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#157480 - 04/04/06 06:35 PM Kitten
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#157481 - 04/04/06 06:55 PM Re: Kitten
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#157482 - 04/04/06 07:06 PM Re: Kitten
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Ok, so I am going out to my house in the country tomorrow, chopping down every fucking tree on the 40 acres of land, and building the biggest fucking ark ever, because surely god is about to flush the toilet and wash us all away like the fucked up pieces of shit we are as a species.
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#157483 - 04/05/06 01:06 AM Re: Kitten
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Ok, so I am going out to my house in the country tomorrow, chopping down every fucking tree on the 40 acres of land, and building the biggest fucking ark ever, because surely god is about to flush the toilet and wash us all away like the fucked up pieces of shit we are as a species.




I didn't know an ark can save you from fire and ash. Admit it, chicks with cerebral palsy and spina bifida get your motor running.

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#157484 - 04/05/06 01:31 AM Re: Kitten
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Look out, Christian. This guy wants to do porn.

and he's selling his used socks but how does he put them on?
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#157485 - 04/05/06 11:27 AM Re: Kitten
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Ok, so I am going out to my house in the country tomorrow, chopping down every fucking tree on the 40 acres of land, and building the biggest fucking ark ever, because surely god is about to flush the toilet and wash us all away like the fucked up pieces of shit we are as a species.




I didn't know an ark can save you from fire and ash. Admit it, chicks with cerebral palsy and spina bifida get your motor running.




Well, from what I remember from my fine catholic school education, fire and ash was just to destroy certain cities, like if God decides to destroy the Valley. When he decides to take a mulligan on the human race as a whole, it will be by great flood, so that he can start over fresh.

Enough religion class, all i know is between the absurdity of what is going on in porn, and the absolute retardation I am seeing with 90% of myspace users who constantly email me trying to fuck but not realizing I am a dude, we can not be far from extinction.

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#157486 - 04/05/06 12:26 PM Re: Kitten
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Well, from what I remember from my fine catholic school education, fire and ash was just to destroy certain cities, like if God decides to destroy the Valley. When he decides to take a mulligan on the human race as a whole, it will be by great flood, so that he can start over fresh.





"the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, And the stars of heaven shall fall" - Mark 13:14-28

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Enough religion class, all i know is between the absurdity of what is going on in porn, and the absolute retardation I am seeing with 90% of myspace users who constantly email me trying to fuck but not realizing I am a dude, we can not be far from extinction.







It's the end of the world, and I feel fine? Myspace users are the lowest common denominator.

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#157487 - 04/05/06 05:02 PM Re: Kitten
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Ok, so I am going out to my house in the country tomorrow, chopping down every fucking tree on the 40 acres of land, and building the biggest fucking ark ever, because surely god is about to flush the toilet and wash us all away like the fucked up pieces of shit we are as a species.




I didn't know an ark can save you from fire and ash. Admit it, chicks with cerebral palsy and spina bifida get your motor running.




Well, from what I remember from my fine catholic school education, fire and ash was just to destroy certain cities, like if God decides to destroy the Valley. When he decides to take a mulligan on the human race as a whole, it will be by great flood, so that he can start over fresh.

Enough religion class, all i know is between the absurdity of what is going on in porn, and the absolute retardation I am seeing with 90% of myspace users who constantly email me trying to fuck but not realizing I am a dude, we can not be far from extinction.






i love you.... I hope for an apocalypse of some sort... something to cleanse this planet of the virusthat infests it... at least a decent % of them... i feel though it will come more from inablity to breed. At some point a % of the earths population will cese to be able to bredd... ifyou look it up it is already beginning. people are becomeing less potent. I feel man should hasten this with controlled breeding... i.e. breeding liscences. If you cannot prove you are not only a good parent genetically, but are able to provide a stable home... you do not get to breed. That would solve many of our problems, including the environmental ones... not to mention is more human than more extreme solutions like the scientist that wants to use airbourne ebola to wipe man from the planet.
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#157488 - 04/05/06 06:38 PM Re: Kitten
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dude, any country with tracked elementary and secondary education knows how smart it's kids are. the countries that don't do this are safe to nuke, the rest you just seperate the kids at on the side of the gaussian curve that predicts poverty and criminality pretty accurately. tell them it's a field trip, get some buses.

