If I say much more good stuff about the Francesca Le/Mark Wood/ Claudio triad, it’s going to look like I’m brainwashed. Maybe the outfits just mesmerize me, but it’s way better then having a microchip embedded by big brother. Francesca and company just make it worthwhile to look at porn and I’m damn glad I get the opportunity to review it. It’s fun stuff to wax a moonshot to and it’s that laid back professionalism they exude through their output I respect. I’m guilty of taking it way too seriously. Somebody should, but not seriously enough to be wearing a raincoat or a straightjacket. Yeah, I take porn to heart and it is becoming rusted shut because of it yet not the main reason for it growing cold. Worry not, this flick is hot. How’s that for a segue?
Francesca Le is palm pudding proof that women can rock at concocting porno. I find the pretty girl activities in the opening highly important because Francesca understands the secrets of fishnet, platform heels, slutty belts, and all that candies the female form. I’ve said it over and over like a broken record, but uncannily just as I was writing this I got an e-mail from Francesca saying that they’re bringing back the striptease just for me. Holy fuck, that’s like a psychic hotline to the stars. No fucking lie, ‘scuse me while I crow, but can you blame me? Smut actually has some pull besides tugging the taffy. Yeah I’ve been a real whiner about it in my Le’ Wood reviews recently, but honestly it was the first thing I’d watch on their dvds. I could get off to that just that alone. Trust me, if you watch as much porn as I do, you’ll like porn a lot less. I’m finding myself less patient with the sex though I’m more patient when it comes to tease. I used to fast forward past it and get right to the suck a fuck like Sierra Sinn says, but it’s the polar opposite now though I find it the perfect prelude to help break out the lube before indulging in carnal desire alone.
Anyway, this isn’t released by Le’ Wood, it’s an Excessive title, directed by a Fletcher somebody with Claudio as director of photography. The first scene with Flower and Katja "I Love XPT" Kassin is just another great day in the great life of Mark Wood when they both simultaneously rub their great asses on his lucky face before he buttfucks ‘em both. Damn, it’ll make you jealous. Check out the new Fox to read about the 5 girl soiree Francesca arranged for his birthday. Oh well, I digress, study carefully the pix I choose, analyze the order, make the right choices in life. [Excessive]
Keanni Lei