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#14754 - 01/29/04 10:29 AM
I don't wanna beat a throatfucked horse, but
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AC Cream Wannabe
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How many parents do you figure Gag Factor has made cry or even shriek? Remember that scene in 'Hardcore' where George C. Scott hires a private investigator to find his runaway daughter? Well, the PI showed up a few weeks later with a roll of film and played it for Scott in a vacant movie theater. It was a porno showing Scott's daughter getting banged by two guys. Scott freaked out crying and screaming "Turn it off! Turn it off!" Now that was just a siimple, normal tag-team scene. Just imagine how Scott would've reacted if the film had shown daddy's little girl hanging her head upsidedown and getting a penis shoved in her mouth until she coughs, chokes, retches, and vomits! He probably would've ran out of the theater screaming and into heavy traffic to kill the pain. And I imagine this is the sort of tragedy that Gag Factor has been forging since its inception. The suffering extends beyond the puking and regret of the girls of Gag Factor. With the wide dissemination of porn due to the Internet, even the most un-porn saavy of parents are going to hear about it if their daughter shows up (or upsidedown, rather) in Gag Factor. Perhaps it will go like this:
At one Sunday church service Mr. and Mrs. Parentofathroatfuckedwhore (name witheld), will be approached by Jeff that fat, quiet, 40ish, single member of their congregation. He'll say "Uh, John, Mary? I have to talk to you about something. I know where Cindy is." Mr. and Mrs. X will be ecstatic "Oh thank Heavens! We thought we'd never see her again! Where is she? In Africa passing out AIDS medication? We miss her so!" Jeff will stutteringly continue, "Uh, no. I, uh, saw a video. I recognized Cindy. It's.....awful." Mr. and Mrs. X grow wary, "Oh, no. It's not one of those horrible Girls Gone Wild videos is it? Please tell us our poor sweet Cindy hasn't ended up in one of those!" The fat 40ish loser becomes increasingly uneasy, "Uh, no ma'am. It's...oh I can't do this. It's too horrible." But Mr. and Mrs. X become adamant, "No, Jeff. We need to know. However horrible it is. We love and miss our daughter and need to know." Fat Jeff, backed into a corner, blurts out, almost on the verge of tears, "It's called Gag Factor! It is pornography! On this video...oh my god....I watched as Cindy hung her head upsidedown off a couch and some awful man shoved his penis violently into her mouth! She was gagging, just making awful sounds. Oh god! She vomited! She sounded just like she did when she tasted Mrs. Dahlberg's Swedish meatballs at the Church social two years ago! Please forgive me!". Upon hearing this, the blood drains from Mr. and Mrs. X's face and they are in shock. Mrs. X begins making noises like a wounded animal and curls up in the fetal position in the church lawn. Mr. X walks glumly and silently to his station wagon, takes the .38 snubnose he had to protect his family from the glovebox, puts it in his mouth, and fires.
Now seeing that Gag Factor is up to volume 13, and there are about 10 girls in each edition, you can multiply this tragic scenario (with slight variations) to 130 sets of families and concerned friends who experience similar horror. Hard as it is to believe, even the lowest of throatfucked whores are loved by someone. Their tragic decision to appear forever in Gag Factor has serious repercussions that extend beyond their own fucked-up lives.
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(Sincerely),
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#14757 - 01/29/04 05:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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once some wacko bitch came back the next day with her psycho boyfriend and attacked that whelp Ed Powers and hit him on the head ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smashfreak.gif) with some award he won.
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#14759 - 01/31/04 07:13 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/22/03
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Hey...its the bitches choice to be in the movie. She should think about everything before she signs up.
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#14760 - 02/01/04 02:57 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/25/04
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I don't think jealous boyfriends and upset fathers think with logic.
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#14762 - 02/01/04 07:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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Me too... ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) It would be way more entertaining than that unwatchable boring ass Seymore Butts show on Showtime.
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#14764 - 02/28/05 05:35 AM
Re: I don't wanna beat a throatfucked horse, but
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AC Cream Wannabe
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**BUMP** Note: I was in the process of typing out a virtually identical post when I remembered I'd done it before and decided it would be easier to simply bump the old one. If I'm violating Terms & Conditions, I apologize. I'm just compelled and I can't help it. Thanks, simp
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#14765 - 02/28/05 05:47 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Now thats a good idea, you could have a nice close up of the fathers face as he watches his daughter inhale a 12 inch black cock.
I'd watch that.
...and the follow-up reaction when the father, meets for the first time, minus the Jerry Springer-esque contrivances, the person mainly responsible for introducing his daughter to the world of adult entertainment!
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#14766 - 02/28/05 06:48 AM
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#14767 - 03/01/05 10:03 AM
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#14768 - 03/01/05 10:16 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/06/04
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That would truly kick some serious fucking ass if that music served as the soundtrack for Gag Factor while the broads get throatfucked (UPSIDEDOWN of course). It would be even better if the music was not added during the editing phase, but rather played live so as to create a grim and somber atmosphere during filming, thereby making the whores' Gag Factor experiences all the more unpleasant.
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#14769 - 03/04/05 05:28 AM
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#14770 - 03/04/05 10:36 PM
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#14771 - 03/05/05 07:55 PM
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#14772 - 03/05/05 08:41 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/05/04
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"My God - That's my daughter up there!"
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#14777 - 03/06/05 12:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#14779 - 06/27/07 07:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
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she won art prizes for her horse drawings!
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#14780 - 06/27/07 08:53 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 11/16/06
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Ive always wondered in todays porn climate does a girl really have to worry about people she knows finding out she is/was a pornstar. There are like thousands of girls, sites,movies like that and even the biggest porn geek with the fastest internet connection could not watch it all. I mean what are the chances somebody finding your video unless they were searching for it. i'm a big porn fan but if I saw Sasha Grey walking around in a big room of people I would not notice her from the thousands of other white girls with dark short hair unless it was a porn convention and I was expecting her. I might notice some of the ethinic pornstars like jada fire or olivia o lovely or ava devine , because they have unique looks and stand out more. but I mean if you are the typical white girl who shot some gonzo scenes back in 2004 I doubt even hardcore porn fans remember you let alone casual ones, because we are always looking for a new chicks. I think these girls can easily go back to regular jobs, maybe just get a hair cut or change. They cant et a job in politics, but with so much porn being made and so many new comers. I just dont see someone recognizing you unless they were looking.
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#14781 - 06/27/07 02:03 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
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A friend of mine pointed out a gal who he thought was pretty hot in a BJ vid that was out on the net just last year. Within 10 seconds of watching her suck on some guys schlong, I realized that I had went to school with her and, at the time she was doing porn, she was one of the more prominent members of our sports club. I won't name the school cuz it would quickly give away her name. She was dumb enough to have some of her earliest porn work published under her REAL name no less.
I'm more amazed at the stupid bitches who think they can do porn and somehow remain anonymous....dumb whores. How in the hell do they think they WONT get recognized? This shit always comes back to bite your ass. The only way porn ends up being a good career choice is if you manage to stay in the business forever...otherwise, it's game over for your life.
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