the grand canyon just screams "mass gravesite available!" to me, dunno about others.
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#157489 - 04/05/06 07:26 PM Re: Kitten
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wheres Spinal Meningitis girl?
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#157490 - 04/05/06 10:22 PM Re: Kitten
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dude, any country with tracked elementary and secondary education knows how smart it's kids are. the countries that don't do this are safe to nuke, the rest you just seperate the kids at on the side of the gaussian curve that predicts poverty and criminality pretty accurately. tell them it's a field trip, get some buses.

the grand canyon just screams "mass gravesite available!" to me, dunno about others.




actally i advocate a test at 6th grade to see potential... all above the curve go on and get educated... the rest begin their careers as low level employees... the world needs burger flippers.
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#157491 - 04/05/06 11:00 PM Re: Kitten
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actally i advocate a test at 6th grade to see potential... all above the curve go on and get educated... the rest begin their careers as low level employees... the world needs burger flippers.




Test scores don't necessarily determine intelligence. Lots of bright kids score very badly in school and end up coming ahead of their high scoring counterparts. This does not include people with obvious learning disabilities. More the underachiever bracket. I wonder what you really fall under rob, your inadequacies and obvious attempts at covering them up make me think you were an underachiever. What have you contributed to society that would make me think you have contributed more then say a janitor? Considering that a janitor contributes to public safety by keeping things sanitized and maintains buildings so they function correctly.

The thing that you fail to identify rob that in a world as stringent as you describe, your utopia, you would have no place. Extremists rarely have room for underachieving perverts in their busy scheduling of executions and moving all those sixth graders below the curve into hard labor. When a bottom feeder fails to identify that they are indeed a bottom feeder it usually leads them into the hands of the people that will enforce the fact that they are indeed a cretin of the highest level.

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#157492 - 04/06/06 09:26 AM Re: Kitten
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actally i advocate a test at 6th grade to see potential... all above the curve go on and get educated... the rest begin their careers as low level employees... the world needs burger flippers.




Test scores don't necessarily determine intelligence. Lots of bright kids score very badly in school and end up coming ahead of their high scoring counterparts. This does not include people with obvious learning disabilities. More the underachiever bracket. I wonder what you really fall under rob, your inadequacies and obvious attempts at covering them up make me think you were an underachiever. What have you contributed to society that would make me think you have contributed more then say a janitor? Considering that a janitor contributes to public safety by keeping things sanitized and maintains buildings so they function correctly.

The thing that you fail to identify rob that in a world as stringent as you describe, your utopia, you would have no place. Extremists rarely have room for underachieving perverts in their busy scheduling of executions and moving all those sixth graders below the curve into hard labor. When a bottom feeder fails to identify that they are indeed a bottom feeder it usually leads them into the hands of the people that will enforce the fact that they are indeed a cretin of the highest level.




I realize that some very intelligent people do not test well... that is why the test would be engineered in sucha fashion as to take that into account by being multifacted enough to show what sort of light shines in the little heads... I am referring to a very extensive test, part Wechsler I.Q. , part S.A.T., part WAIS-III, and part PYTHAGORAS. It would also include a personality assessment and a psychological assessment. When i say thorough, i mean thorough! Even those who do not test well would be indentified in those cases. I never made any references to Executions, on the contrary i am quite against the idea... I believe every life should be used for it's fullest potential. I value the sanctity of human life. I also see a way to make human life better. I know some would take it as extreme and even cite previous works against this sort of idea such as Fritz Lang's Metropolis and to an extent the favorite book for argumentative reference of hippies and teeneagers everywhere, 1984. But it is not Extremist... in fact i see it as very centrist in some ways. I't is very humane. Imagine a country with no homless... all the workers will have homes. Imagine a country with no welfare, as even the worker class families will be given the right amount for their fmaily size and there will be no families too large due to not being allowed to have more than two children. Not to mention the other societal and environmental benefits. Obviously this world will probably never come about... but i have been using it for the setting of the book i am writing.


As far as your comments towards me... I never recieved a grade lower than a B in a subject and the only B's i got were in Algebra II and Pre-Calc. I am one of those who does better with Geometry than Algebra, and it showed. When i got into a legal battle with my school my lawyer set it up where i could test out of the classes with a CLEP like test for each class, so i was graduated before i would have reached the 10th grade, with a 3.7gpa unweighted. I had an S.A.T. of 1480, and an ACT composite score of 33... and did 3yrs of college before i quit after my father died. So, i'm not one you could consider an underachiever... no. I am currently finishing off my last couple of credits so i can have my masters before i leave for Europe. Yes, I did porn... so fucking what, i had fun while i was young... i have never touched any drugs with the exception of taking 3 hits of marijuana in my entire life... I just fucked, that is much better on the brain. You cannot discount a persons intelligence soley based on the fact that they chose some non-traditional paths for the purpose of satisfying a curiosity and seeking pleasure. We never really did it for money... money was good... it was a bonus... but I also lied to people about being broke all the time thanks to advice given to me early by our own Tony Malice. When i mentioned to him doing well financially early on he told me
to never let people know that, always make them think you guys are broke... you'll get more work. Before i even started in porn we had a bank account with over $200,000 in it left over from my father's death... When i left california it had 210K... and that wasnt the account that i kept while i was there... never took a dime from it, and it is going to do me well once i get to the other side of the sea.

