 04/17/04 05:58 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Dennys? No wonder you drink Diet Coke. 14 years and nothing but a gay name and some stupid videos to show for it? Pathetic. Just look at yourself. Trading insults with some anonymous porn sage on the net. I've no illusions about what I do, I hate shitty porn. You make shitty porn, so what?. The truth hurts. Did I strike a nerve? What a big clever porn director you are gettin seriously involved win a mud-slinging contest on nonsense like grammar. Funny how easy was: Wanna fight? what a douchebag. That's some career you got going there, buddy. No wonder your videos suck
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#16083 - 04/17/04 06:42 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
quasarman Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
Don't put yourself down SmutMutant. You're just as important as I am. You're not just some anonymous sage on the internet. You're THE anonymous sage on the internet.
I agree, It is a shameful indictment of American capitalism that someone as pathetic as I with only a handful of sub-par porn videos under his belt could have avoided homelessness all of these years. In any other country I would have starved to death.
Striking a nerve is something that my endodontist did 4 months ago during a rather uncomfortable root canal procedure but I haven't experienced any similar senasations during our enjoyable and constructive exchange.
As far as fighting goes, I'll admit that I'm not much of a brawler, as a matter of fact I'd probably just call the cops if you showed up at my door but I have "private messaged" you my address twice now with no response whatsoever from you.
Lastly SmutMutant, if that is your real name, perhaps you should exercise the simple option that has been championed by Libertarians for decades in this counrty - don't buy my movies. You don't like inferior porn and I don't like semi-literate anonymous cretins who still live with their parents. Is it a deal?

Eagerly awaiting your supremely articulate response.
Your pal,
Quaze

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#16084 - 04/17/04 09:04 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
NikNackWankyWank Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 8
Quote:

'm there everyday.




Hmmm...in defense of Quas, I actually think the ( 'm ) was intentional. You see when you work with Gauge on a frequent basis, it's not uncommon to start picking up on her southern style.

I personally have urinated on my dog six times this week. On Wednesday we decided to have my birthday party at a Klan meeting but had to change venues last minute because they wouldn't let some of our hosts attend, well at least not as guests of the party. Friday night my girlfriend and I had a spitting competition as to who could looggg the farthest and of course the browner the spit, the more bonus points we got.

So, not to interrupt your highly educated critique of Quas, but I needed to just point out an obvious Gauge-ism. By the way, for those of you keeping score that does qualify as ONE point for Quas.

And thank you for listening, have a nice vagina.

Wankus
KSEXradio.com

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#16085 - 04/18/04 06:38 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Ahh, the infinite wisdom of Quasarman, a boy who graduated from the cum mop on up to making poorly shot porn videos. Proudly proclaiming 14 years of porn mishaps when, like how many of those years were spent fetching lube, Denny's and writing on message boards? Sad. Still, why he engages in his inarticulate discourse when he could be wasting more videotape on yet another one of his awful creations. Sorry never spent a dime on your stuff, thankfully, the promos were annoying enough. Then there's Wankus, another "powerful" figure in porn who feels the need to jump to the aid of his misunderstood butt-buddy.Btw, Quaze, you're real name IS Quazarman, isn't it. I can look it up in the phone book to find your home address which you're still too chicken to send me twice. I asked for it twice, bitch. I won't ask a third time, because this was just a silly game started by Mr. anonymous here and yes, that is Mr. Smutmutant to you and the equally brilliant Wankus. Ksex radio? It's hard to imagine people actually listening to self-important cretins talk about porn. Wow! Who's got HIV? Who's fucking who? What does Tera Patrick think about the weather? Let's ask Gauge here to tell us all about her abusive childhood... Is that like talking about fighting? Silly rabbits.
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#16086 - 04/18/04 07:24 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
NikNackWankyWank Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 8
Damn it. Another DP Tonight fan.

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#16087 - 04/18/04 07:41 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Quote:

Damn it. Another DP Tonight fan.




duh, another dumb post from Wankus

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#16088 - 04/18/04 04:59 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
quasarman Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/23/03
Posts: 9
Loc: Very near naked people
Wow. Something profound just occurred to me - I have a life. I have a non-inflatable female companion. I have money in the bank and The Family Guy on DVD. This little exchange has been entertaining but all good things must come to an end. I must go back to work now on my inferior pornographic product. My shitty movies don't edit themselves. I'd hate to have to revert back to the cum mop to earn a living.
Strangely you haven't acknowledged that I've accepted your offer of ass kicking. You asked me to "PM" my address to you and I have done it now FOUR TIMES. Yet, my doorbell has not sounded. My lawn has not been trod upon by anyone except my gardener. What gives? Where's the ass kicking? Surely you must agree that it's worth at least 180 days in County because you take porn more seriously than Christopher Reeves takes spinal cord research. Where's the ass kicking you promised? Such a shame that you let me live rent free in your head for all of your waking hours.
In cyberspace Smutmutant is an all-powerful, all-knowing super foe. In reality he's clearly a guy with self-esteem issues and a lot of free time. You feel very important here hiding behind your anonymity and I don't want to take that away from you. After all, it's all you really have. I do agree with you that the "Quasar" name is indeed moronic but it was the best I could come up with at the time. Most people in the business know my real name however. It's never been a secret, unlike yours.

I hope one day you can find true happiness or at least find a female companion who doesn't immediately ask you for payment after you drop a load.

Your Buddy forever more
Quaze

P.S. Don't forget to listen to KSEXRadio.com !!!

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#16089 - 04/19/04 06:55 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Wow. It "just" occured to you, that you have a life. When will it occur to you that you can't direct worth a shit and should stop wasting all that valuable tape? You have Family Guy on dvd? Whoop-de-fuckin-doo! Hey everybody, Quaze has a dvd player!! Amazing, maybe he can go out and see what good porn actually looks like. Maybe if he took porn as seriously as I allegedly do he could actually produce something worth watching. Here is Mr Big Time Porn shooter/editor who thinks he's Howard Stern actually getting all puffed up engaging in a silly game started by a porn sage with with self esteem issues. Are you dense, buddy? Don't you get it that you've been roped into a bunch of nonsense. Maybe while you're editing one of your crummy movies you'll be thinking of anonymous Mr. Smutmutant here and actually do a half way decent job splicing all that horrible footage together. Maybe I'll actually be a positive influence on you, think of me as quality control there money in the bank sex radio jerk who'd be better wasting his free time trying to master his pathetic editing/shooting skills instead of battling the all-knowing superfoe that is Mr. Smutmutant to you. If you really want to know who I am give Jeff Steward a call. I'm sure he'll be happy to enlighten you. Game over.
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#16090 - 04/19/04 09:15 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Lets see ,the score so far is ......

Smutmutant 5
Lurid1 2
Wankus 0
Quasarman -5
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#16091 - 04/20/04 05:48 AM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

If you really want to know who I am give Jeff Steward a call. I'm sure he'll be happy to enlighten you. Game over.




He never called dude which doesn't surprise me one bit.A few years ago,Quasarman was talking mad shit about Nelson from Legend.He even called the owners over there and tried to get him fired.Well to make a long story short,when he met Kid Nelson in Vegas he pretty much licked his balls to avoid a asskicking.Quasarman has a big mouth on the internet and a small tight asskissing one in person.
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#16092 - 04/20/04 03:43 PM Re: Quasarman = Gayzarman?
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Stick a fork in Gayzarman because hes done .

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