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#154103 - 03/19/06 09:48 PM
"Male Talent"
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/15/04
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My colleague Hannah Harper said tonight, "male talent is a bit of an oxymoron, don't you agree?" I concur.
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#154104 - 03/19/06 10:29 PM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
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And yet you earn your living chugging down load after warm load from those you hold in such low reguard. Must be nice at the top. By the way way, you still getting choked out for fun on your days off, encouraging roomies to watch your vids and generally annoying those around you? And yeah, I've worked as the "talent" you so easily ridicule. But you should try keeping a hard-on going for 3 hours hours while people who should know better fumble with the basics of fuck film making. I just hope someday to see the BTS footage of you running to the shower crying, or spitting your own shit out from a dirty ATM. Let the guard down Ashley, you can be fun when you stop acting like such a tough guy.
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#154105 - 03/19/06 10:53 PM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 26
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And yet you earn your living chugging down load after warm load from those you hold in such low reguard. Must be nice at the top. By the way way, you still getting choked out for fun on your days off, encouraging roomies to watch your vids and generally annoying those around you? And yeah, I've worked as the "talent" you so easily ridicule. But you should try keeping a hard-on going for 3 hours hours while people who should know better fumble with the basics of fuck film making. I just hope someday to see the BTS footage of you running to the shower crying, or spitting your own shit out from a dirty ATM. Let the guard down Ashley, you can be fun when you stop acting like such a tough guy.
HOLY SHIT that was funny.
I still want to fuck ashley, though.
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#154109 - 03/20/06 03:27 AM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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a lot of male performers do seem to be chodes, but really, that's only to expected from a profession that seems to attract mainly felons, junkies and social retards.
Christian & Bishop, you're excluded from this, as from your posts you guys seem cool.
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#154110 - 03/20/06 04:51 AM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Some women go to great lengths to seek out the worst of the male gender, just so they can complain about them.
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#154111 - 03/20/06 05:34 AM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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THIS is male talent for you.
Duh that's a girl Smartt. Its just like a Brazilian to get the two sexes mixed up
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#154114 - 03/20/06 08:50 AM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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THIS is male talent for you.
Duh that's a girl Smartt. Its just like a Brazilian to get the two sexes mixed up
She is sitting on her balls.
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#154115 - 03/20/06 01:31 PM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Duh that's a girl Smartt. Its just like a Brazilian to get the two sexes mixed up
A GIRL? Look carefully, dumb american.
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#154116 - 03/20/06 04:25 PM
Re: "Male Talent"
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
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My colleague Hannah Harper said tonight, "male talent is a bit of an oxymoron, don't you agree?" I concur.
That's a bit harsh isn't it? I give you Exhibit "A".
Definately one for all the lady porn starlettes out there. This guy will be in big demand with the starlettes if he doesn't croak before he makes it to the states.
From: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18531351-13762,00.html
Who's your granddaddy From: From correspondents in Moscow
March 20, 2006
A 75-year-old grandfather has become the newest star of Russia's growing porn industry, after wandering on to a film set by mistake, thinking it was a muscle man show. David Bozdoganov has since starred in the films The Old Neighbour and Handyman at Work.
Director Alexander Plahov said: "We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples on stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at the back.
"I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this massive package straining against his trousers.
"I thought, now this could be an original idea. And I was right: all the movies we've made with David have been huge successes."
The beast with two backs - and a walking stick. But not everyone is delighted. The priapic pensioner apparently believes in the beneficial powers of garlic and his female co-stars have complained about his habit of rubbing it on his genitals before filming action scenes.
I don't get what having two backs is / means.
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#154118 - 03/20/06 08:20 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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You have to give props to the guys, they REALLY have to perform. There are few guys who are consistently good at it, and those are the ones we stick to working with (yes Christian you are in that category!).
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#154120 - 03/21/06 05:24 PM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
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Not many men get turned on by a good looking woman limping around on one bad leg
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#154121 - 03/21/06 06:47 PM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Oh it's hot. I've been limping around like a zombie, telling people that I want to eat their brains.
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#154122 - 03/21/06 07:00 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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I've worked as male talent B4 & the main problem I found was that the "female talent" usually were not attractive enough that I'd even wanna be seen in public with them...I got sick of hear directors say"she cleans up well"...now granted there are some very attractive female talent out there but here in the northeast they are few & far between
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#154125 - 03/21/06 07:10 PM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Fuck You monkey
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#154126 - 03/21/06 07:17 PM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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N.B.-to myself, jack m. and all on this forum--the following three or four posts were probably under 50 words, yet entertained me. sometimes we all try to hard, all it takes is garfield and "right effort".
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#154128 - 03/27/06 11:27 PM
Re: "Male Talent"
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/04
Posts: 128
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Applying the word talent to anyone in the adult industry is a bit of a stretch. I prefer the word ambition, which is a lot harder to find. After all, you don't need to fuck well ... you need to moan well and get it up if anything, yes? It's a kind term, talent is, for people who are eager to fuck and suck on camera. If you can actually act AND fuck, well maybe then you have some talent. Or if you can fuck AND score the music for the DVD, you then have talent.
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