As far as what I have contributed to society... I am 24 years old... most 24yr olds have yt to make a solid contribution to society yet. The project I am currently working on will provide amusement for millions of people every year. Also i consider art to be one of the greatest conributions one can make to society. Although it tends to go unappreciated in a uncultured society. I would say my music and my writing are also and will be contributions as well. Not to mention all the non-porn websites i have designed, and the fact that i have saved 4 lives from drug abuse... i would say i have made many conributions. Bottom Feeder.... no. I help bring people up.

So tell me what inadaquacies you percieve. I admit to mine... i'm not as tall as i would like to be, im not great at algebra, I suffer from stress induced anxiety, My coach gave me some performance enhancing pills when i was 14 and now i have bitchtits (until August ), and I tend to be both mysoginistic and misanthropic. I like to push buttons to see how people react, I say offensive remarks for the sole purpose of making people uncomfortable, I tend to keep my personal environment as an anachronistic view of my world, and i reject popular culture in almost all of it's forms (not for the purpose of being contrary but because i fide it trite, uncultured and inane), I hold people to standards so high no one could live up to them, and i find myself from time to time straddling the fence religiously. I admit to my faults.

I intend on continuing the rest of my life working in my current field, making money off of smut, making my music (top priority), and writing my book, which i am in the process of doing. So take heart... This "underacheiever" as you called me, will be sitting on the beach in Italy next summer, before going back to his office in the Netherlands.

I'll be sure to post the pics here.



now go on withwhatever response you will give about my long winded retort, With whatever comments about my intelligence you are going to make. blah, blah, blah. I have paperwork to do.

your argument --> <---me
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#157493 - 04/06/06 11:33 AM Re: Kitten
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Holy shit dude, I can't believe you put that much effort into a response. That alone made me... Respek' !

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#157494 - 04/06/06 11:14 AM Re: Kitten
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good thing i didnt just respond... STFU Fagg0t! LOL I pwned j00!!!
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#157495 - 04/06/06 03:03 PM Re: Kitten
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good thing i didnt just respond... STFU Fagg0t! LOL I pwned j00!!!




Booyakasha!

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#157496 - 04/06/06 03:13 PM Re: Kitten
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What the hell kind of response is that? What the Hell is going on here?



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#157497 - 04/06/06 03:18 PM Re: Kitten
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Serendipity.
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#157498 - 04/06/06 03:27 PM Re: Kitten
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What the hell kind of response is that? What the Hell is going on here?


Idon't know but if it keeps up I will lullabuy a bumbbaclot in this muffucca-
oh and EXCUSE ME IS THIS FUCKIN THREAD ABOUT YET ANOTHER FUCKIN MIDGET? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE FUCKIN MIDGETS???? See this shit will keep up until public demand ends up with me being "inadvertantly booked"with one of those bastards,and when you see what happens to that one-I bet you wont find that shit to be sexy on any level Keep fucking around with me with these fuckin midgets



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#157499 - 04/06/06 03:28 PM Re: Kitten
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i still am dissapointed i never fucked a midget on camera...
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#157500 - 04/06/06 03:48 PM Re: Kitten
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EXCUSE ME IS THIS FUCKIN THREAD ABOUT YET ANOTHER FUCKIN MIDGET? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE FUCKIN MIDGETS????





You know you want it.


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#157501 - 04/06/06 05:34 PM Re: Kitten
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EXCUSE ME IS THIS FUCKIN THREAD ABOUT YET ANOTHER FUCKIN MIDGET? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE FUCKIN MIDGETS????




Try to think of them as "cock puppets"...perhaps you'll warm to them.
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#157502 - 04/06/06 05:36 PM Re: Kitten
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Longshot,I would say you may have a very bad obsession with YOURSELF. Holly shit! Smart and successful people do not have to convince anyone they are successful or smart. Oh and this mantra you chant about having not made a mistake by doing porn is that for us or you?
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#157503 - 04/06/06 05:40 PM Re: Kitten
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you have to admit tho...Rob did use a lot of words there!


