RATED T FOR TEEN
Looks like this is Mark Wood’s first NXT LeVL release for JM and signing him is like straight bank to wallet because I still think many of his lines for Legend were/are some of the most consistently viewer-rewarding videos in recent porn memory. Naturally this tape gives us a taste of Teens Goin’ Wild and All About Ass combined and you should be pleased with that. I have fond affinity for Rapid Fire as well with its rafters-packed quality quickie attack because there was always bound to be two, maybe three babes per episode worthy of pulling for vanilla pudding and you gotta like those odds when stacked against finding good gonzo.
While jumping around this dvd I noticed that there was the basic pre-hump q&a chit-chat for those who care to know a little bit more about their masturdates. I don’t know why I actually paid attention to it this time, but I found it quite unique that he asks them what kind of music they like which is something I used to always ask porno chicks until I started finding out that a lot of them like the cheese of the day and decided to drop the question. Why? Because if you think I’m too hard on porno you probably just missed the fucking pun. So... after skimming the scenes for something groovy to stir the gravy I made a beeline back to where Lucy Thai turned my trouser troll to stone with one boinng-hit-the-brakes look! Yabba-cadabra me so horny, please forgive me, she’s a hot Rated T For Thai-Cambodian mix who really takes the cake batter.... It never ceases to amaze me when a porn truth-bolt appears out of the blue to unexpectedly light up the screen. Do I make any sense? This scene sure as hell does and you gotta let it deliver itself for yourself and that means watch it if you wanna be bewitched by a blowjob and a beauty of a buttfucking. Aesthetically, I was glad to see her wearing platform pumps and bobby-sox a la Max, but she should’ve left them on throughout the whole scene. Despite that, just about everything most particularly the anal doggy finale was happy hocus pokass on my magic wand hand and for that reason alone this release goes onto this weeks must-grasp list. The moral? Good porn must be gotten hot fresh out the cauldron like witches brew.