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#157504 - 04/06/06 05:46 PM Re: Kitten
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EXCUSE ME IS THIS FUCKIN THREAD ABOUT YET ANOTHER FUCKIN MIDGET? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE FUCKIN MIDGETS????




Try to think of them as "cock puppets"...perhaps you'll warm to them.




i want a cock puppet
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#157505 - 04/06/06 05:50 PM Re: Kitten
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Oh and this mantra you chant about having not made a mistake by doing porn is that for us or you?




im only going to dignify this with a response cause i answered the rest in my post...

It is for you, i hate the assumption that only fucked up people can do porn, and then people can do nothing worthwhile afterwords. When that comes from someone in the industry... all that it reflects is that they have a low self image and a lack of respect or pride in what they do.

and name me one great mind in history that wasn't self obsessed... anyone with Saint before their name doesn't count.
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#157506 - 04/06/06 06:04 PM Re: Kitten
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it all smells like Scientologyâ„¢ to me...


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#157507 - 04/06/06 06:06 PM Re: Kitten
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
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to quote Darth Vader

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NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


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#157508 - 04/06/06 06:28 PM Re: Kitten
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good thing i didnt just respond... STFU Fagg0t! LOL I pwned j00!!!




congratulations on entering adulthood and never growing up, by the way. i like how everything you think is cool was played out circa 2003 because it makes it that much easier to mock you.

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#157509 - 04/06/06 06:35 PM Re: Kitten
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2003... hah, more like 1983. and yeah, im real hurt that im not hip to the newest trends... shit... many of the things im into hasnt been hip since 1943, or 1843 for that matter... I have a fetish for women in corsets for gods sake... I like 1940s flapper girls... telling me im out of style doesn't hurt me sweetie.. i believe in anachronism almost as a way of life... I mean.. I OWN ZOOT SUITS!!! AND FROCK COATS!!!
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#157510 - 04/06/06 06:38 PM Re: Kitten
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I OWN ZOOT SUITS!!! AND FROCK COATS!!!




this succinctly captures everything that is wrong with you. when will you understand that "subcultures" are gay? that your very preoccupation with being interesting and an individual is what makes you so loathsome?

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#157511 - 04/06/06 07:00 PM Re: Kitten
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see, it isn't about subcultures... do i cross over with subcultures... yes. But i am myself on my own, my obsessions and curiosities are mine and mine alone. I have no preoccupation with being interesting, i don't find myself as such. I just have a love for certain things, I have a passion for certain eras... The zoot suit has nothing to do with a current subculture thing to me.. it is a love for a bygone era... when men were men, and dames were dames... same with the frock. I'll take that over what shlubs people have become nowdays.

Perception isn't reality sweetie.
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#157512 - 04/06/06 07:23 PM Re: Kitten
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yeah, frocks aren't a completely queer violation of the gender roles you hold so dear.



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#157513 - 04/06/06 07:33 PM Re: Kitten
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yeah, frocks aren't a completely queer violation of the gender roles you hold so dear.







ummm... you say you're in college, right. Cause right now i am having trouble buying that, sugar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frock_coat

have yourself a little education with your crow.
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#157514 - 04/06/06 07:35 PM Re: Kitten
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yeah, frocks aren't a completely queer violation of the gender roles you hold so dear.







ummm... you say you're in college, right. Cause right now i am having trouble buying that, sugar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frock_coat

have yourself a little education with your crow.




oh, no, i know what a frock coat is. i also know that it is almost unfathomably gay that a man in the 21st century would sport one.

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#157515 - 04/06/06 07:39 PM Re: Kitten
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Then why are they still used in the military? And as a Jew you should know that it is worn still by many orthodox Jews! Mine is, as i said as an anachronism.
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#157516 - 04/06/06 07:41 PM Re: Kitten
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Then why are they still used in the military? And as a Jew you should know that it is worn still by many orthodox Jews! Mine is, as i said as an anachronism.




Cass is a jew? Wow that one flew right by me. Watch out rob she might be your boss one day. lol

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#157517 - 04/06/06 07:43 PM Re: Kitten
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Then why are they still used in the military? And as a Jew you should know that it is worn still by many orthodox Jews! Mine is, as i said as an anachronism.




look, i don't have to love the great big bearded jehova to know that you, rob longshot (not in the military, not an orthodox jew), have taken dicks. i don't sport a bonnet even though early american settlers did and the amish still do. if i did and gave those reasons, i'd probably get beaten up and i would deserve it. speaking of which, i dare you to wear yours to a military base.

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#157518 - 04/06/06 07:44 PM Re: Kitten
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how is it possible that cassandra and longshot are fighting in every thread?
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#157519 - 04/06/06 07:46 PM Re: Kitten
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Then why are they still used in the military? And as a Jew you should know that it is worn still by many orthodox Jews! Mine is, as i said as an anachronism.




look, i don't have to love the great big bearded jehova to know that you, rob longshot (not in the military, not an orthodox jew), have taken dicks. i don't sport a bonnet even though early american settlers did and the amish still do. if i did and gave those reasons, i'd probably get beaten up and i would deserve it. speaking of which, i dare you to wear yours to a military base.




nope, never taken dick... and yep, ive worn it on a military base. I lived on one for 17yrs.
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#157520 - 04/06/06 07:48 PM Re: Kitten
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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how is it possible that cassandra and longshot are fighting in every thread?




cause she has a hard on for me and comes into every thread i post in to start a fight with me... sapping the life out of the thread and any intelligent discussion therin.
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#157521 - 04/06/06 07:49 PM Re: Kitten
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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how is it possible that cassandra and longshot are fighting in every thread?



Thats one of the reasons I moved it out of TFH. This thread had nothing to do with talent.
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#157522 - 04/06/06 07:50 PM Re: Kitten
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Thats one of the reasons I moved it out of TFH. This thread had nothing to do with talent.





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#157523 - 04/06/06 07:50 PM Re: Kitten
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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how is it possible that cassandra and longshot are fighting in every thread?




cause she has a hard on for me and comes into every thread i post in to start a fight with me... sapping the life out of the thread and any intelligent discussion therin.




longshot, nothing you write qualifies as "intelligent discussion."

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#157524 - 04/06/06 07:53 PM Re: Kitten
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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Quote:

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how is it possible that cassandra and longshot are fighting in every thread?




cause she has a hard on for me and comes into every thread i post in to start a fight with me... sapping the life out of the thread and any intelligent discussion therin.




longshot, nothing you write qualifies as "intelligent discussion."




hrmmm... i direct you to the conversation that was going on in this thread pre-dykejack. and then i challenge you to find anything that you have posted that isn't anything more than an uppity version of "LOL u fagg0t, u a fag, i 0wnz j00, lolz"
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#157525 - 04/06/06 08:06 PM Re: Kitten
asdf Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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I realize that some very intelligent people do not test well... that is why the test would be engineered in sucha fashion as to take that into account by being multifacted enough to show what sort of light shines in the little heads... I am referring to a very extensive test, part Wechsler I.Q. , part S.A.T., part WAIS-III, and part PYTHAGORAS. It would also include a personality assessment and a psychological assessment. When i say thorough, i mean thorough! Even those who do not test well would be indentified in those cases. I never made any references to Executions, on the contrary i am quite against the idea... I believe every life should be used for it's fullest potential. I value the sanctity of human life. I also see a way to make human life better. I know some would take it as extreme and even cite previous works against this sort of idea such as Fritz Lang's Metropolis and to an extent the favorite book for argumentative reference of hippies and teeneagers everywhere, 1984. But it is not Extremist... in fact i see it as very centrist in some ways. I't is very humane. Imagine a country with no homless... all the workers will have homes. Imagine a country with no welfare, as even the worker class families will be given the right amount for their fmaily size and there will be no families too large due to not being allowed to have more than two children. Not to mention the other societal and environmental benefits. Obviously this world will probably never come about... but i have been using it for the setting of the book i am writing.


As far as your comments towards me... I never recieved a grade lower than a B in a subject and the only B's i got were in Algebra II and Pre-Calc. I am one of those who does better with Geometry than Algebra, and it showed. When i got into a legal battle with my school my lawyer set it up where i could test out of the classes with a CLEP like test for each class, so i was graduated before i would have reached the 10th grade, with a 3.7gpa unweighted. I had an S.A.T. of 1480, and an ACT composite score of 33... and did 3yrs of college before i quit after my father died. So, i'm not one you could consider an underachiever... no. I am currently finishing off my last couple of credits so i can have my masters before i leave for Europe. Yes, I did porn... so fucking what, i had fun while i was young... i have never touched any drugs with the exception of taking 3 hits of marijuana in my entire life... I just fucked, that is much better on the brain. You cannot discount a persons intelligence soley based on the fact that they chose some non-traditional paths for the purpose of satisfying a curiosity and seeking pleasure. We never really did it for money... money was good... it was a bonus... but I also lied to people about being broke all the time thanks to advice given to me early by our own Tony Malice. When i mentioned to him doing well financially early on he told me
to never let people know that, always make them think you guys are broke... you'll get more work. Before i even started in porn we had a bank account with over $200,000 in it left over from my father's death... When i left california it had 210K... and that wasnt the account that i kept while i was there... never took a dime from it, and it is going to do me well once i get to the other side of the sea.

As far as what I have contributed to society... I am 24 years old... most 24yr olds have yt to make a solid contribution to society yet. The project I am currently working on will provide amusement for millions of people every year. Also i consider art to be one of the greatest conributions one can make to society. Although it tends to go unappreciated in a uncultured society. I would say my music and my writing are also and will be contributions as well. Not to mention all the non-porn websites i have designed, and the fact that i have saved 4 lives from drug abuse... i would say i have made many conributions. Bottom Feeder.... no. I help bring people up.

So tell me what inadaquacies you percieve. I admit to mine... i'm not as tall as i would like to be, im not great at algebra, I suffer from stress induced anxiety, My coach gave me some performance enhancing pills when i was 14 and now i have bitchtits (until August ), and I tend to be both mysoginistic and misanthropic. I like to push buttons to see how people react, I say offensive remarks for the sole purpose of making people uncomfortable, I tend to keep my personal environment as an anachronistic view of my world, and i reject popular culture in almost all of it's forms (not for the purpose of being contrary but because i fide it trite, uncultured and inane), I hold people to standards so high no one could live up to them, and i find myself from time to time straddling the fence religiously. I admit to my faults.

I intend on continuing the rest of my life working in my current field, making money off of smut, making my music (top priority), and writing my book, which i am in the process of doing. So take heart... This "underacheiever" as you called me, will be sitting on the beach in Italy next summer, before going back to his office in the Netherlands.




intelligent discussion?

the people rest

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#157526 - 04/06/06 08:15 PM Re: Kitten
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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how is it possible that cassandra and longshot are fighting in every thread?



Thats one of the reasons I moved it out of TFH. This thread had nothing to do with talent.




its got nothing to do with anything....but im digressing on the previous digression
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#157527 - 04/07/06 03:40 AM Re: Kitten
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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Oh and this mantra you chant about having not made a mistake by doing porn is that for us or you?




im only going to dignify this with a response cause i answered the rest in my post...

It is for you, i hate the assumption that only fucked up people can do porn, and then people can do nothing worthwhile afterwords. When that comes from someone in the industry... all that it reflects is that they have a low self image and a lack of respect or pride in what they do.

and name me one great mind in history that wasn't self obsessed... anyone with Saint before their name doesn't count.




Oh Longshot. Thank you for giving me the dignity of a response. You think I am hoping you do nothing with your life? Not even close my little pygmy. You can live forever or die this very second and I do not give a shit either way. I am just annoyed by you expecting some recognition on what a little genius you are and how everyone should take note of your big brainpan. Someone makes a comment and you just come out swinging with the same things on your lips each time. I am smart! I have a great job! I did not need to do porn! I will be in Italy! I wear eye shadow and that makes me a man! Chicks dig my bitch titties! I like cock and pussy but I’m not gay! Like huge haymakers that sadly that never make contact with anything. You are like a little windmill.
What you may want to do is start a thread that’s title is I AM ROB LONGSHOT! Then list how much of a great mind you are and how you will cure cancer some day soon. You have art displayed at the Palazzo Vecchio. You websites are the best on the internet. Blah Blah. Then you can just post the link and save yourself the effort in typing. I am sure someone who is as advanced as you with your 12 fingers and lightning bolts shooting from his head had thought of this already. (I am sure of it because you are so smart you can read my mind)
I am not saying you can not do something with your life I am just suggesting you shut the fuck up and just do it! Just show us when you are done.
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#157528 - 04/07/06 08:06 AM Re: Kitten
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Has Cass posted

"4ll UR B4535 R B3L0NG 2 UZ" yet?

Her "Faggot, u fag, I pwnz u" posts are the best.
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#157529 - 04/07/06 09:42 AM Re: Kitten
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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I OWN ZOOT SUITS!!! AND FROCK COATS!!!




Stop it Rob.We all know you own nothing except maybe that basket of cans and bottles you push around town.
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